Dave the Milleneeyore
@dhodgs.bsky.social
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Nobody cares about this, but just in case: Cascadia Subduction Zone, He/Him, trans rights are human rights. Jock stuff and Nerd stuff, give me all your Sports and TTRPGs, JD Vance killed The Pope
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I also remember meeting him at a game once on Edgar's Porch against the Blue Jays and he almost got in a fight over a standing spot...with another Mariners fan.
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I remember one time I tried to tell Hoa that the Mariners wouldn't get swept by the Atlanta Braves in the regular season and he blocked me...dude is actually sort of unhinged...i mean it tracks for a Duke fan but you know...
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im surprised they didn't yesterday...they did for game 3 against Houston in 2022
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as a single guy that made rank pretty quickly until I got stuck at E-5, I felt like I was doing pretty well but then I saw my buddies w/ families, even the ones on base housing where they didn't have to pay for that struggling...I always had at least 1 roommate to split bills/rent with.
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when I was in the Navy 2000-2011 an E-5 with dependents qualified for food stamps in most areas...E-5 is an NCO...middle management in charge of other soldiers and sailors
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well you see when Bobby Brainworms cures Autism in 3 weeks we won't need those programs anyway...
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ok, now imagine it is 2022, wildfires are raging across the PNW, the air quality is bad bad, Houston is in town for game 3 of the ALDS...the first home game in Seattle since 2001, you decide to buy a last minute standing room only ticket unaware that you are about to witness 18 innings of pure hell
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this seals it, they're both gone by November 1st.
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its a fun game but I got a glitch right at the very end where it black screened after the final boss fight so I didn't get the ending credits and haven't gone back and replayed the final area again to actually see what happens
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If they're somehow able to clinch at home next week do we rush the field or?
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Wouldn't surprise me, I just saw that Woo threw a bullpen today so even healthy he's probably not the guy for game 1, probably game 2
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That's what I'm saying, as soon as Castillo started warming up
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The only dude that probably isn't available Sunday is maybe Bazardo but that's only because he pitched in every single game against Detroit and saw 10 batters tonight
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And they have a day off, none of them threw too many pitches, Gilbert and Luis shouldered the load late. The bullpen is fine
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Ah yes, our old friends the Toronto Blue Jays....this is going to be on another level....
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AJ Pierzinski can suck my SkuBalls
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all year, when polo is on so are the seattle mariners....every single time...
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they threw him a bone for the bonus race...that's nice of them
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The league office is about to call Seattle and tell the umpires to institute the free runner rule
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Listen guys, when you rely on occult miracles you gotta be willing to pay the potential concequences