Julie VouzCoucher 💙⚾️
@section331.bsky.social
EDM, baseball, eldergoth, ex-eagle / co-Maple Grove, forager, introvert, very good cook. Family, friends, cats, lore, community. Legitibitiqua. Witch. Swears. Poor AF. If you ask me who radicalized me, the answer is is you did, die mad.
Pinned
Looked up to see stars and planets aligned. Could see them without visual assistance. And all I can think is that we get one life, one measly allotment of years each of us, and all we fucking do with it is hurt and kill each other. What a goddamned waste.
I eagerly await the day that we can all finally admit that the movie Legend was just a low-grade cocaine Ridley Scott fever dream about Tom Cruise and Mia Sara fucking in a snow storm, and not some life-changing "film" that made us all goth. This is the second time I have tried and failed. Dude.
December 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I eagerly await the day that we can all finally admit that the movie Legend was just a low-grade cocaine Ridley Scott fever dream about Tom Cruise and Mia Sara fucking in a snow storm, and not some life-changing "film" that made us all goth. This is the second time I have tried and failed. Dude.
Neat! 😃
December 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Neat! 😃
Edmonds, friend's house, and if they start sucking we're switching to RuPaul Canada. 😡
December 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Edmonds, friend's house, and if they start sucking we're switching to RuPaul Canada. 😡
Dang those helmets are cool. (Neon green and oil slick some of the best colors)
December 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Dang those helmets are cool. (Neon green and oil slick some of the best colors)
Who is this absolute whackadoo in the fur coat and that awful hat? Money cannot buy you taste, girl.
December 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Who is this absolute whackadoo in the fur coat and that awful hat? Money cannot buy you taste, girl.
We're gonna play Wrap the Narwhal tonight, see how many times we can wind this thing up.
December 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
We're gonna play Wrap the Narwhal tonight, see how many times we can wind this thing up.
Nobody needs to hear from that dumb cunt. Ever again.
Remember when Presidents did national speeches for emergencies or times where a nation needs to hear from their leader?
This angry old man is literally screaming and clearly panicking
This angry old man is literally screaming and clearly panicking
December 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Nobody needs to hear from that dumb cunt. Ever again.
Honestly anyone who isn't voting for Felix can piss up a rope. Y'all saw what he had to deal with, and he was STILL the best.
December 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Honestly anyone who isn't voting for Felix can piss up a rope. Y'all saw what he had to deal with, and he was STILL the best.
Y'all. I am pretty sure my heart just exploded.
Otterly adorable news! Pintar, our four-year-old Asian small-clawed otter, gave birth to a healthy pup on November 18. Pintar and Sebastian are first-time parents and are doing exceptionally well, keeping the fuzzy male pup safe and cozy behind the scenes.
December 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Y'all. I am pretty sure my heart just exploded.
Misunderstood the assignment, bought a fluffy cactus absolutely FULL of gravy. Dammit. Now I have to do laundry.
Things to look for in a Christmas tree:
- tall & straight
- fluffy branches
- abundant tree gravy
- at least 3 miniature owls
- the haunted, lilting song of a trapped dryad
- not a cactus
- tall & straight
- fluffy branches
- abundant tree gravy
- at least 3 miniature owls
- the haunted, lilting song of a trapped dryad
- not a cactus
December 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Misunderstood the assignment, bought a fluffy cactus absolutely FULL of gravy. Dammit. Now I have to do laundry.
I grew up in a left-leaning non-religious family in a small conservative town with the most churches per capita in OR state. When the media started treating him as a normal part of the Democratic process, I knew we were fucked. I was also called alarmist by friends and family, especially last year.
December 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I grew up in a left-leaning non-religious family in a small conservative town with the most churches per capita in OR state. When the media started treating him as a normal part of the Democratic process, I knew we were fucked. I was also called alarmist by friends and family, especially last year.
Ok. I'm 54 and have never asked this question.
How do y'all wear white clothes? HOW? The second I wear anything lighter than a Kelly green, a mustard comes for me. Y'all out in these streets with white t-shirts, just raw dogging condiments and BBQ like you're invincible. I don't get it.
How do y'all wear white clothes? HOW? The second I wear anything lighter than a Kelly green, a mustard comes for me. Y'all out in these streets with white t-shirts, just raw dogging condiments and BBQ like you're invincible. I don't get it.
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Ok. I'm 54 and have never asked this question.
How do y'all wear white clothes? HOW? The second I wear anything lighter than a Kelly green, a mustard comes for me. Y'all out in these streets with white t-shirts, just raw dogging condiments and BBQ like you're invincible. I don't get it.
How do y'all wear white clothes? HOW? The second I wear anything lighter than a Kelly green, a mustard comes for me. Y'all out in these streets with white t-shirts, just raw dogging condiments and BBQ like you're invincible. I don't get it.
Go to an indie coffee shop. You might find out what coffee actually tastes like.
As of this morning 4,500 Starbucks workers are on strike. Don’t cross their picket line.
No Starbucks. NO Starbucks gift cards!
No Starbucks. NO Starbucks gift cards!
JUST IN: This morning, hundreds of baristas have joined our national ULP strike.
☕ The solidarity is strong: For every one barista on strike, dozens more allies have shown up in force to back our cause.
Our strike continues to grow in strength and power! #NoContractNoCoffee
☕ The solidarity is strong: For every one barista on strike, dozens more allies have shown up in force to back our cause.
Our strike continues to grow in strength and power! #NoContractNoCoffee
December 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Go to an indie coffee shop. You might find out what coffee actually tastes like.
More people need to be talking about this. Their lies are going to get children killed.
In discussing her "Protect Children's Innocence Act" / nationwide trans ban today, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene keeps referencing surgeries. Genital surgeries almost never happen on minors (I know of only one from the last decade) and top surgery is also rare. 1/
December 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
More people need to be talking about this. Their lies are going to get children killed.
The only "hard questions" Weiss deals in are all the ones she won't actually ask.
You know where this kind of discussion across differing viewpoints *actually* happens on a daily basis? In university classrooms across the country.
December 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The only "hard questions" Weiss deals in are all the ones she won't actually ask.
Sigh 😞
🚨 Flood Warning issued December 17 at 10:51PM PST by NWS Seattle WA 🚨
Additional Details Here.
Additional Details Here.
December 18, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Sigh 😞
Out of all the Fyre Festivals, this is the Fyre Festivalest.
Belgian crypto billionaire Olivier Janssens is planning to establish a "libertarian community" with its own legal system in Saint Kitts and Nevis.
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the ‘Dubai of the Caribbean’
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the 'Dubai of the Caribbean'
www.brusselstimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Out of all the Fyre Festivals, this is the Fyre Festivalest.
Incredible.
one upside of trump insisting on a "presidential address" is it interrupted programming on every major broadcast network. so a whole bunch of normies who only see sanitized versions of
him were treated to live video of a rabid fucking hyena behind the presidential seal.
him were treated to live video of a rabid fucking hyena behind the presidential seal.
December 18, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Incredible.
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This 👇. My go-to explanation since the boat strikes and navy buildup began in late summer: They're bootstrapping a justification for invoking the Alien Enemies Act to detain and deport people domestically.
I keep saying this but no one is connecting the dots. The war is to satisfy legal preconditions for mass removal *domestically* of Latinos (i.e., suddenly a lot of people are going to be “Venezuelan” for purposes of removal). This is 100% Stephen Miller…oil claim is to make grandpa go along
There is no national security logic that would impel the US to want to do regime change in Venezuela. It's simply not that important. I'm not even sure wag the dog is the right metaphor for what's happening here. Seems like an insane misallocation of US national security assets and attention.
December 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This 👇. My go-to explanation since the boat strikes and navy buildup began in late summer: They're bootstrapping a justification for invoking the Alien Enemies Act to detain and deport people domestically.
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Yep, Chris Anderson deserves a medal alright:
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Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal.
Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
December 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Yep, Chris Anderson deserves a medal alright:
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We are failing our kids
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We are failing our kids
Anyone who votes for the sexual abuse of children needs to be removed from their office and have their hard drives checked by law enforcement. This is disgusting.
7 Dems joined House Republicans in voting for a bill that would enable ICE agents to strip search 12-year-olds.
Henry Cuellar (TX-28)
Don Davis (NC-01)
Laura Gillen (NY-04)
Jared Golden (ME-02)
Vicente Gonzalez (TX-34)
Adam Gray (CA-13)
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA-03)
Henry Cuellar (TX-28)
Don Davis (NC-01)
Laura Gillen (NY-04)
Jared Golden (ME-02)
Vicente Gonzalez (TX-34)
Adam Gray (CA-13)
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA-03)
December 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Anyone who votes for the sexual abuse of children needs to be removed from their office and have their hard drives checked by law enforcement. This is disgusting.
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I know everything needs funding right now. But a nonprofit close to my heart has a big ask for their year-end goals. Doney Coe Pet Clinic in Seattle provides no-cost veterinary care to the pets of low-income & unhoused people. doneycoe.org If you have capacity & desire to help, I'd be grateful.
Doney Coe Pet Clinic
Doney Coe Pet Clinic offers veterinary services and wellness care to the pets of qualifying low income and homeless families in Seattle, Washington.
doneycoe.org
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I know everything needs funding right now. But a nonprofit close to my heart has a big ask for their year-end goals. Doney Coe Pet Clinic in Seattle provides no-cost veterinary care to the pets of low-income & unhoused people. doneycoe.org If you have capacity & desire to help, I'd be grateful.
Don’t worry, everyone, Fash Patel is all over it. 🙄🥴
Manhunt for Brown University shooter stretches into fourth day, leaving residents on edge reut.rs/4oWdnj2
Manhunt for Brown University shooter stretches into fourth day, leaving residents on edge
The manhunt for the gunman who killed two Brown University students and injured seven more in a classroom shooting stretched into a fourth day on Tuesday, leaving the campus and surrounding neighborhood on edge.
reut.rs
December 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Don’t worry, everyone, Fash Patel is all over it. 🙄🥴
A good Christmas to all, and
To all, a good night
To all, a good night
December 16, 2025 at 9:07 AM
A good Christmas to all, and
To all, a good night
To all, a good night