Dijon
@dijond.bsky.social
Where sarcasm meets Football in a delightful digital duet.
Newcastle United | Chicago Bears | Wales
Newcastle United | Chicago Bears | Wales
I think he will be fine come the 10th…
October 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I think he will be fine come the 10th…
September 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Right. Here’s the winning lineup pals.
September 13, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Right. Here’s the winning lineup pals.
'Full Circuit'
Starring Tom Hiddleston, Ben Whishaw and Lauren Socha
A burnt-out architect takes a random day off to escape reality where he ends up on a day trip on the DLR, but is mistaken for a thief. His peaceful escape becomes a high-speed chase as he works to clear his name and foil a heist.
Starring Tom Hiddleston, Ben Whishaw and Lauren Socha
A burnt-out architect takes a random day off to escape reality where he ends up on a day trip on the DLR, but is mistaken for a thief. His peaceful escape becomes a high-speed chase as he works to clear his name and foil a heist.
September 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
'Full Circuit'
Starring Tom Hiddleston, Ben Whishaw and Lauren Socha
A burnt-out architect takes a random day off to escape reality where he ends up on a day trip on the DLR, but is mistaken for a thief. His peaceful escape becomes a high-speed chase as he works to clear his name and foil a heist.
Starring Tom Hiddleston, Ben Whishaw and Lauren Socha
A burnt-out architect takes a random day off to escape reality where he ends up on a day trip on the DLR, but is mistaken for a thief. His peaceful escape becomes a high-speed chase as he works to clear his name and foil a heist.
The narrative that only he sees…
Billy no mates.
Billy no mates.
August 31, 2025 at 8:48 AM
The narrative that only he sees…
Billy no mates.
Billy no mates.
Breakfast of Champions
Bill Hader, Aubrey Plaza and Patton Oswalt
A hotel employee, Frank, helps a woman named Clara attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the most bacon eaten in one sitting, all while fending off a rival competitive eater.
Bill Hader, Aubrey Plaza and Patton Oswalt
A hotel employee, Frank, helps a woman named Clara attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the most bacon eaten in one sitting, all while fending off a rival competitive eater.
August 30, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Breakfast of Champions
Bill Hader, Aubrey Plaza and Patton Oswalt
A hotel employee, Frank, helps a woman named Clara attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the most bacon eaten in one sitting, all while fending off a rival competitive eater.
Bill Hader, Aubrey Plaza and Patton Oswalt
A hotel employee, Frank, helps a woman named Clara attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the most bacon eaten in one sitting, all while fending off a rival competitive eater.
August 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Catch me if you scan
Former con man Frank Abagnale, now with the FBI, teams up with his former pursuer, Carl Hanratty, to catch a low-level grifter. The new con artist, who uses an Aldi uniform to expose corporate fraud, forces Frank to confront the morals of his past while admiring the new culprit
Former con man Frank Abagnale, now with the FBI, teams up with his former pursuer, Carl Hanratty, to catch a low-level grifter. The new con artist, who uses an Aldi uniform to expose corporate fraud, forces Frank to confront the morals of his past while admiring the new culprit
August 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Catch me if you scan
Former con man Frank Abagnale, now with the FBI, teams up with his former pursuer, Carl Hanratty, to catch a low-level grifter. The new con artist, who uses an Aldi uniform to expose corporate fraud, forces Frank to confront the morals of his past while admiring the new culprit
Former con man Frank Abagnale, now with the FBI, teams up with his former pursuer, Carl Hanratty, to catch a low-level grifter. The new con artist, who uses an Aldi uniform to expose corporate fraud, forces Frank to confront the morals of his past while admiring the new culprit
I’ve not gotten into many bands in the last 10 years but these guys were an exception.
If it wasn’t for the music, lyrics and the sense that everything is going to be okay, I’d probably be in a different situation today.
If you’ve never delved into them, I strongly recommend it.
