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Dick Vein Dyke
@dickveindyke.bsky.social
Pretty enough for all normal purposes. Surprisingly NSFW.
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Wore a jock strap to work today (if you even care)
Black Friday deals make me horny 🥴 #fcf
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I don’t really have a clever caption for this, I just felt cute 😎 #humpday
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I don’t really have a clever caption for this, I just felt cute 😎 #humpday
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Update: it’s so great.
Going to see Wake Up Dead Man tonight with the boys before a single spoiler hits 🙌
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Going to see Wake Up Dead Man tonight with the boys before a single spoiler hits 🙌
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I’m currently in a really dark period of my life where I call everyone Babygirl, and I’m sorry for that.
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I haven’t seen Wicked: For Good yet, but I’m already pretty sure they missed out on an incredible opportunity to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern these divas.
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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🩵🩷 1 or 2? 🖤🖤
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
🩵🩷 1 or 2? 🖤🖤
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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We’re in a fat cock recession and I’m taking a brave step to combat it. Join me! #fcf
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
We’re in a fat cock recession and I’m taking a brave step to combat it. Join me! #fcf
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
People are going FERAL for my emotional support pile of Nerds Gummy Clusters over on Instagram 💕
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Do you think this jock strap that barely exists will meaningfully improve my life and why is the answer yes #humpday
November 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I was just that asshole who sent a big email at 3:30pm on Friday and I feel TERRIBLE about it. 🫣
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Benny Safdie as Bowser Jr reveal deeply personal for me, a fellow weirdo director who mains Bowser Jr.
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My butt went to Colorado too, btw. #humpday
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Should I watch Capote or M3GAN 2.0 on this flight?
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Realized halfway through Sweet Caroline that every single human being at this wedding is white. Help???
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Something about hotel lighting…
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Need to st@b someone with the “Kiss Me I’m Italian” knife 🇮🇹
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Surprise! I’m wearing the same thing I wear to every wedding!
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Something about hotel lighting…
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Landed in Denver for a wedding and couldn’t find our Uber because his van’s front has a colorful vanity plate instead of displaying numbers. I soon realized the whole car is covered in Lilo & Stitch stickers. He’s singing along badly to music videos in Spanish he’s watching on YouTube. Help? 💖
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Session 2 of @liamdonnellyart.bsky.social’s DnD campaign
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Inside of me are two wolves…
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM