Devilishly Clever.
@devilishlyclever.bsky.social
Devil May Care Attitude. I just want to enjoy Social Media without leasing my soul to the devil. Former Twitter Exile. Clever, Witty, Non GMO.
Former ISA. Current Freelancer/Corporate Intelligence. I find out who is being really bad. "Sine Pari."
Former ISA. Current Freelancer/Corporate Intelligence. I find out who is being really bad. "Sine Pari."
Rude Guy to Jeni: Hey! You want to see 8 inches of black d--k?
Rude Guy: You know You want it....Come get it.
Jeni: I WANT TO! I Mean I been getting fucked by 12 inches for almost 40 years! Would be nice to downsize.
I Saw his ego leave his body.
Rude Guy: You know You want it....Come get it.
Jeni: I WANT TO! I Mean I been getting fucked by 12 inches for almost 40 years! Would be nice to downsize.
I Saw his ego leave his body.
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Rude Guy to Jeni: Hey! You want to see 8 inches of black d--k?
Rude Guy: You know You want it....Come get it.
Jeni: I WANT TO! I Mean I been getting fucked by 12 inches for almost 40 years! Would be nice to downsize.
I Saw his ego leave his body.
Rude Guy: You know You want it....Come get it.
Jeni: I WANT TO! I Mean I been getting fucked by 12 inches for almost 40 years! Would be nice to downsize.
I Saw his ego leave his body.
Not even 4:30 est and My Mind is blown.
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Not even 4:30 est and My Mind is blown.
Ran into a few IDF Army today. They were in Philly for a Friend's Wedding.
I said..."GOD I HOPE NO KIDS WALK ACROSS THE STREET! YOU MAY SHOOT THEM!"
They did not take kindly to that. So, they asked me to repeat it. I said..."GOD I HOP NO KIDS WALK ACROSS THE STREET! YOU MAY SHOOT THEM!"
I said..."GOD I HOPE NO KIDS WALK ACROSS THE STREET! YOU MAY SHOOT THEM!"
They did not take kindly to that. So, they asked me to repeat it. I said..."GOD I HOP NO KIDS WALK ACROSS THE STREET! YOU MAY SHOOT THEM!"
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Ran into a few IDF Army today. They were in Philly for a Friend's Wedding.
I said..."GOD I HOPE NO KIDS WALK ACROSS THE STREET! YOU MAY SHOOT THEM!"
They did not take kindly to that. So, they asked me to repeat it. I said..."GOD I HOP NO KIDS WALK ACROSS THE STREET! YOU MAY SHOOT THEM!"
I said..."GOD I HOPE NO KIDS WALK ACROSS THE STREET! YOU MAY SHOOT THEM!"
They did not take kindly to that. So, they asked me to repeat it. I said..."GOD I HOP NO KIDS WALK ACROSS THE STREET! YOU MAY SHOOT THEM!"
Just watched Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning. I have to say.
Been awhile since I watch an Impactful, and meaningful movie that was fully complete.
Been awhile since I watch an Impactful, and meaningful movie that was fully complete.
December 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Just watched Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning. I have to say.
Been awhile since I watch an Impactful, and meaningful movie that was fully complete.
Been awhile since I watch an Impactful, and meaningful movie that was fully complete.
Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy
YouTube video by TJ Morris
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
LISTEN UP! YOU BETTER THAN THOUS!!!!!!!!
I WENT TO LOWES FOR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS! JUST FUCKING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!!!! WENT IN FOR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!
I WENT TO LOWES FOR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS! JUST FUCKING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!!!! WENT IN FOR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
LISTEN UP! YOU BETTER THAN THOUS!!!!!!!!
I WENT TO LOWES FOR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS! JUST FUCKING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!!!! WENT IN FOR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!
I WENT TO LOWES FOR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS! JUST FUCKING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!!!! WENT IN FOR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!
I just had a lecture from a Man I do not know.
"I do not want to seem rude, but don't you think Your Wife has a bit too much junk in her trunk for being Asian, and her breast are too big, why did she have breast augmentation surgery?"
" I am going to punch you."
"I do not want to seem rude, but don't you think Your Wife has a bit too much junk in her trunk for being Asian, and her breast are too big, why did she have breast augmentation surgery?"
" I am going to punch you."
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I just had a lecture from a Man I do not know.
"I do not want to seem rude, but don't you think Your Wife has a bit too much junk in her trunk for being Asian, and her breast are too big, why did she have breast augmentation surgery?"
" I am going to punch you."
