Julie VouzCoucher 💙⚾️
@section331.bsky.social
EDM, baseball, eldergoth, ex-eagle / co-Maple Grove, forager, introvert, very good cook. Family, friends, cats, lore, community. Legitibitiqua. Witch. Swears. Poor AF. If you ask me who radicalized me, the answer is is you did, die mad.
We're gonna play Wrap the Narwhal tonight, see how many times we can wind this thing up.
December 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
We're gonna play Wrap the Narwhal tonight, see how many times we can wind this thing up.
Tripped and fell into some Kraken tickets. Come down to Uptown China if you want an asskicking.
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Tripped and fell into some Kraken tickets. Come down to Uptown China if you want an asskicking.
Rad so these dudes are friends now - cool - also that wizard still murders loads of people in NY and Chicago every year. Hardly seems worthy of a song about walking that gets stuck in my head viciously and randomly since I was 6 and makes me want to gouge my own eardrums out with a spoon, but ok.
December 6, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Rad so these dudes are friends now - cool - also that wizard still murders loads of people in NY and Chicago every year. Hardly seems worthy of a song about walking that gets stuck in my head viciously and randomly since I was 6 and makes me want to gouge my own eardrums out with a spoon, but ok.
Was watching old Rankin Bass holiday stuff on streaming and somehow wound up with Thomas Train cartoons- NOT my generation at all- but in related news, I have finally pieced together the origins of my ginger obsession, so. There's that.
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Was watching old Rankin Bass holiday stuff on streaming and somehow wound up with Thomas Train cartoons- NOT my generation at all- but in related news, I have finally pieced together the origins of my ginger obsession, so. There's that.
Who runs Bartertown? Eriyoshida does.
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Who runs Bartertown? Eriyoshida does.
So today, ducks.
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
So today, ducks.
Straight up child gambling in Pendleton...
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Straight up child gambling in Pendleton...
I'm old enough to remember a baseball team down in Florida...
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'm old enough to remember a baseball team down in Florida...
These bitches do be avoiding us...
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
These bitches do be avoiding us...
Nooooooo NONONONONONONONONONO! No!
No! No.
No! No.
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Nooooooo NONONONONONONONONONO! No!
No! No.
No! No.
Have finally found the most boring Bluesky account.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Have finally found the most boring Bluesky account.
For all the impeachment-not-removal simpletons out there...
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
For all the impeachment-not-removal simpletons out there...
Whenever I feel poorly about things, I'm going to remind myself that at least the people who love me are real.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Whenever I feel poorly about things, I'm going to remind myself that at least the people who love me are real.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
Unemployment, bad movies...
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Unemployment, bad movies...
This plus having to work that morning was why I didn't bother. This is also why people need to really beware the 50501 people. You have no idea who they are or who they're affiliated with. "No kings" is a VERY wide net. Immediate removal from office and into prison would have been a far finer point.
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This plus having to work that morning was why I didn't bother. This is also why people need to really beware the 50501 people. You have no idea who they are or who they're affiliated with. "No kings" is a VERY wide net. Immediate removal from office and into prison would have been a far finer point.
I just got a new job and I live on a single income, but I can sure stay the fuck off the internet and stop buying shit for a few days. It'll probably be a relief.
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I just got a new job and I live on a single income, but I can sure stay the fuck off the internet and stop buying shit for a few days. It'll probably be a relief.
Did women ruin the workplace?
November 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Did women ruin the workplace?
Ok, dude, get to steppin'.
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Ok, dude, get to steppin'.
*beats head against wall forever*
November 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
*beats head against wall forever*
Don’t let them. Create mutual aid when and where you can. Fuck these ghouls. Also, take a nap if you need to. I shall persist out of pure unadulterated spite.
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Don’t let them. Create mutual aid when and where you can. Fuck these ghouls. Also, take a nap if you need to. I shall persist out of pure unadulterated spite.
JD Vance and Erika Kirk are fuckiiiiiin'.
November 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
JD Vance and Erika Kirk are fuckiiiiiin'.
Two shows, the last day of my old job, my birthday, the first day of my new job. Lots goin' on, the veil is thin, might as well commune with the dead.
Happy Hween, merry Feast of All Saints, blessed Dia de los Muertos.💀💀💀💀💀
Happy Hween, merry Feast of All Saints, blessed Dia de los Muertos.💀💀💀💀💀
November 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Two shows, the last day of my old job, my birthday, the first day of my new job. Lots goin' on, the veil is thin, might as well commune with the dead.
Happy Hween, merry Feast of All Saints, blessed Dia de los Muertos.💀💀💀💀💀
Happy Hween, merry Feast of All Saints, blessed Dia de los Muertos.💀💀💀💀💀