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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier
@dermudetude.bsky.social
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The coolest old man you know outside of your immediate family. Also, paradoxically, the most uncool.
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We just had floors done in the new Fortress of Attitude. The floor guy said the tiles are too dark for his taste. Well, boy, sheeit, you dodged a bullet not living HERE. then, dincha? 😂
"Space. Hmmm." *flipflipflipflip*

"Ah, here it is:'Space: noun. The final frontier."

"Well, crap. THAT's no help."

#StarTrek
shhh... mr. spock is doing very important work... 🚀

(coloring book art by robert doremus) #spock #startrek
In case anyone wonders, I've done (probably) my last #Svengoolie for 2025. Next up: the Family Tude is moving! We expect to be in the new Fortress of Attitude by the beginning of December, but it may take me a bit longer to get my Video Interociter up and running.
Okay, just hear me out:

An action movie where the heroes are played by Jimmi Simpson, Michael Emerson and Crispin Glover.

Title? THREE WEIRDOS.
"You give me no cream cheese? You are not JUST inferior, you are barbarians, KIRRRRRRRRK!" #StarTrekTOS
An exotic version of "future celery" is seen in two season 1 episodes of #StarTrekTOS: "The Man Trap"⬆️ and "Space Seed"⬇️. Again, only the best 23rd century food for Khan! ;-)
As my mom used to say whenever I'd throw a tantrum and threaten to leave, "I'll pack you a lunch."
My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”
Mine wasn’t my first flu or ‘rona shot, but it was my first dipth-tet. And I did them all at once too. 🤦‍♂️
Day after my year-end vaccinations.

This isn’t an anti-vax rant of any kind; they’re necessary.

I just wanted to say that this must be what green kryptonite must feel like.
I would (and do) NEED a really good reason to go South. Fortunately I’ve got one.
Well worth it. I’m moving from the Northeast to the South very soon, and getting Covid or the flu from an antivaxxer would be so embarassing.
Kids, I'm out. Got myself vaccinated up the wazoo (not literally) today; the feeling-like-crap stage has begun. Good night!

#Svengoolie
“Um, how are we defining ‘instant’ again?”

#svengoolie
Francois will now use the next several years training Phillipe in sequels.

This ending is completely ridiculous.

#Svengoolie
This ending is completely ridiculous.

It also happens to be skin-crawlingly creepy, terrifyingly weird, and utterly impossible to forget.

#Svengoolie
I mean, I have very little, if anything, against soft porn, but I want it on MY schedule.

#Svengoolie
Is everyone else getting this spam of very-badly AI-generated young Asian women in varying states of undress? Fast as I shoot 'em down, another one pops up.

#Svengoolie
Is everyone else getting this spam of very-badly AI-generated young Asian women in varying states of undress? Fast as I shoot 'em down, another one pops up.

#Svengoolie
It's the little thoughtful gestures that help marriage work.

#Svengoolie
Handy that there's a fainting couch in the lab. It's like he knew his science experiments would go awry and terrify his wife.
#svengoolie
This is why I tell people to avoid fly fishing.

#Svengoolie
On the upside, her presence at least assures SOMEONE in the picture will be funny.
For those who've seen things we'd rather not spoil, the slurping milk beats donuts...

#Svengoolie
"In the future, everyone will be a demi-fly for fifteen minutes."
The stagehand who had to paint the fly deserved a bonus, no matter what his salary was.

"André!"
#Svengoolie