Dex
@dexcoon.bsky.social
Coon living in southern Maine. Gearhead, motorcyclist, outdoorsman, vintage tech and audio nerd, collector of things, LGBTQ+, horny gray ace, autistic, anxious, pro socialism, pro gun control, pro nuclear, ACAB.
Telegram is the same username as here. PM ok
Telegram is the same username as here. PM ok
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If you leave a Waymo’s door partially open the company has to pay a human $20 to come close it, please use this information responsibly.
December 31, 2025 at 7:32 AM
If you leave a Waymo’s door partially open the company has to pay a human $20 to come close it, please use this information responsibly.
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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This would absolutely do it for some of you
December 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
This would absolutely do it for some of you
Saying you carry a gun to protect yourself from getting shot is like saying you carry matches to protect your house from burning down. How do people think that makes sense?
December 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Saying you carry a gun to protect yourself from getting shot is like saying you carry matches to protect your house from burning down. How do people think that makes sense?
Took a nice tumble down my front stairs on my way out the door. Smacked my elbow on one of the steps and now I can barely bend it. Isn't winter great? 🙃
December 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Took a nice tumble down my front stairs on my way out the door. Smacked my elbow on one of the steps and now I can barely bend it. Isn't winter great? 🙃
Rate how you like doing it (1-10)
kissing: 10
nipple play: 2
sucking: 10
being sucked: 3
rimming: 0
being rimmed: 0
fingering: 1
being fingered: 0
toys: 1
bdsm: 1
piss play: 11
dirty talk: 0
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 0
bottoming: 0
cuddling: 10
stroking: 6
pit play: 3
foot play: 3
kissing: 10
nipple play: 2
sucking: 10
being sucked: 3
rimming: 0
being rimmed: 0
fingering: 1
being fingered: 0
toys: 1
bdsm: 1
piss play: 11
dirty talk: 0
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 0
bottoming: 0
cuddling: 10
stroking: 6
pit play: 3
foot play: 3
December 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Rate how you like doing it (1-10)
kissing: 10
nipple play: 2
sucking: 10
being sucked: 3
rimming: 0
being rimmed: 0
fingering: 1
being fingered: 0
toys: 1
bdsm: 1
piss play: 11
dirty talk: 0
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 0
bottoming: 0
cuddling: 10
stroking: 6
pit play: 3
foot play: 3
kissing: 10
nipple play: 2
sucking: 10
being sucked: 3
rimming: 0
being rimmed: 0
fingering: 1
being fingered: 0
toys: 1
bdsm: 1
piss play: 11
dirty talk: 0
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 0
bottoming: 0
cuddling: 10
stroking: 6
pit play: 3
foot play: 3
Steak and eggs and eggs and steak. That's what you should eat for breakfast.
December 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Steak and eggs and eggs and steak. That's what you should eat for breakfast.
I am thinking about cuddling people and touching them inappropriately. Anyone wanna make that a reality?
December 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I am thinking about cuddling people and touching them inappropriately. Anyone wanna make that a reality?
I highly recommend @sacredbeanscoffee.bsky.social. They actually roast their stuff in house and aren't a drop shipper putting furry labels on coffee from somewhere else. Lots of unique and interesting single origin stuff.
Since maga furry, ai slop maker, and nazi fanboy "foxen coffee" is trying to sneak onto bluesky I figured it might be worth the heads up for y'all, go with Rocky's Roastery if you want a furry-owned coffee company lol
December 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I highly recommend @sacredbeanscoffee.bsky.social. They actually roast their stuff in house and aren't a drop shipper putting furry labels on coffee from somewhere else. Lots of unique and interesting single origin stuff.
Car maintenance during winter is one of my least favorite things
December 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Car maintenance during winter is one of my least favorite things
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What is up with online stores offering "worry free delivery" for an extra fee? It covers you in case your order never shows, but I thought that was kind of a requirement. Why does that cost extra?
December 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
What is up with online stores offering "worry free delivery" for an extra fee? It covers you in case your order never shows, but I thought that was kind of a requirement. Why does that cost extra?
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Filming them committing terrorism is now itself an act of terrorism?
December 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Filming them committing terrorism is now itself an act of terrorism?
My husband thinks I'm a freak for eating olives straight from the jar as a snack T.T
December 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My husband thinks I'm a freak for eating olives straight from the jar as a snack T.T
I, in my infinite wisdom, comedically threw something my husband left laying in the shower. It managed to land pointy side down on my phone which was laying on the counter, and broke it.
December 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I, in my infinite wisdom, comedically threw something my husband left laying in the shower. It managed to land pointy side down on my phone which was laying on the counter, and broke it.
Alcohol used to make me feel happy, affectionate, and outgoing; now I just feel impaired and anxious. What happened to me?
December 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Alcohol used to make me feel happy, affectionate, and outgoing; now I just feel impaired and anxious. What happened to me?
My Christmas haul for 2025
December 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My Christmas haul for 2025
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Saw this adorable French animation ad and I had to share it over here! The style looks familiar but I can’t my finger on what group it is. Any ideas?
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Saw this adorable French animation ad and I had to share it over here! The style looks familiar but I can’t my finger on what group it is. Any ideas?
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December 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chugging caffeine makes my heart rate go up but also makes me very sleepy. Does anyone else get that?
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Chugging caffeine makes my heart rate go up but also makes me very sleepy. Does anyone else get that?
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I hope Gloria finds her L, but what the fuck is a deo?
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I hope Gloria finds her L, but what the fuck is a deo?
A wise man once told me "if it looks shitty, just call it rustic". That's my Christmas baking done. Pecan pie with home made bourbon whipped cream, and pumpkin bread (I know it's out of season, but my in-laws always request it).
December 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
A wise man once told me "if it looks shitty, just call it rustic". That's my Christmas baking done. Pecan pie with home made bourbon whipped cream, and pumpkin bread (I know it's out of season, but my in-laws always request it).
Snowblower violently shook itself to pieces just now. Apparently Kubota no longer sells parts for it, either. Good use of 5 grand.
December 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Snowblower violently shook itself to pieces just now. Apparently Kubota no longer sells parts for it, either. Good use of 5 grand.
A breakfast take on the classic New York chopped cheese, made with breakfast sausage, crispy hash browns, and eggs
December 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
A breakfast take on the classic New York chopped cheese, made with breakfast sausage, crispy hash browns, and eggs