They’re superb
If it wasn’t for the music, lyrics and the sense that everything is going to be okay, I’d probably be in a different situation today.
If you’ve never delved into them, I strongly recommend it.
They’re superb
August 23, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I’ve not gotten into many bands in the last 10 years but these guys were an exception.
If it wasn’t for the music, lyrics and the sense that everything is going to be okay, I’d probably be in a different situation today.
If you’ve never delved into them, I strongly recommend it.
They’re superb
If it wasn’t for the music, lyrics and the sense that everything is going to be okay, I’d probably be in a different situation today.
If you’ve never delved into them, I strongly recommend it.
They’re superb
Not a bad start.
James not playing but Barry should get me a point or two.
James not playing but Barry should get me a point or two.
August 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Not a bad start.
James not playing but Barry should get me a point or two.
James not playing but Barry should get me a point or two.
The Long Run
Seth Rogan, Jonah Hill
Facing an unbearable family wedding, a man invents an excuse to run a marathon. What begins as a convenient lie turns into a hilarious, year-long journey that not only gets him out of the event but transforms his life in the process.
Seth Rogan, Jonah Hill
Facing an unbearable family wedding, a man invents an excuse to run a marathon. What begins as a convenient lie turns into a hilarious, year-long journey that not only gets him out of the event but transforms his life in the process.
August 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The Long Run
Seth Rogan, Jonah Hill
Facing an unbearable family wedding, a man invents an excuse to run a marathon. What begins as a convenient lie turns into a hilarious, year-long journey that not only gets him out of the event but transforms his life in the process.
Seth Rogan, Jonah Hill
Facing an unbearable family wedding, a man invents an excuse to run a marathon. What begins as a convenient lie turns into a hilarious, year-long journey that not only gets him out of the event but transforms his life in the process.
The Digital Divide
Edward Norton, Noah Jupe
When his own son is corrupted by an online cult, a cybersecurity expert realises his security program for children is flawed. Now he must race to take down his own system and save his son before the very technology he created is used to exploit millions.
Edward Norton, Noah Jupe
When his own son is corrupted by an online cult, a cybersecurity expert realises his security program for children is flawed. Now he must race to take down his own system and save his son before the very technology he created is used to exploit millions.
August 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The Digital Divide
Edward Norton, Noah Jupe
When his own son is corrupted by an online cult, a cybersecurity expert realises his security program for children is flawed. Now he must race to take down his own system and save his son before the very technology he created is used to exploit millions.
Edward Norton, Noah Jupe
When his own son is corrupted by an online cult, a cybersecurity expert realises his security program for children is flawed. Now he must race to take down his own system and save his son before the very technology he created is used to exploit millions.
The Long Game
Starring Bryan Cranston & Jeff Daniels
An old man meticulously gets revenge on his high school bullies by quietly dismantling their lives through hacking and other dark arts. But, will the satisfaction he has sought for decades be the cathartic relief he expected?
Starring Bryan Cranston & Jeff Daniels
An old man meticulously gets revenge on his high school bullies by quietly dismantling their lives through hacking and other dark arts. But, will the satisfaction he has sought for decades be the cathartic relief he expected?
August 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The Long Game
Starring Bryan Cranston & Jeff Daniels
An old man meticulously gets revenge on his high school bullies by quietly dismantling their lives through hacking and other dark arts. But, will the satisfaction he has sought for decades be the cathartic relief he expected?
Starring Bryan Cranston & Jeff Daniels
An old man meticulously gets revenge on his high school bullies by quietly dismantling their lives through hacking and other dark arts. But, will the satisfaction he has sought for decades be the cathartic relief he expected?
Ashes to Ashes
Starring Steve Carell and Leslie Mann
A man accidentally loses his mother-in-law's ashes and makes a frantic swap for his cat's. With his lie threatening to unravel under a suspicious family member's gaze, he goes on a chaotic journey to find the real ashes and save his marriage.
