Dex
@dexcoon.bsky.social
Coon living in southern Maine. Gearhead, motorcyclist, outdoorsman, vintage tech and audio nerd, collector of things, LGBTQ+, horny gray ace, autistic, anxious, pro socialism, pro gun control, pro nuclear, ACAB.
Telegram is the same username as here. PM ok
Telegram is the same username as here. PM ok
I, in my infinite wisdom, comedically threw something my husband left laying in the shower. It managed to land pointy side down on my phone which was laying on the counter, and broke it.
December 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I, in my infinite wisdom, comedically threw something my husband left laying in the shower. It managed to land pointy side down on my phone which was laying on the counter, and broke it.
Alcohol used to make me feel happy, affectionate, and outgoing; now I just feel impaired and anxious. What happened to me?
December 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Alcohol used to make me feel happy, affectionate, and outgoing; now I just feel impaired and anxious. What happened to me?
My Christmas haul for 2025
December 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My Christmas haul for 2025
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Saw this adorable French animation ad and I had to share it over here! The style looks familiar but I can’t my finger on what group it is. Any ideas?
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Saw this adorable French animation ad and I had to share it over here! The style looks familiar but I can’t my finger on what group it is. Any ideas?
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December 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chugging caffeine makes my heart rate go up but also makes me very sleepy. Does anyone else get that?
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Chugging caffeine makes my heart rate go up but also makes me very sleepy. Does anyone else get that?
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I hope Gloria finds her L, but what the fuck is a deo?
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I hope Gloria finds her L, but what the fuck is a deo?
A wise man once told me "if it looks shitty, just call it rustic". That's my Christmas baking done. Pecan pie with home made bourbon whipped cream, and pumpkin bread (I know it's out of season, but my in-laws always request it).
December 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
A wise man once told me "if it looks shitty, just call it rustic". That's my Christmas baking done. Pecan pie with home made bourbon whipped cream, and pumpkin bread (I know it's out of season, but my in-laws always request it).
Snowblower violently shook itself to pieces just now. Apparently Kubota no longer sells parts for it, either. Good use of 5 grand.
December 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Snowblower violently shook itself to pieces just now. Apparently Kubota no longer sells parts for it, either. Good use of 5 grand.
A breakfast take on the classic New York chopped cheese, made with breakfast sausage, crispy hash browns, and eggs
December 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
A breakfast take on the classic New York chopped cheese, made with breakfast sausage, crispy hash browns, and eggs
Really nervous about doing this
December 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Really nervous about doing this
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“Clinton is in the Epstein files!”
Great. Next time I come across a Clinton rally, someone wearing a Clinton hat, or flying a Clinton flag on their truck, I’ll be sure to let them know.
The rest of us want them ALL held accountable because we aren’t in a cult. Hope that helps.
Great. Next time I come across a Clinton rally, someone wearing a Clinton hat, or flying a Clinton flag on their truck, I’ll be sure to let them know.
The rest of us want them ALL held accountable because we aren’t in a cult. Hope that helps.
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
“Clinton is in the Epstein files!”
Great. Next time I come across a Clinton rally, someone wearing a Clinton hat, or flying a Clinton flag on their truck, I’ll be sure to let them know.
The rest of us want them ALL held accountable because we aren’t in a cult. Hope that helps.
Great. Next time I come across a Clinton rally, someone wearing a Clinton hat, or flying a Clinton flag on their truck, I’ll be sure to let them know.
The rest of us want them ALL held accountable because we aren’t in a cult. Hope that helps.
#MillennialConfessions I never told anyone how much I hated "I write sins not tragedies" because everyone was so obsessed with it.
December 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
#MillennialConfessions I never told anyone how much I hated "I write sins not tragedies" because everyone was so obsessed with it.
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Worth adding here that SpaceX is almost entirely funded by government contracts and subsidies, and so this really amounts to embezzling taxpayer funds to cover up the losses from his stupid idiot boxes.
December 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Worth adding here that SpaceX is almost entirely funded by government contracts and subsidies, and so this really amounts to embezzling taxpayer funds to cover up the losses from his stupid idiot boxes.
This is how I lead my husband around
if you don't have a leash you can just lead your friend around by his big floppy dick
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This is how I lead my husband around
After being a faithful Mozilla user for many years I have made the switch to Vivaldi. They seem to be the only browser taking a stance against AI saying they have no plans to integrate it into their products. I'm impressed with it at first glance.
December 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
After being a faithful Mozilla user for many years I have made the switch to Vivaldi. They seem to be the only browser taking a stance against AI saying they have no plans to integrate it into their products. I'm impressed with it at first glance.
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December 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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I did something quick for you ~
A cute couple that's saving water by showering together ~ 👌💦
A cute couple that's saving water by showering together ~ 👌💦
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I did something quick for you ~
A cute couple that's saving water by showering together ~ 👌💦
A cute couple that's saving water by showering together ~ 👌💦
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
Why do so many people think old=bad? I'm trying to sell my old house and people keep saying "oh, we'll have to spend a lot of money redoing all of this" The hell you do. This kitchen is 70 years old and everything works like the day it was made. It'll outlast anything you replace it with.
December 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Why do so many people think old=bad? I'm trying to sell my old house and people keep saying "oh, we'll have to spend a lot of money redoing all of this" The hell you do. This kitchen is 70 years old and everything works like the day it was made. It'll outlast anything you replace it with.
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I'm absolutely blackpilled that nothing will make furries / artists stop using twitter, like literal Adolf Hitler could come back from Hell and become the new CEO after buying it for 30 Billion Hell Coins ppl would still be using twitter because that's where the big numbers and new memes are
December 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm absolutely blackpilled that nothing will make furries / artists stop using twitter, like literal Adolf Hitler could come back from Hell and become the new CEO after buying it for 30 Billion Hell Coins ppl would still be using twitter because that's where the big numbers and new memes are
Legalize spraying people who talk on speaker phone in public with a squirt gun
December 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Legalize spraying people who talk on speaker phone in public with a squirt gun
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM