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diisastriid.bsky.social
Disastrous Astrid
@diisastriid.bsky.social
artist, friendship harborer, potato treasurer and full of beans~!
Detreeted.
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
A little bit of rabbit ears on my clit
A little bit of whopper dong still don't fit
A little bit of aneros in my behind
A little bit of sybian left to grind~

Strumpet!
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
You feel slutty because you *are* slutty. Disappoint that mom. X)
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
She is so funny, I love her. X)
November 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Proud of you. :3c
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Same. :(
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I mean, from this description. Sounds like it went right.
November 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
That's badass.
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I read this joke to my girlfriend and she said "I was going to say it was a trick question, because that drink is trying tequila. 😉"
October 30, 2025 at 10:24 AM
👀👉👈
October 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Yeah you did. :B
October 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
You're pretty goshdamb celebrated in my neck of the woods, friend! Just saying!
October 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This is good, I like it.
October 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I've been rewatching it on DVD, I got a nice little box set at walmart for a decent price a few years back. :B
October 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM