Devilishly Clever.
@devilishlyclever.bsky.social
Devil May Care Attitude. I just want to enjoy Social Media without leasing my soul to the devil. Former Twitter Exile. Clever, Witty, Non GMO.
Former ISA. Current Freelancer/Corporate Intelligence. I find out who is being really bad. "Sine Pari."
Former ISA. Current Freelancer/Corporate Intelligence. I find out who is being really bad. "Sine Pari."
Took My Daughter Eliza to see The Melania Documentary.
That will teach her not to stay out past her curfew.
That will teach her not to stay out past her curfew.
January 31, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Took My Daughter Eliza to see The Melania Documentary.
That will teach her not to stay out past her curfew.
That will teach her not to stay out past her curfew.
Reposted by Devilishly Clever.
This is what anti-egg propaganda leads to
January 31, 2026 at 5:01 AM
This is what anti-egg propaganda leads to
ICE: Your Phone Camera working?
ICE: No. Can't take pictures.
ICE : Same here, I take a picture, and it comes with lines, and burned out image.
ICE: Same.
20 Minutes Later
Me: So Marcus. Those little LIDAR Pendants work.
Marcus: They are suppose to work. Going to destroy all phone cameras.
ICE: No. Can't take pictures.
ICE : Same here, I take a picture, and it comes with lines, and burned out image.
ICE: Same.
20 Minutes Later
Me: So Marcus. Those little LIDAR Pendants work.
Marcus: They are suppose to work. Going to destroy all phone cameras.
January 30, 2026 at 4:42 PM
ICE: Your Phone Camera working?
ICE: No. Can't take pictures.
ICE : Same here, I take a picture, and it comes with lines, and burned out image.
ICE: Same.
20 Minutes Later
Me: So Marcus. Those little LIDAR Pendants work.
Marcus: They are suppose to work. Going to destroy all phone cameras.
ICE: No. Can't take pictures.
ICE : Same here, I take a picture, and it comes with lines, and burned out image.
ICE: Same.
20 Minutes Later
Me: So Marcus. Those little LIDAR Pendants work.
Marcus: They are suppose to work. Going to destroy all phone cameras.
@cdelawalla.bsky.social
I just read your piece on how science, and industry need to push back hard.
Absolutely brilliant piece of writing.
I just read your piece on how science, and industry need to push back hard.
Absolutely brilliant piece of writing.
January 26, 2026 at 10:59 PM
@cdelawalla.bsky.social
I just read your piece on how science, and industry need to push back hard.
Absolutely brilliant piece of writing.
I just read your piece on how science, and industry need to push back hard.
Absolutely brilliant piece of writing.
To counter act The Board of Peace.
I’ve decided to enact The Board of Pizza. Pizza from all over the world, and Hoboken.
Full disclosure. Pineapple and Ham on Pizza is accepted, if you’re sitting at the Kids Table.
I’ve decided to enact The Board of Pizza. Pizza from all over the world, and Hoboken.
Full disclosure. Pineapple and Ham on Pizza is accepted, if you’re sitting at the Kids Table.
January 23, 2026 at 1:24 PM
To counter act The Board of Peace.
I’ve decided to enact The Board of Pizza. Pizza from all over the world, and Hoboken.
Full disclosure. Pineapple and Ham on Pizza is accepted, if you’re sitting at the Kids Table.
I’ve decided to enact The Board of Pizza. Pizza from all over the world, and Hoboken.
Full disclosure. Pineapple and Ham on Pizza is accepted, if you’re sitting at the Kids Table.
To the idiots that may read this.
If you have a problem with the actions, and lifestyles of others different from you. That is not their fault. That is the fault of your own bad decisions in life like choosing to be a racist. Maybe if you had better parents because no good parenting raise racists!
If you have a problem with the actions, and lifestyles of others different from you. That is not their fault. That is the fault of your own bad decisions in life like choosing to be a racist. Maybe if you had better parents because no good parenting raise racists!
January 23, 2026 at 11:09 AM
To the idiots that may read this.
If you have a problem with the actions, and lifestyles of others different from you. That is not their fault. That is the fault of your own bad decisions in life like choosing to be a racist. Maybe if you had better parents because no good parenting raise racists!
If you have a problem with the actions, and lifestyles of others different from you. That is not their fault. That is the fault of your own bad decisions in life like choosing to be a racist. Maybe if you had better parents because no good parenting raise racists!
My African Ancestors had a disagreement with My Seminole. Ancestors and decided to go back to Africa.
January 21, 2026 at 11:23 AM
My African Ancestors had a disagreement with My Seminole. Ancestors and decided to go back to Africa.
