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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 2h

Also pretty sure it won't actually kill me but it might make my summers more annoying

eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 2h

Gonna be funny when it dumps again

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 12h

We only rallied like 1000 on trade uncertainty lifting

eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 12h

Everyone always listens to the sound on those TVs while at the airport

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 17h

rip bozos

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 22h

The thing that makes you 10x a fortune is the same that makes you lose it

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 1d

People think that old people shouldn't be forced to move out of their house but really taxes should be high enough to make them want to downsize

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 1d

Is that a lot or a little

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 2d

He's about to explain how to use a qr code in the ad for thrifty dialysis

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 2d

Well bond market closed Monday so maybe they learned one thing

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe he should look into starting a Kool aid drinking cult for VCs and such

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 2d

When the liquidations are happening faster than you can write the tweet

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 2d

This is why you pay $30k/year

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 2d

stocks are higher now so why wouldn't he

Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 2d

After some months of relative calm, President Donald Trump rattled markets today with a new broadside against China.

Trump Returns China Trade Tensions to the Front Burner

This is Washington Edition, the newsletter about money, power and politics in the nation’s capital. Today, senior editor Joe Sobczyk looks at the president’s threat of new tariffs on China. Sign up here. Email our editors here.

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 2d

is this removed trade uncertainty?

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 2d

tbf every time they say this it makes the market go up so no reason you stop

eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 2d

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 2d

good thing we ramped so much on removed trade uncertainty

*TRUMP TO IMPOSE 100% ADDITIONAL TARIFF ON CHINESE GOODS

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 2d

rip bozos (US)

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 3d

but they nailed the annoying code phrases they would use if they did have that level of organization

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 3d

This is pretty bearish for crypto if he's reduced to pushing watches to brain cooked newsmax watchers

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Trump Watches commercials are now running regularly on Newsmax

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 3d

Started with the election of a pro-business president, then uncertainty being lifted as the pro business president nuked the economy and now 🤷

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 3d

yes but also we've been melting up for a year and half already

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 3d

Turns out the idiots who aren't paying attention won't give you credit when nothing happens

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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social · 3d

You're telling me there was a downside to people moving there for the cheap real estate?

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