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DeryckEleven
@deryckeleven.bsky.social
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writer, hobby linguist, bit of a critic

Newest ebook:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D3494MFH?asc_source=01HFY6QA7FYP0YEFD1ZY3XMFP8&tag=snx78-20
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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social · Jan 21
I am writing again and it feels so good to create.

I have ebooks available via Amazon. Tell your friends!

amzn.to/3rIxTXO (One Cold Day)

tinyurl.com/93vdc3vy (The Hundreds)

tinyurl.com/47hhybrt (Hundreds & Thousands)
One Cold Day: A Zombie Story
And you thought your job bites? It was just another normal day of raking leaves and trimming the grass for Diego's lawn care team, when suddenly a zombie attacks and kills his crew. Follow along as he...
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#WIPsnips
After another ten or so minutes of looking for vines, Isadora decided to just use a strip of her shirt. Now that she had a cutting tool, she didn’t have to worry much about destroying her only defense against scratches from the plant life. She turned to head back to the clearing when she spotted a lone goblin doing its best to track her. It was too busy looking for footprints and had not yet seen her. She wished again for a sword, but nothing happened.
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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If they made ET today, he would say "ET text home."
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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All-encompassingly enjoyed the first two eps of Plur1bus. Next Friday is too dar away!
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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It’s Fondue Friday!
Trader Joe’s fondue bowl with baby carrots and chopped apple
November 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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#WIPsnips
If Charn, the Unbroken noticed Urzk he didn’t let on. His chanting continued and his movements became more vigorous. Suddenly he stopped and stood with his arms outstretched. The air crackled and the tips of vegetation singed ever so slightly.
November 7, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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How many ys could X Y x, if X Y could x ys?
November 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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#IThinkYouShouldMeme
Top image: 1 star Google Review of Oasis that says “My kids hated it here, terrible mac n cheese.” with response Response from the owner “We believe that you are leaving a review for the wrong business. We are water-themed, sex club in downtown Toronto that welcomes adults 19+. It is not a restaurant-nor is it child friendly.” Bottom image: a doctor from I Think You Should Leave saying “I actually want to go to Oasis Aqualounge more than Haunted House.” @DERYCKELEVEN
November 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Happy anniversary to me!
PS5 games Death Stranding 2 and Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth
November 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Fridge still out of commission, but at least we’re getting a $125 rent credit to help offset lost groceries plus inconvenience.
November 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Cool, cool, cool. Our fridge has been off for nearly 4 hours because the fuse tripped and then sparked when we tried to reset it. Landlord said he’d try to get an electrician ASAP, but that was 3 hours ago and still nothing. Super cool that we bought groceries this morning!
October 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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New worst chair dropped
Chair with v short back, almost a stool
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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“Hey, I’m an author!”
-Me explaining my internet search history.
October 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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#IThinkYouShouldMeme
Top image: drawing of Mark Zuckerberg, a laptop with silhouette of a woman, and the Meta logo floating above. Headline from techspot.com “Meta denies torrenting 2,400 porn movies for Al training - says they were for ‘personal use’” Bottom image: Bozo the Clown from from I Think You Should Leave saying “This guy's about to jack off.” @DERYCKELEVEN
October 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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#IThinkYouShouldMeme
Top image: medical art zoom in of a weird growth in a man’s throat. Under text: 35-year-old man's sore throat turned into cancer after 5 chemotherapy sessions-doctor urges: throw these 2 things out of your fridge Bottom left image: Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave looking terrified with a hot dog sticking out of his mouth. Onlookers are trying to help him. Bottom right image: Patti Harrison from I Think You Should Leave looking upset with her arms above her head. @DERYCKELEVEN
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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It’s like they haven’t ever used their own controller.
Circle is play/pause. X isn’t used, apparently.
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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#WIPsnips
An older man, in his fifties if one were to guess, arrived wearing a deep blue robe and white hat. His clothing was elegant and obviously he was important. One would only need to inspect the fine needlework detail on his hat to realize that. He carried a large book and a smaller one. Both were bound in fine leather with the symbol of a scale in gilt on their fronts. “Will someone take these? They are very heavy and I should like to set them down. But as there is no table, and the ground will not do, I need one of you squires to assist,” Master Volden said.
October 26, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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image: Charlie Conspiracy (Always Sunny in Philidelphia) Meme text overlay: don't you see!? seven. thursday. october. they're all purple! @DERYCKELEVEN
October 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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image: a child running into the night from Weapons text overlay: my last bit of patience for your bullshit @DERYCKELEVEN
October 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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The humans were now both out of bed and scrambling for the door. One off them spotted the dark shapes of the intruders silhouetted by the moonlight through the door. “The other door!” they shouted, turning around. As they barged through the door to the kitchen, they saw the second group orcs, illuminated by the flickering flames of the hearth.
October 21, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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First egg nog of the season. Finally.
October 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Are your kids texting about art?

LOL: ladder on Louvre

SMH: Spider-Man hands

DTF: down to frame

POC: paint on canvas

TMI: Thomas Moran, impressive

FML: Fantastic Mona Lisa
October 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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fed is best
Takeout container of Panda Express orange chicken and chow mein.
October 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Anybody know what these kind of light bulbs are called? Our dining room is down to one working bulb and we’ve never seen these before to know what to search for.
October 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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image: a man carrying a briefcase, walking away from the viewer. text overlay: my favorite part of work is going home @DERYCKELEVEN
October 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Have a good weekend (threat) @DERYCKELEVEN
September 20, 2024 at 9:24 PM