ICE infested my local bar. I just wanted to have two beers, and shoot pool.
They talked about their 9mm and .40 guns, and I snickered a little loud, and they say...."Why You laughing, what do you carry?"
So, I said "Smith and Wesson MP 5.7."
And with that. All the ICE Guys left.
They talked about their 9mm and .40 guns, and I snickered a little loud, and they say...."Why You laughing, what do you carry?"
So, I said "Smith and Wesson MP 5.7."
And with that. All the ICE Guys left.
January 20, 2026 at 2:19 AM
ICE infested my local bar. I just wanted to have two beers, and shoot pool.
They talked about their 9mm and .40 guns, and I snickered a little loud, and they say...."Why You laughing, what do you carry?"
So, I said "Smith and Wesson MP 5.7."
And with that. All the ICE Guys left.
They talked about their 9mm and .40 guns, and I snickered a little loud, and they say...."Why You laughing, what do you carry?"
So, I said "Smith and Wesson MP 5.7."
And with that. All the ICE Guys left.
Reposted by Devilishly Clever.
"I have to go get some milk."
This one simple sentence got.
"WHY DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE US!"
"MOM! WILL WE GET A NEW DADDY!"
"WHY HE LEAVE US!"
"WHO IS GOING TO HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK!"
"WHO IS GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH!"
30 Minutes later come back to My Neighbor helping with homework.
This one simple sentence got.
"WHY DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE US!"
"MOM! WILL WE GET A NEW DADDY!"
"WHY HE LEAVE US!"
"WHO IS GOING TO HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK!"
"WHO IS GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH!"
30 Minutes later come back to My Neighbor helping with homework.
January 7, 2026 at 9:30 AM
"I have to go get some milk."
This one simple sentence got.
"WHY DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE US!"
"MOM! WILL WE GET A NEW DADDY!"
"WHY HE LEAVE US!"
"WHO IS GOING TO HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK!"
"WHO IS GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH!"
30 Minutes later come back to My Neighbor helping with homework.
This one simple sentence got.
"WHY DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE US!"
"MOM! WILL WE GET A NEW DADDY!"
"WHY HE LEAVE US!"
"WHO IS GOING TO HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK!"
"WHO IS GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH!"
30 Minutes later come back to My Neighbor helping with homework.
Never have a discussion with a 15 years.
"Dad. What is a Blockbuster?"
"Where we got VHS Movies."
"What is VHS?"
"Something you played movies on, or recorded TV Shows."
"Oh. So are they in museums now."
So Anyway there is a 15 y/o half Japanese, half African Female on some corner in Philly.
"Dad. What is a Blockbuster?"
"Where we got VHS Movies."
"What is VHS?"
"Something you played movies on, or recorded TV Shows."
"Oh. So are they in museums now."
So Anyway there is a 15 y/o half Japanese, half African Female on some corner in Philly.
January 6, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Never have a discussion with a 15 years.
"Dad. What is a Blockbuster?"
"Where we got VHS Movies."
"What is VHS?"
"Something you played movies on, or recorded TV Shows."
"Oh. So are they in museums now."
So Anyway there is a 15 y/o half Japanese, half African Female on some corner in Philly.
"Dad. What is a Blockbuster?"
"Where we got VHS Movies."
"What is VHS?"
"Something you played movies on, or recorded TV Shows."
"Oh. So are they in museums now."
So Anyway there is a 15 y/o half Japanese, half African Female on some corner in Philly.
Anne: Let me do the procurement.
Alex: Sure.
Me: Wait a minute. Anne? Remember when I asked you to order 10 boxes of copy paper, and you instead ordered 1000 boxes of copy paper?
Anne: Um. So, Maybe buying 20 New CT5-Vs is not the best thing for me.
Me: Listen to me carefully..10 CT5-Vs.
Alex: Sure.
Me: Wait a minute. Anne? Remember when I asked you to order 10 boxes of copy paper, and you instead ordered 1000 boxes of copy paper?
Anne: Um. So, Maybe buying 20 New CT5-Vs is not the best thing for me.
Me: Listen to me carefully..10 CT5-Vs.
January 1, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Anne: Let me do the procurement.
Alex: Sure.
Me: Wait a minute. Anne? Remember when I asked you to order 10 boxes of copy paper, and you instead ordered 1000 boxes of copy paper?
Anne: Um. So, Maybe buying 20 New CT5-Vs is not the best thing for me.
Me: Listen to me carefully..10 CT5-Vs.
Alex: Sure.
Me: Wait a minute. Anne? Remember when I asked you to order 10 boxes of copy paper, and you instead ordered 1000 boxes of copy paper?
