Disastrous Astrid
@diisastriid.bsky.social
artist, friendship harborer, potato treasurer and full of beans~!
Grey poopin' must turd.
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Grey poopin' must turd.
She eats apple slices while listening to Windowlicker.
October 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
She eats apple slices while listening to Windowlicker.
Spare bones???
October 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Spare bones???
Fuck your stupid bigot cakes, Food Network.
October 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Fuck your stupid bigot cakes, Food Network.
Family cybertruck for sale: women don't like the vehicle.
October 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Family cybertruck for sale: women don't like the vehicle.
A one-pump chump happenstances into a meet cute with a two-squirt skirt. Find out why!
October 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
A one-pump chump happenstances into a meet cute with a two-squirt skirt. Find out why!
Skeledirge is a really cool pokemon, so I feel a bit bad about this, but my Quaquaval is about to chicken dance on its fucking grave.
October 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Skeledirge is a really cool pokemon, so I feel a bit bad about this, but my Quaquaval is about to chicken dance on its fucking grave.
So is it just me or
October 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
So is it just me or
"Samantha Porter Bridges," I say carrying three tote bags through a grocery store.
October 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"Samantha Porter Bridges," I say carrying three tote bags through a grocery store.
It's nevet too late for the future. Wink. Teeth click. Finger guns.
October 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It's nevet too late for the future. Wink. Teeth click. Finger guns.
I see lots of dolls naming themselves Eva, but never Ngelion? What the fuck???
September 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I see lots of dolls naming themselves Eva, but never Ngelion? What the fuck???
I drink the ocean, I drink the lake~
September 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I drink the ocean, I drink the lake~
Is it an unpopular opinion to say I think Mr. Mime is cute???
September 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Is it an unpopular opinion to say I think Mr. Mime is cute???
Whose dick do I gotta suck to suck some dick around here.
September 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Whose dick do I gotta suck to suck some dick around here.
I never posted my new hair here.
September 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I never posted my new hair here.
When the song Waterfalls by TLC came out, I was very young, and I thought it was a song about a guy named Jason Waterfalls. I didn't know where he was going, but I knew TLC did not want him to. Don't go, Jason Waterfalls.
August 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
When the song Waterfalls by TLC came out, I was very young, and I thought it was a song about a guy named Jason Waterfalls. I didn't know where he was going, but I knew TLC did not want him to. Don't go, Jason Waterfalls.
When I can hear the neighbors fucking through the walls and puddles start leaking under my doorstep I like to say hey. What's with the cum ocean.
August 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
When I can hear the neighbors fucking through the walls and puddles start leaking under my doorstep I like to say hey. What's with the cum ocean.
Dire diarrheality.
August 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Dire diarrheality.
Fred Flintstone crossing the picket line: SCABBA DABBA DOOOOO
July 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Fred Flintstone crossing the picket line: SCABBA DABBA DOOOOO
I liked Superman but I was confused about why they kept cutting to that guy with the glasses who works at the newspaper. Like what does he have to do with any of this?
July 17, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I liked Superman but I was confused about why they kept cutting to that guy with the glasses who works at the newspaper. Like what does he have to do with any of this?
Anytime you listen to Friday by Rebecca Black she's gaslighting you. Unless it is, in fact, Friday.
July 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Anytime you listen to Friday by Rebecca Black she's gaslighting you. Unless it is, in fact, Friday.
shaving sideburns into my ladychicken~
July 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
shaving sideburns into my ladychicken~
I like my ladychickens drippy bruh 🌬🍗🥶
July 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I like my ladychickens drippy bruh 🌬🍗🥶