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crushing white monster for maximum wokeness
Some boomer at dinner asked Siri to turn on his flashlight
January 23, 2026 at 11:11 PM
January 23, 2026 at 5:22 PM
They don't want you doing fun drift turns at every intersection
REMINDER TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER DRIVEN IN SNOW:

STAY HOME
January 23, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Another location of the Canadian sports bar opening in Manhattan?

The people yearn for hockey bars and moosehead
January 23, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I can't believe my unregulated degenerate gambling platform would screw me like this
Kalshi resolved Tesla releasing unsupervised FSD to yes. So much for prediction markets being useful in reflecting any actual events
“.. Here’s the reality: Tesla didn’t remove the safety monitor. It simply moved them from inside the Robotaxi to a chase car following closely behind.” 🤡

@electrek.co #$TSLA
x.com/electrekco/s...
January 23, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Kalshi resolved Tesla releasing unsupervised FSD to yes. So much for prediction markets being useful in reflecting any actual events
“.. Here’s the reality: Tesla didn’t remove the safety monitor. It simply moved them from inside the Robotaxi to a chase car following closely behind.” 🤡

@electrek.co #$TSLA
x.com/electrekco/s...
January 23, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Thanks #$WFC for paying for my free hotel, can't wait to cancel my bilt card after this
January 22, 2026 at 7:41 PM
and people think monetary conditions are tight
A wave of supply is coming in 2026 if financial conditions allow it:
January 22, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Apple software is such shit I dunno how you mfers live like this
January 22, 2026 at 3:18 PM
tldr; don't sell and stonks will go higher
US Secretary of Treasury Scott Bessent:

What I am urging everyone here to do is sit back, take a deep breath, and let things play out. The worst thing countries can do is escalate against the United States.
January 20, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Squat triple PR and then missed the rerack for a fun morning
January 20, 2026 at 2:30 PM
chairman xi my family is dying in authoritarian USA please sned freedom wheyfu
January 20, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Wish I was kicking back with a nice tall glass of egg nog
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 AM
19:43 5km

not bad for a fat guy who just crushed some Indian food and beers
January 18, 2026 at 2:08 AM
you're welcome
The top 10% now account for nearly half of all consumer spending.
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 PM
learn history
January 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
it's not a bubble the subway is just filled with ads for scam trading apps because 'investing' in 0dte options is the future of retirement
January 15, 2026 at 3:44 PM
January 14, 2026 at 4:20 PM
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 PM
woke 2 getting jacked af progressing nicely
January 14, 2026 at 2:02 PM
All my apes gone!l
January 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
All my apes gone!
January 12, 2026 at 10:11 PM
If you're not thinking "fuck I gotta sell my stocks now" then no one else is either and that's why the market don't care
January 12, 2026 at 2:15 AM
windows 11 really sucks how do you mfers live like this
January 10, 2026 at 2:44 PM
judging by the state of these kettlebell swings our new anti-woke military is cooked
Hegseth had cameras recording him working out with recruits today at UCLA
January 10, 2026 at 3:15 AM