Anne: Um. So, Maybe buying 20 New CT5-Vs is not the best thing for me.
Me: Listen to me carefully..10 CT5-Vs.
She soooo pretty.
December 31, 2025 at 3:20 AM
She soooo pretty.
Me, and Jeni cuddled up on the couch. Watching Superman.
Emme: Oh Superman. ::Sits down::: between us.
Eliza: Oh..I never saw this.:::Sits down:::
Rebecca: No Fair ::sits down::
Jeni texts me "Is this what our love is?"
Text back..."No. This is more."
Emme: Oh Superman. ::Sits down::: between us.
Eliza: Oh..I never saw this.:::Sits down:::
Rebecca: No Fair ::sits down::
Jeni texts me "Is this what our love is?"
Text back..."No. This is more."
December 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Me, and Jeni cuddled up on the couch. Watching Superman.
Emme: Oh Superman. ::Sits down::: between us.
Eliza: Oh..I never saw this.:::Sits down:::
Rebecca: No Fair ::sits down::
Jeni texts me "Is this what our love is?"
Text back..."No. This is more."
Emme: Oh Superman. ::Sits down::: between us.
Eliza: Oh..I never saw this.:::Sits down:::
Rebecca: No Fair ::sits down::
Jeni texts me "Is this what our love is?"
Text back..."No. This is more."
A Man asked a question to a crowd.
"If a Tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound."
Every debated.
Rebecca my 15 year old said.."No. In order for anything to make a sound, the sound has to be heard. If no one is around, there is nothing to hear with. Sound is the vibration, and frequency
"If a Tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound."
Every debated.
Rebecca my 15 year old said.."No. In order for anything to make a sound, the sound has to be heard. If no one is around, there is nothing to hear with. Sound is the vibration, and frequency
December 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A Man asked a question to a crowd.
"If a Tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound."
Every debated.
Rebecca my 15 year old said.."No. In order for anything to make a sound, the sound has to be heard. If no one is around, there is nothing to hear with. Sound is the vibration, and frequency
"If a Tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound."
Every debated.
Rebecca my 15 year old said.."No. In order for anything to make a sound, the sound has to be heard. If no one is around, there is nothing to hear with. Sound is the vibration, and frequency
I got kicked out of the kitchen.
Wife, Mom, Mother in Law kicked me out of top the kitchen because I wanted a snack.
"Dinner will be ready soon."
"You said that 30 minutes ago."
"GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
"NO FAIR!"
"GO TO YOUR ROOM OR NO DINNER!"
I got sent to my room in my own house.
Wife, Mom, Mother in Law kicked me out of top the kitchen because I wanted a snack.
"Dinner will be ready soon."
"You said that 30 minutes ago."
"GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
"NO FAIR!"
"GO TO YOUR ROOM OR NO DINNER!"
I got sent to my room in my own house.
December 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I got kicked out of the kitchen.
Wife, Mom, Mother in Law kicked me out of top the kitchen because I wanted a snack.
"Dinner will be ready soon."
"You said that 30 minutes ago."
"GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
"NO FAIR!"
"GO TO YOUR ROOM OR NO DINNER!"
I got sent to my room in my own house.
Wife, Mom, Mother in Law kicked me out of top the kitchen because I wanted a snack.
"Dinner will be ready soon."
"You said that 30 minutes ago."
"GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
"NO FAIR!"
"GO TO YOUR ROOM OR NO DINNER!"
I got sent to my room in my own house.
"I will be canceling my membership at this Gym because I saw two men kissing."
"Yeah. They do that because they are married."
"But they are men kissing. Homosexuality is a sin!"
"Me. So, like your tits, you believe in shit that is not real."
"Yeah. They do that because they are married."
"But they are men kissing. Homosexuality is a sin!"
"Me. So, like your tits, you believe in shit that is not real."
December 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"I will be canceling my membership at this Gym because I saw two men kissing."
"Yeah. They do that because they are married."
"But they are men kissing. Homosexuality is a sin!"
"Me. So, like your tits, you believe in shit that is not real."
"Yeah. They do that because they are married."
"But they are men kissing. Homosexuality is a sin!"
"Me. So, like your tits, you believe in shit that is not real."
So I was outnumbered 5 -1 against local kids and a Nerf Gun War.
I was down behind my car. Kids were marching up the driveway. Both sides....THEY GOT ME!
Till....I heard...."SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
Jeni comes out with The Nerf Titan Machine Gun, and she mowed those little brats down!
I was down behind my car. Kids were marching up the driveway. Both sides....THEY GOT ME!
Till....I heard...."SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
Jeni comes out with The Nerf Titan Machine Gun, and she mowed those little brats down!
