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Dick Vein Dyke

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Pretty enough for all normal purposes. Surprisingly NSFW.

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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · Dec 5

Wore a jock strap to work today (if you even care)

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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 1d

Wanna have a tea party? 👉👈

Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t! I just should!

Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 1d

Feeling an intense urge to purchase a giant block of clay, and acutely aware that I’m just revisiting all of my artistic passions as an excuse not to sit down and write.

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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 1d

Accurate. 😳

Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 1d

Body was tea in the morning light, so you boys get to see cage check #10. 🤓🔒

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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 3d

Been there

a man in a turtleneck sweater is standing in front of a fireplace .

ALT: a man in a turtleneck sweater is standing in front of a fireplace .

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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 4d

Me, flirting in Central Park:

“Did you know this is where they die during the HAMMERDOWN Protocol at the end of Cloverfield? And also the movie was almost called Greyshot because this is the Greyshot arch.”

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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 6d

I thinkkk I have plans to?!

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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 6d

Wait this rug is so cute (you too)

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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 6d

F is for Fuck 💕

Gabba-goon @fidofantasy.bsky.social · 6d

I got an F in gym all 4 yrs of high school

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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 6d

🥰

Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 6d

This is a totally natural and casual pose, actually ✨

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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 6d

Loooove watching The Morning Show devolve from a nuanced and empowering exploration of workplace harassment into a soapy show about women who are bad at their jobs because they’re too emotional and can’t stop going back to abusive men!!! Inspired casting of Marion Cotillard as The Worst Woman. A+

Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 6d

Thank you so much, Netflix, for autoplaying the Monster: The Ed Gein Story trailer after my episode of GBBO! That was totally the vibe on this quiet Sunday morning. 🙄

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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 7d

Manic! At The Laundromat

Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 7d

Panic! In The Duvet Cover

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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 7d

Lmaooo

Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 7d

Nothing’s better than a new Robyn song about how beautifully I suffer for my pure and selfless love (I admit might be forcing an interpretation). 💕

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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 7d

Your life is so…hard. 😳

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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 7d

Hades II felt much, much longer for me than it will for people who just picked it up (having spent 600 hours playing it in beta), so it’s wild to have finally completed the main story. But it’s already clear that the endgame is going to keep me occupied for some time to come, so onward and upward!

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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 8d

I’ll come show you how it’s done! 🫡

Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 8d

I don’t shave very often, but just used a Meridian electric shaver!

Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 8d

I can fix you.

Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 8d

Haha I’m team Locktober, but I understand the angst!

Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 8d

So uhhh…Fat Cock Friday during Locktober is really kind of a food desert situation, huh? 👀

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