"I do not want to seem rude, but don't you think Your Wife has a bit too much junk in her trunk for being Asian, and her breast are too big, why did she have breast augmentation surgery?"
" I am going to punch you."
Cameron Sneezed.
Cameron is First Born, Oldest Child. She is 39.
Does not mean I was not like...Ready with the Cough Syrup.
"DAD! I AM FREAKING 39! STOP BABYING ME!"
"NEVER! NOW LET ME TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE!"
"OH GOD BETTER NOT BE THE RECTAL!"
"Temporal WHO USES RECTAL ANYMORE!"
Cameron is First Born, Oldest Child. She is 39.
Does not mean I was not like...Ready with the Cough Syrup.
"DAD! I AM FREAKING 39! STOP BABYING ME!"
"NEVER! NOW LET ME TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE!"
"OH GOD BETTER NOT BE THE RECTAL!"
"Temporal WHO USES RECTAL ANYMORE!"
a man with a beard is making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face .
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November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Cameron Sneezed.
Cameron is First Born, Oldest Child. She is 39.
Does not mean I was not like...Ready with the Cough Syrup.
"DAD! I AM FREAKING 39! STOP BABYING ME!"
"NEVER! NOW LET ME TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE!"
"OH GOD BETTER NOT BE THE RECTAL!"
"Temporal WHO USES RECTAL ANYMORE!"
Cameron is First Born, Oldest Child. She is 39.
Does not mean I was not like...Ready with the Cough Syrup.
"DAD! I AM FREAKING 39! STOP BABYING ME!"
"NEVER! NOW LET ME TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE!"
"OH GOD BETTER NOT BE THE RECTAL!"
"Temporal WHO USES RECTAL ANYMORE!"
Jeni " HOW THE FUCK WE GOT KIDS IN THEIR LAST YEAR IN THEIR 30s!!!"
"Third word in that sentence."
"Third word in that sentence."
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Jeni " HOW THE FUCK WE GOT KIDS IN THEIR LAST YEAR IN THEIR 30s!!!"
"Third word in that sentence."
"Third word in that sentence."
Girls talking in Living room.
::Sits down::
Eliza: Are Your boobs getting bigger?
Megan: Yeah. Like a cup size bigger in the last 2 months. They are huge.
::Gets Up and Walks out::
::Sits down::
Eliza: Are Your boobs getting bigger?
Megan: Yeah. Like a cup size bigger in the last 2 months. They are huge.
::Gets Up and Walks out::
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Girls talking in Living room.
::Sits down::
Eliza: Are Your boobs getting bigger?
Megan: Yeah. Like a cup size bigger in the last 2 months. They are huge.
::Gets Up and Walks out::
::Sits down::
Eliza: Are Your boobs getting bigger?
Megan: Yeah. Like a cup size bigger in the last 2 months. They are huge.
::Gets Up and Walks out::
Eliza is researching 80s Japanese Teenagers.
She came across a picture, and she came to me, and showed me and asked...."Is this Mom?"
I said..."YEP!"
She came across a picture, and she came to me, and showed me and asked...."Is this Mom?"
I said..."YEP!"
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Eliza is researching 80s Japanese Teenagers.
She came across a picture, and she came to me, and showed me and asked...."Is this Mom?"
I said..."YEP!"
She came across a picture, and she came to me, and showed me and asked...."Is this Mom?"
I said..."YEP!"
Jen driving.
Pull into Parking Space.
Guy in another car yells at her to move, because he saw the parking space from the street.
Jen stays.
Guy gets out of his car, and comes over to Passenger Side, and attempts to get in.
:::Sound of Passenger Seat returning to upright position:::
Me: Yes?
Pull into Parking Space.
Guy in another car yells at her to move, because he saw the parking space from the street.
Jen stays.
Guy gets out of his car, and comes over to Passenger Side, and attempts to get in.
:::Sound of Passenger Seat returning to upright position:::
Me: Yes?
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Jen driving.
Pull into Parking Space.
Guy in another car yells at her to move, because he saw the parking space from the street.
Jen stays.
Guy gets out of his car, and comes over to Passenger Side, and attempts to get in.
:::Sound of Passenger Seat returning to upright position:::
Me: Yes?
Pull into Parking Space.
Guy in another car yells at her to move, because he saw the parking space from the street.
Jen stays.
Guy gets out of his car, and comes over to Passenger Side, and attempts to get in.
:::Sound of Passenger Seat returning to upright position:::
Me: Yes?
Linus and Lucy (Live at Centrum Centre, Worcester, MA 08.08.98)
YouTube video by Dave Matthews Band - Topic
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
And from the files..."That is fucked up."
