Dijon
@dijond.bsky.social
Where sarcasm meets Football in a delightful digital duet.
Newcastle United | Chicago Bears | Wales
Newcastle United | Chicago Bears | Wales
September 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
September 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Can’t dribble
Can’t beat the first man on set pieces
Passings atrocious
Can’t track back and defend effectively
A blind sniper finishes better
Makes Arsenal think they play with 10 men when he starts…
That 36 seconds was the anomaly.
Can’t beat the first man on set pieces
Passings atrocious
Can’t track back and defend effectively
A blind sniper finishes better
Makes Arsenal think they play with 10 men when he starts…
That 36 seconds was the anomaly.
On 71 minutes, Mikel Arteta looked to his bench and sent on Gabriel Martinelli, a player whose confidence and output have been damaged of late.
It took 36 seconds for Martinelli to seize his moment.
✍️ @amylawrence.bsky.social
🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/663...
It took 36 seconds for Martinelli to seize his moment.
✍️ @amylawrence.bsky.social
🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/663...
September 17, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Can’t dribble
Can’t beat the first man on set pieces
Passings atrocious
Can’t track back and defend effectively
A blind sniper finishes better
Makes Arsenal think they play with 10 men when he starts…
That 36 seconds was the anomaly.
Can’t beat the first man on set pieces
Passings atrocious
Can’t track back and defend effectively
A blind sniper finishes better
Makes Arsenal think they play with 10 men when he starts…
That 36 seconds was the anomaly.
Reposted by Dijon
"You've let me down, you've let the squadron down... and worst of of all you've let yourself down."
September 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"You've let me down, you've let the squadron down... and worst of of all you've let yourself down."
Right. Here’s the winning lineup pals.
September 13, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Right. Here’s the winning lineup pals.
'Full Circuit'
Starring Tom Hiddleston, Ben Whishaw and Lauren Socha
A burnt-out architect takes a random day off to escape reality where he ends up on a day trip on the DLR, but is mistaken for a thief. His peaceful escape becomes a high-speed chase as he works to clear his name and foil a heist.
Starring Tom Hiddleston, Ben Whishaw and Lauren Socha
A burnt-out architect takes a random day off to escape reality where he ends up on a day trip on the DLR, but is mistaken for a thief. His peaceful escape becomes a high-speed chase as he works to clear his name and foil a heist.
September 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
'Full Circuit'
Starring Tom Hiddleston, Ben Whishaw and Lauren Socha
A burnt-out architect takes a random day off to escape reality where he ends up on a day trip on the DLR, but is mistaken for a thief. His peaceful escape becomes a high-speed chase as he works to clear his name and foil a heist.
Starring Tom Hiddleston, Ben Whishaw and Lauren Socha
A burnt-out architect takes a random day off to escape reality where he ends up on a day trip on the DLR, but is mistaken for a thief. His peaceful escape becomes a high-speed chase as he works to clear his name and foil a heist.
September 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Fucken state on Sky Sports News on this 2 minute countdown…
Jesus wept
Jesus wept
September 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Fucken state on Sky Sports News on this 2 minute countdown…
Jesus wept
Jesus wept
August 31, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Breakfast of Champions
Bill Hader, Aubrey Plaza and Patton Oswalt
A hotel employee, Frank, helps a woman named Clara attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the most bacon eaten in one sitting, all while fending off a rival competitive eater.
Bill Hader, Aubrey Plaza and Patton Oswalt
A hotel employee, Frank, helps a woman named Clara attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the most bacon eaten in one sitting, all while fending off a rival competitive eater.
August 30, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Breakfast of Champions
Bill Hader, Aubrey Plaza and Patton Oswalt
A hotel employee, Frank, helps a woman named Clara attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the most bacon eaten in one sitting, all while fending off a rival competitive eater.
Bill Hader, Aubrey Plaza and Patton Oswalt
A hotel employee, Frank, helps a woman named Clara attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the most bacon eaten in one sitting, all while fending off a rival competitive eater.
I’ve just watched a 6 minute YouTube video of Woltemade playing football and I’m now convinced that he’s the best player to ever grace the green, grassy dance floor.
#NUFC
#NUFC
August 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I’ve just watched a 6 minute YouTube video of Woltemade playing football and I’m now convinced that he’s the best player to ever grace the green, grassy dance floor.
#NUFC
#NUFC
August 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Todays three things that annoy me:
1) People who say ‘Finna’
2) People who make lists
4) People who can’t count
1) People who say ‘Finna’
2) People who make lists
4) People who can’t count
August 30, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Todays three things that annoy me:
1) People who say ‘Finna’
2) People who make lists
4) People who can’t count
1) People who say ‘Finna’
2) People who make lists
4) People who can’t count
Superb 🤣🤣🤣🤣
According to anecdotal reports, the new in-fashion insult heard around schools and playgrounds is: "Your dad shouts at hotels!" 😮😆 ~AA
August 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Superb 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shall we tell Liverpool that Isak is susceptible to a groin pull every now and then?
August 29, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Shall we tell Liverpool that Isak is susceptible to a groin pull every now and then?