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
So I was outnumbered 5 -1 against local kids and a Nerf Gun War.
I was down behind my car. Kids were marching up the driveway. Both sides....THEY GOT ME!
Till....I heard...."SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
Jeni comes out with The Nerf Titan Machine Gun, and she mowed those little brats down!
I was down behind my car. Kids were marching up the driveway. Both sides....THEY GOT ME!
Till....I heard...."SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
Jeni comes out with The Nerf Titan Machine Gun, and she mowed those little brats down!
Well MIT School of Mechanical Engineering. You are getting two more daughters.
Half My Daughters have attended, and graduated with degrees from MIT School of Mechanical Engineering 3 older ones are Mechanics 2 Automotive, 1 Airline.
Emme, and Eliza are attending next fall.
Half My Daughters have attended, and graduated with degrees from MIT School of Mechanical Engineering 3 older ones are Mechanics 2 Automotive, 1 Airline.
Emme, and Eliza are attending next fall.
December 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Well MIT School of Mechanical Engineering. You are getting two more daughters.
Half My Daughters have attended, and graduated with degrees from MIT School of Mechanical Engineering 3 older ones are Mechanics 2 Automotive, 1 Airline.
Emme, and Eliza are attending next fall.
Half My Daughters have attended, and graduated with degrees from MIT School of Mechanical Engineering 3 older ones are Mechanics 2 Automotive, 1 Airline.
Emme, and Eliza are attending next fall.
So Emme calls me at home asking her to come pick her up at work.
Odd, because she has her own car. But, Your Child needs you, she needs you.
Met her outside with the Assistant Manager (31 Year Old, to Emme's 17.) touches her, and whispers in her ear.
He was outside with her. She walks up to me.
Odd, because she has her own car. But, Your Child needs you, she needs you.
Met her outside with the Assistant Manager (31 Year Old, to Emme's 17.) touches her, and whispers in her ear.
He was outside with her. She walks up to me.
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
So Emme calls me at home asking her to come pick her up at work.
Odd, because she has her own car. But, Your Child needs you, she needs you.
Met her outside with the Assistant Manager (31 Year Old, to Emme's 17.) touches her, and whispers in her ear.
He was outside with her. She walks up to me.
Odd, because she has her own car. But, Your Child needs you, she needs you.
Met her outside with the Assistant Manager (31 Year Old, to Emme's 17.) touches her, and whispers in her ear.
He was outside with her. She walks up to me.
I have a rule. Treat all Waitstaff with respect. Treat them fairly.
Except when Your Child is your waitress, and then You gotta to do what ya gotta do!
Except when Your Child is your waitress, and then You gotta to do what ya gotta do!
December 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I have a rule. Treat all Waitstaff with respect. Treat them fairly.
Except when Your Child is your waitress, and then You gotta to do what ya gotta do!
Except when Your Child is your waitress, and then You gotta to do what ya gotta do!
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
1/3. My Older Sister, first of the Triplets. Wanted me to go with her to buy a new car. She feel in love with Black/Black 2026 Cadillac V Black Wing. The one on the showroom, fresh off the truck this morning was 112,000 dollars. We walked in, she went over to it, walked around it.
Meanwhile ..
Meanwhile ..
December 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
1/3. My Older Sister, first of the Triplets. Wanted me to go with her to buy a new car. She feel in love with Black/Black 2026 Cadillac V Black Wing. The one on the showroom, fresh off the truck this morning was 112,000 dollars. We walked in, she went over to it, walked around it.
Meanwhile ..
Meanwhile ..
Not to brag.
But.
McCoy looks Dapper.
But.
McCoy looks Dapper.
December 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Not to brag.
But.
McCoy looks Dapper.
But.
McCoy looks Dapper.
My Sister went and got artificially inseminate from a Donor Bank.
She said the name....I replied..."Not the one on 10th street, I donated there."
Then walked out with the most evil of grins, and she is like..."YOU BETTER BE FUCKING KIDDING! JT! JT! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!"
She said the name....I replied..."Not the one on 10th street, I donated there."
Then walked out with the most evil of grins, and she is like..."YOU BETTER BE FUCKING KIDDING! JT! JT! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!"
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My Sister went and got artificially inseminate from a Donor Bank.
She said the name....I replied..."Not the one on 10th street, I donated there."
Then walked out with the most evil of grins, and she is like..."YOU BETTER BE FUCKING KIDDING! JT! JT! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!"
She said the name....I replied..."Not the one on 10th street, I donated there."
Then walked out with the most evil of grins, and she is like..."YOU BETTER BE FUCKING KIDDING! JT! JT! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!"