Went with My Younger Sister shopping for a car. Went to the dealership. She has n 830 Credit Score, has 2 credit cards all paid, 0 Balance.
Salesperson "We can get you financed for 15.9% APR."
She said she wants to write a check, and be done.
Went with My Younger Sister shopping for a car. Went to the dealership. She has n 830 Credit Score, has 2 credit cards all paid, 0 Balance.
Salesperson "We can get you financed for 15.9% APR."
She said she wants to write a check, and be done.
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
And from the files..."That is fucked up."
Went with My Younger Sister shopping for a car. Went to the dealership. She has n 830 Credit Score, has 2 credit cards all paid, 0 Balance.
Salesperson "We can get you financed for 15.9% APR."
She said she wants to write a check, and be done.
Went with My Younger Sister shopping for a car. Went to the dealership. She has n 830 Credit Score, has 2 credit cards all paid, 0 Balance.
Salesperson "We can get you financed for 15.9% APR."
She said she wants to write a check, and be done.
Once was a guy who was just staring at my girls in the front yard, and did not care I was at the door.
"Babe! Bring me My Gun!"
"9mm...40...45...Or .44 Magnum?"
"Whichever you think is best for pedophiles."
"S&W .44 Magnum it is."
"Babe! Bring me My Gun!"
"9mm...40...45...Or .44 Magnum?"
"Whichever you think is best for pedophiles."
"S&W .44 Magnum it is."
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Once was a guy who was just staring at my girls in the front yard, and did not care I was at the door.
"Babe! Bring me My Gun!"
"9mm...40...45...Or .44 Magnum?"
"Whichever you think is best for pedophiles."
"S&W .44 Magnum it is."
"Babe! Bring me My Gun!"
"9mm...40...45...Or .44 Magnum?"
"Whichever you think is best for pedophiles."
"S&W .44 Magnum it is."
I need to watch what I read in Wawa. My laugh just scared the crap out of the staff.
[interrogation room]
good cop: *sets coffee and smokes on table* here you go
suspect: thank you
cat cop: *slowly pushes coffee and smokes off table*
good cop: *sets coffee and smokes on table* here you go
suspect: thank you
cat cop: *slowly pushes coffee and smokes off table*
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I need to watch what I read in Wawa. My laugh just scared the crap out of the staff.
@schumer.senate.gov You're a wasted POS for CAVING IN TO THE REPUBLICANS.
Why don't you just go fucking join them!
Why don't you just go fucking join them!
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
@schumer.senate.gov You're a wasted POS for CAVING IN TO THE REPUBLICANS.
Why don't you just go fucking join them!
Why don't you just go fucking join them!
Wife, and I went to our local food pantry to see what they need. The two Women who run it they were upset.
Seems their 20 year old sprinter van they use to get meals to the housebound is beyond repair. Mechanic did their best free of charge, but could not get it running.
Jeni looks at me..
Seems their 20 year old sprinter van they use to get meals to the housebound is beyond repair. Mechanic did their best free of charge, but could not get it running.
Jeni looks at me..
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Wife, and I went to our local food pantry to see what they need. The two Women who run it they were upset.
Seems their 20 year old sprinter van they use to get meals to the housebound is beyond repair. Mechanic did their best free of charge, but could not get it running.
Jeni looks at me..
Seems their 20 year old sprinter van they use to get meals to the housebound is beyond repair. Mechanic did their best free of charge, but could not get it running.
Jeni looks at me..
Voting Yesterday.
9 Up and 9 Down. The Twins turned 18 back in June, this was their first time voting.
Eliza and Emme both went together after school. They were so proud.
9 Up and 9 Down. The Twins turned 18 back in June, this was their first time voting.
Eliza and Emme both went together after school. They were so proud.
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Voting Yesterday.
9 Up and 9 Down. The Twins turned 18 back in June, this was their first time voting.
Eliza and Emme both went together after school. They were so proud.
9 Up and 9 Down. The Twins turned 18 back in June, this was their first time voting.
Eliza and Emme both went together after school. They were so proud.
So evidently. Taking recyclables to curb, wearing fuzzy slippers, and a terrycloth bathrobe is considered indecent exposure.
As The Officer tried to explain to My Wife.
As The Officer tried to explain to My Wife.
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
So evidently. Taking recyclables to curb, wearing fuzzy slippers, and a terrycloth bathrobe is considered indecent exposure.
As The Officer tried to explain to My Wife.
As The Officer tried to explain to My Wife.
Ahhh when you feel something crawling on your face
November 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Ahhh when you feel something crawling on your face
So in a late zoom meeting.