Starring Steve Carell and Leslie Mann
A man accidentally loses his mother-in-law's ashes and makes a frantic swap for his cat's. With his lie threatening to unravel under a suspicious family member's gaze, he goes on a chaotic journey to find the real ashes and save his marriage.
August 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Ashes to Ashes
Starring Steve Carell and Leslie Mann
A man accidentally loses his mother-in-law's ashes and makes a frantic swap for his cat's. With his lie threatening to unravel under a suspicious family member's gaze, he goes on a chaotic journey to find the real ashes and save his marriage.
Starring Steve Carell and Leslie Mann
A man accidentally loses his mother-in-law's ashes and makes a frantic swap for his cat's. With his lie threatening to unravel under a suspicious family member's gaze, he goes on a chaotic journey to find the real ashes and save his marriage.
50 First States
From the creators of Road Trip. A teen's cross-country road trip is an absurd mission to "conquer" all fifty states. His frantic quest leads to hilarious mishaps, but he meets a girl who forces him to choose between his impossible goal and a chance at real romance.
From the creators of Road Trip. A teen's cross-country road trip is an absurd mission to "conquer" all fifty states. His frantic quest leads to hilarious mishaps, but he meets a girl who forces him to choose between his impossible goal and a chance at real romance.
August 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
50 First States
From the creators of Road Trip. A teen's cross-country road trip is an absurd mission to "conquer" all fifty states. His frantic quest leads to hilarious mishaps, but he meets a girl who forces him to choose between his impossible goal and a chance at real romance.
From the creators of Road Trip. A teen's cross-country road trip is an absurd mission to "conquer" all fifty states. His frantic quest leads to hilarious mishaps, but he meets a girl who forces him to choose between his impossible goal and a chance at real romance.
The Hack of the Century
A data entry clerk who fantasises about being a master hacker accidentally downloads a top-secret file. Now on the run from the FBI and real criminals, he must use a series of hilarious blunders and chaotic mishaps to accidentally expose the real culprits and clear his name.
A data entry clerk who fantasises about being a master hacker accidentally downloads a top-secret file. Now on the run from the FBI and real criminals, he must use a series of hilarious blunders and chaotic mishaps to accidentally expose the real culprits and clear his name.
August 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The Hack of the Century
A data entry clerk who fantasises about being a master hacker accidentally downloads a top-secret file. Now on the run from the FBI and real criminals, he must use a series of hilarious blunders and chaotic mishaps to accidentally expose the real culprits and clear his name.
A data entry clerk who fantasises about being a master hacker accidentally downloads a top-secret file. Now on the run from the FBI and real criminals, he must use a series of hilarious blunders and chaotic mishaps to accidentally expose the real culprits and clear his name.
The Golden Nugget
A daydreaming accountant's idealised crush on his colleague is shattered by a huge toilet blockage she's responsible for. His initial disgust turns to bizarre admiration, launching a messy and hilarious courtship where they find a genuine connection in their shared imperfections.
A daydreaming accountant's idealised crush on his colleague is shattered by a huge toilet blockage she's responsible for. His initial disgust turns to bizarre admiration, launching a messy and hilarious courtship where they find a genuine connection in their shared imperfections.
August 14, 2025 at 9:05 AM
The Golden Nugget
A daydreaming accountant's idealised crush on his colleague is shattered by a huge toilet blockage she's responsible for. His initial disgust turns to bizarre admiration, launching a messy and hilarious courtship where they find a genuine connection in their shared imperfections.
A daydreaming accountant's idealised crush on his colleague is shattered by a huge toilet blockage she's responsible for. His initial disgust turns to bizarre admiration, launching a messy and hilarious courtship where they find a genuine connection in their shared imperfections.
August 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"Bert's Big Sweep"
Cast: Owen Cooper
A young Bert fakes being a diligent labourer, sweeping his own dirt for a bonus.
