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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2h

We just had floors done in the new Fortress of Attitude. The floor guy said the tiles are too dark for his taste. Well, boy, sheeit, you dodged a bullet not living HERE. then, dincha? 😂

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 9h

"Space. Hmmm." *flipflipflipflip*

"Ah, here it is:'Space: noun. The final frontier."

"Well, crap. THAT's no help."

#StarTrek

kat @spirk-trek.bsky.social · 10h

shhh... mr. spock is doing very important work... 🚀

(coloring book art by robert doremus) #spock #startrek

A simple coloring-page-style line drawing of Spock reading a massive book with basic shapes that just says SPACE.

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 11h

Thank you!

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 12h

In case anyone wonders, I've done (probably) my last #Svengoolie for 2025. Next up: the Family Tude is moving! We expect to be in the new Fortress of Attitude by the beginning of December, but it may take me a bit longer to get my Video Interociter up and running.

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, just hear me out:

An action movie where the heroes are played by Jimmi Simpson, Michael Emerson and Crispin Glover.

Title? THREE WEIRDOS.

DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 1d

"You give me no cream cheese? You are not JUST inferior, you are barbarians, KIRRRRRRRRK!" #StarTrekTOS

Jörg Hillebrand @gaghyogi49.bsky.social · 1d

An exotic version of "future celery" is seen in two season 1 episodes of #StarTrekTOS: "The Man Trap"⬆️ and "Space Seed"⬇️. Again, only the best 23rd century food for Khan! ;-)

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 1d

As my mom used to say whenever I'd throw a tantrum and threaten to leave, "I'll pack you a lunch."

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”

METRO
EXCLUSIVE
Andrew Cuomo says he 'will move to Florida' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC
mayor

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2d

Mine wasn’t my first flu or ‘rona shot, but it was my first dipth-tet. And I did them all at once too. 🤦‍♂️

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2d

Day after my year-end vaccinations.

This isn’t an anti-vax rant of any kind; they’re necessary.

I just wanted to say that this must be what green kryptonite must feel like.

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2d

I would (and do) NEED a really good reason to go South. Fortunately I’ve got one.

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2d

Well worth it. I’m moving from the Northeast to the South very soon, and getting Covid or the flu from an antivaxxer would be so embarassing.

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2d

Kids, I'm out. Got myself vaccinated up the wazoo (not literally) today; the feeling-like-crap stage has begun. Good night!

#Svengoolie

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2d

“Um, how are we defining ‘instant’ again?”

#svengoolie

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2d

Francois will now use the next several years training Phillipe in sequels.

This ending is completely ridiculous.

#Svengoolie

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2d

This ending is completely ridiculous.

It also happens to be skin-crawlingly creepy, terrifyingly weird, and utterly impossible to forget.

#Svengoolie

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2d

Bots. Why did it have to be bots...

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, I have very little, if anything, against soft porn, but I want it on MY schedule.

#Svengoolie

DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2d

Is everyone else getting this spam of very-badly AI-generated young Asian women in varying states of undress? Fast as I shoot 'em down, another one pops up.

#Svengoolie

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2d

Greaaaaaat...

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2d

Is everyone else getting this spam of very-badly AI-generated young Asian women in varying states of undress? Fast as I shoot 'em down, another one pops up.

#Svengoolie

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2d

It's the little thoughtful gestures that help marriage work.

#Svengoolie

SugarCookie @cookie1962.bsky.social · 2d

Handy that there's a fainting couch in the lab. It's like he knew his science experiments would go awry and terrify his wife.
#svengoolie

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2d

This is why I tell people to avoid fly fishing.

#Svengoolie

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2d

On the upside, her presence at least assures SOMEONE in the picture will be funny.

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2d

For those who've seen things we'd rather not spoil, the slurping milk beats donuts...

#Svengoolie

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2d

"In the future, everyone will be a demi-fly for fifteen minutes."

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2d

The stagehand who had to paint the fly deserved a bonus, no matter what his salary was.

"André!"
#Svengoolie

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