Boss: Bonus checks will be going out next month.
The entire office, 29 of us. Decided it would be best if we donated the bonuses to local food banks.
Boss: Ok. But you're all still getting bonuses.
Claie: How much did we earn the company last year???!
Boss: Bonus checks will be going out next month.
The entire office, 29 of us. Decided it would be best if we donated the bonuses to local food banks.
Boss: Ok. But you're all still getting bonuses.
Claie: How much did we earn the company last year???!
November 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
So in a late zoom meeting.
Boss: Bonus checks will be going out next month.
The entire office, 29 of us. Decided it would be best if we donated the bonuses to local food banks.
Boss: Ok. But you're all still getting bonuses.
Claie: How much did we earn the company last year???!
Boss: Bonus checks will be going out next month.
The entire office, 29 of us. Decided it would be best if we donated the bonuses to local food banks.
Boss: Ok. But you're all still getting bonuses.
Claie: How much did we earn the company last year???!
Halloween at My House.
The Cauldron of Candy or The Cauldron of Slime.
Inside one has candy (duh) the other has Large Eyeballs which inside are the following.
50 $1 Bills. 25 $5 Dollar Bills. 20 $10 Bills. 10 $20 Bills 4 $50 2 $100 Dollar Bills.
One Eyeball has a PS5 Pro.
The Cauldron of Candy or The Cauldron of Slime.
Inside one has candy (duh) the other has Large Eyeballs which inside are the following.
50 $1 Bills. 25 $5 Dollar Bills. 20 $10 Bills. 10 $20 Bills 4 $50 2 $100 Dollar Bills.
One Eyeball has a PS5 Pro.
October 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Halloween at My House.
The Cauldron of Candy or The Cauldron of Slime.
Inside one has candy (duh) the other has Large Eyeballs which inside are the following.
50 $1 Bills. 25 $5 Dollar Bills. 20 $10 Bills. 10 $20 Bills 4 $50 2 $100 Dollar Bills.
One Eyeball has a PS5 Pro.
The Cauldron of Candy or The Cauldron of Slime.
Inside one has candy (duh) the other has Large Eyeballs which inside are the following.
50 $1 Bills. 25 $5 Dollar Bills. 20 $10 Bills. 10 $20 Bills 4 $50 2 $100 Dollar Bills.
One Eyeball has a PS5 Pro.
My Grandmother in Law has arrived from Japan.
She wanted to see United States for the first time.
She was born in Nagasaki in 1925.
She was at University of Tokyo in August 9th 1945.She was part of The Feminist Movement in Japan from 1945-1995. She always said Japan was foolish for Pearl Harbor
She wanted to see United States for the first time.
She was born in Nagasaki in 1925.
She was at University of Tokyo in August 9th 1945.She was part of The Feminist Movement in Japan from 1945-1995. She always said Japan was foolish for Pearl Harbor
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My Grandmother in Law has arrived from Japan.
She wanted to see United States for the first time.
She was born in Nagasaki in 1925.
She was at University of Tokyo in August 9th 1945.She was part of The Feminist Movement in Japan from 1945-1995. She always said Japan was foolish for Pearl Harbor
She wanted to see United States for the first time.
She was born in Nagasaki in 1925.
She was at University of Tokyo in August 9th 1945.She was part of The Feminist Movement in Japan from 1945-1995. She always said Japan was foolish for Pearl Harbor
My Sister Nicole had us laughing.
"Remember that ex boyfriend who threaten to beat me up?"
"Yeah."
Sister Kim " The sheer look of horror when he found out a 6'5 280 pound male has flat out 4.5 speed, and ran him down from a block away!
"Ha ha. He thought he got away, till he saw me round the
"Remember that ex boyfriend who threaten to beat me up?"
"Yeah."
Sister Kim " The sheer look of horror when he found out a 6'5 280 pound male has flat out 4.5 speed, and ran him down from a block away!
"Ha ha. He thought he got away, till he saw me round the
October 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My Sister Nicole had us laughing.
"Remember that ex boyfriend who threaten to beat me up?"
"Yeah."
Sister Kim " The sheer look of horror when he found out a 6'5 280 pound male has flat out 4.5 speed, and ran him down from a block away!
"Ha ha. He thought he got away, till he saw me round the
"Remember that ex boyfriend who threaten to beat me up?"
"Yeah."
Sister Kim " The sheer look of horror when he found out a 6'5 280 pound male has flat out 4.5 speed, and ran him down from a block away!
"Ha ha. He thought he got away, till he saw me round the