We will host Bradford City in Round Three of the Carabao Cup 🏆
August 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Catch me if you scan
Former con man Frank Abagnale, now with the FBI, teams up with his former pursuer, Carl Hanratty, to catch a low-level grifter. The new con artist, who uses an Aldi uniform to expose corporate fraud, forces Frank to confront the morals of his past while admiring the new culprit
Former con man Frank Abagnale, now with the FBI, teams up with his former pursuer, Carl Hanratty, to catch a low-level grifter. The new con artist, who uses an Aldi uniform to expose corporate fraud, forces Frank to confront the morals of his past while admiring the new culprit
August 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Catch me if you scan
Former con man Frank Abagnale, now with the FBI, teams up with his former pursuer, Carl Hanratty, to catch a low-level grifter. The new con artist, who uses an Aldi uniform to expose corporate fraud, forces Frank to confront the morals of his past while admiring the new culprit
Former con man Frank Abagnale, now with the FBI, teams up with his former pursuer, Carl Hanratty, to catch a low-level grifter. The new con artist, who uses an Aldi uniform to expose corporate fraud, forces Frank to confront the morals of his past while admiring the new culprit
I am absolutely raging with Gordon.
He’s shown rediscovered form this season and he goes and does that.
He’s got some major making up to do.
#NUFC
He’s shown rediscovered form this season and he goes and does that.
He’s got some major making up to do.
#NUFC
August 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I am absolutely raging with Gordon.
He’s shown rediscovered form this season and he goes and does that.
He’s got some major making up to do.
#NUFC
He’s shown rediscovered form this season and he goes and does that.
He’s got some major making up to do.
#NUFC
It’s actually not mate. The similarities between the two are far closer than you think.
But it’s okay, not everyone is ready to talk about it yet.
But it’s okay, not everyone is ready to talk about it yet.
This take is so transcendentally bad that I finally believe soccer twitter is going to make it on here
Pep does the same and has done for years.
August 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It’s actually not mate. The similarities between the two are far closer than you think.
But it’s okay, not everyone is ready to talk about it yet.
But it’s okay, not everyone is ready to talk about it yet.
Pep does the same and has done for years.
Ruben Amorim's refusal to coach more than one system, even if it makes the team worse, even if it requires a $300 million squad overhaul, even if after spending all that money his best player is still out of position, is a level of laziness that is frankly inspiring, perhaps heroic
August 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Pep does the same and has done for years.
West Ham vs Chelsea
1) West Ham are already down.
2) Paqueta and Bowen needs to leave them immediately.
2) Chelsea are dark horses for the league.
1) West Ham are already down.
2) Paqueta and Bowen needs to leave them immediately.
2) Chelsea are dark horses for the league.
Bournemouth vs Wolves
1) Wolves are in trouble.
2) Bournemouth losing their entire backline this summer will be the catalyst to their decline.
3) Strand-Larsen needs to go to a better club. He’s much too good for Wolves.
1) Wolves are in trouble.
2) Bournemouth losing their entire backline this summer will be the catalyst to their decline.
3) Strand-Larsen needs to go to a better club. He’s much too good for Wolves.
Brentford vs Villa
1) Brentford will stay up, I’ve said this all summer.
2) Villa are slowly losing their identity - Emery needs to be careful.
3) That Villa kit is class though.
1) Brentford will stay up, I’ve said this all summer.
2) Villa are slowly losing their identity - Emery needs to be careful.
3) That Villa kit is class though.
August 24, 2025 at 9:26 AM
West Ham vs Chelsea
1) West Ham are already down.
2) Paqueta and Bowen needs to leave them immediately.
2) Chelsea are dark horses for the league.
1) West Ham are already down.
2) Paqueta and Bowen needs to leave them immediately.
2) Chelsea are dark horses for the league.
Bournemouth vs Wolves
1) Wolves are in trouble.
2) Bournemouth losing their entire backline this summer will be the catalyst to their decline.
3) Strand-Larsen needs to go to a better club. He’s much too good for Wolves.
1) Wolves are in trouble.
2) Bournemouth losing their entire backline this summer will be the catalyst to their decline.
3) Strand-Larsen needs to go to a better club. He’s much too good for Wolves.
Brentford vs Villa
1) Brentford will stay up, I’ve said this all summer.
2) Villa are slowly losing their identity - Emery needs to be careful.
3) That Villa kit is class though.
1) Brentford will stay up, I’ve said this all summer.
2) Villa are slowly losing their identity - Emery needs to be careful.
3) That Villa kit is class though.
Burnley vs Sunderland
1) Sunderland will go down.
2) Burnley will stay up.
3) Josh Cullen is a fantastic footballer, it’s a shame he’s 29 and not 22.
1) Sunderland will go down.
2) Burnley will stay up.
3) Josh Cullen is a fantastic footballer, it’s a shame he’s 29 and not 22.
August 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Bournemouth vs Wolves
1) Wolves are in trouble.
2) Bournemouth losing their entire backline this summer will be the catalyst to their decline.
3) Strand-Larsen needs to go to a better club. He’s much too good for Wolves.
1) Wolves are in trouble.
2) Bournemouth losing their entire backline this summer will be the catalyst to their decline.
3) Strand-Larsen needs to go to a better club. He’s much too good for Wolves.