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Destiny Allegedly

@destinyharhar.bsky.social

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30. she/her. ca. taurus so don’t take me too seriously. i will take a nap about it. born to be silly. forced to pay bills

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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 6h

it wasn’t enough stealing my heart. he gotta steal hoodies too 😂

Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 6h

in my house my bf steals the hoodies

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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 2d

my dad has texted me i love you every day for the past 2 years. somehow i feel like this is also daddy issues

Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 4d

friday nights are for watching the first episode of severance and then driving an hour to go to a diner that has the same aesthetic

Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 5d

my dumb ass poisoned myself by drinking from a moldy water bottle 🤢 don’t text

Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 6d

it’s kinda funny when i don’t have to explain how horrible boss is because there are so many articles that express it for me

Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 8d

i left a taco bell bag unattended on the couch today and my dog didn’t even sniff in it. i love my weirdo

Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 10d

so many things don’t make sense but this one kills me. it was all about states rights when roe v wade was repealed but fuck states rights when it comes to mail in voting??

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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 25d

unreasonably mad that snapchat is offering longer message retention. if i needed receipts i wouldn’t be on snapchat

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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · Sep 13

we have too many mass shootings to ever fly our flag above half mast

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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · Sep 11

my dad told me to google 3I/Atlas and i learned the comet won’t be hitting earth. got my hopes up for nothing

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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · Sep 7

when you live somewhere with insane summers, fall is so much sweeter

Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · Sep 5

me to my best friend’s 3 hour old baby: hey welcome to the world! it’s pretty wild here. first thing you need to know is capitalism is horrible and we hate rich people

Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · Sep 3

did someone lose their shit on a flight? this flight attendant said “in the unlikely event” in almost every sentence of the safety lecture

Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · Sep 1

left the union lunch early today. nobody is going to get me to keep a bra on for more than 3 hours on my day off

Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · Sep 1

it’s kinda weird realizing my dad was a himbo before the term existed

Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · Aug 31

i can tell how much i love someone by how many times i try to say goodbye in a conversation but we just keep talking

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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · Aug 30

i need a science person to tell me how close we are to teleportation capabilities

Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · Aug 30

hear me out. we bury him this weekend dead or alive

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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · Aug 25

and i can’t find it but i swear a few months after she was caught with that white supremacist on her shirt she doubled down

Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · Aug 25

was i hallucinating or did doja really say she doesn’t want black people listening to her music??

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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · Aug 25

lmao this is one of my first sexual encounters. bj in a movie theater. the movie? inception

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · Aug 24

13. Never have I ever gone down on someone in public.

Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · Aug 25

i have to work for the next 30-40 years of my life. i don’t plan on missing any important days for my loved ones because of work. weddings, births, free vacations, i’m there

Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · Aug 14

2 months. i’m blessed 🙌🏾

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · Aug 14

3. What is the longest you've gone without sex?

Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · Aug 14

made some bomb ass roasted potatoes, broccoli, and salmon for dinner tonight. kinda forgot i can cook