His comical attempts to hide the scam lead to misadventures across London, where he finds his destiny as a chimney sweep, a job that will one day introduce him to Mary Poppins.
Cast: Owen Cooper
A young Bert fakes being a diligent labourer, sweeping his own dirt for a bonus.
His comical attempts to hide the scam lead to misadventures across London, where he finds his destiny as a chimney sweep, a job that will one day introduce him to Mary Poppins.
August 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"Bert's Big Sweep"
Cast: Owen Cooper
A young Bert fakes being a diligent labourer, sweeping his own dirt for a bonus.
His comical attempts to hide the scam lead to misadventures across London, where he finds his destiny as a chimney sweep, a job that will one day introduce him to Mary Poppins.
Cast: Owen Cooper
A young Bert fakes being a diligent labourer, sweeping his own dirt for a bonus.
His comical attempts to hide the scam lead to misadventures across London, where he finds his destiny as a chimney sweep, a job that will one day introduce him to Mary Poppins.
The Plain Truth
Paul Rudd, Melissa McCarthy
A man's accidental new cake becomes an overnight sensation, thanks to his wife. When a rival baker tries to uncover the "secret recipe," he must go to hilarious lengths to hide the simple truth.
Paul Rudd, Melissa McCarthy
A man's accidental new cake becomes an overnight sensation, thanks to his wife. When a rival baker tries to uncover the "secret recipe," he must go to hilarious lengths to hide the simple truth.
August 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
The Plain Truth
Paul Rudd, Melissa McCarthy
A man's accidental new cake becomes an overnight sensation, thanks to his wife. When a rival baker tries to uncover the "secret recipe," he must go to hilarious lengths to hide the simple truth.
Paul Rudd, Melissa McCarthy
A man's accidental new cake becomes an overnight sensation, thanks to his wife. When a rival baker tries to uncover the "secret recipe," he must go to hilarious lengths to hide the simple truth.
Tripwire
Jake Gyllenhaal, Walton Goggins
A man seeks revenge after a road rage incident by using a hired car and fake plates to frame his attacker for escalating crimes. As his life collapses under police scrutiny, a final confrontation reveals a motive far beyond simple financial revenge.
Jake Gyllenhaal, Walton Goggins
A man seeks revenge after a road rage incident by using a hired car and fake plates to frame his attacker for escalating crimes. As his life collapses under police scrutiny, a final confrontation reveals a motive far beyond simple financial revenge.
August 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Tripwire
Jake Gyllenhaal, Walton Goggins
A man seeks revenge after a road rage incident by using a hired car and fake plates to frame his attacker for escalating crimes. As his life collapses under police scrutiny, a final confrontation reveals a motive far beyond simple financial revenge.
Jake Gyllenhaal, Walton Goggins
A man seeks revenge after a road rage incident by using a hired car and fake plates to frame his attacker for escalating crimes. As his life collapses under police scrutiny, a final confrontation reveals a motive far beyond simple financial revenge.
Silent Night
Rami Malek, Keri Russell
After a humiliating silent disco incident, a tech genius launches a successful company as a front for his ultimate revenge plot. On New Year's Eve, he plans to kill everyone attending his parties, forcing a detective to race against time to stop the massacre.
Rami Malek, Keri Russell
After a humiliating silent disco incident, a tech genius launches a successful company as a front for his ultimate revenge plot. On New Year's Eve, he plans to kill everyone attending his parties, forcing a detective to race against time to stop the massacre.
August 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Silent Night
Rami Malek, Keri Russell
After a humiliating silent disco incident, a tech genius launches a successful company as a front for his ultimate revenge plot. On New Year's Eve, he plans to kill everyone attending his parties, forcing a detective to race against time to stop the massacre.
Rami Malek, Keri Russell
After a humiliating silent disco incident, a tech genius launches a successful company as a front for his ultimate revenge plot. On New Year's Eve, he plans to kill everyone attending his parties, forcing a detective to race against time to stop the massacre.