Jug-hootin’ Oaf
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf
@dingokayfabe.bsky.social
· May 15
If Zamenhoff had invented the Eurovision Song Contest and used it to promote Esperanto, imagine that world
Ok hear me out,,
Had a Crab Rangoon Pizza today. If you like Crab Rangoons, you would really like this.
I thought it was excellent.
I thought it was excellent.
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Ok hear me out,,
What’s wrong, baby, you’ve barely touched your
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
What’s wrong, baby, you’ve barely touched your
Apparently it’s not ok to describe a dog going up on its hind legs as “popping a wheelie”?!?!?
December 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Apparently it’s not ok to describe a dog going up on its hind legs as “popping a wheelie”?!?!?
“We’re doing Arch,” is, simply put, poetry
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
“We’re doing Arch,” is, simply put, poetry
A really insufferable comedy joke that would even make the three people who caught it groan would be for someone to respond to being told to stop fronting by switching to speaking in an accent with less vowel fronting
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
A really insufferable comedy joke that would even make the three people who caught it groan would be for someone to respond to being told to stop fronting by switching to speaking in an accent with less vowel fronting
I’m mostly against having AI write for you, but I’ll allow an exception for LinkedIn posts. Nobody should have to devote attention to LinkedIn.
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I’m mostly against having AI write for you, but I’ll allow an exception for LinkedIn posts. Nobody should have to devote attention to LinkedIn.
Pete Hegseth charged with “stop-hitting-yourself crime”
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Pete Hegseth charged with “stop-hitting-yourself crime”
Can’t it be both a war crime and a regular crime? People keep saying it’s not a war crime because there’s not a declared war which I guess is convenient for the U.S., which hasn’t technically declared war in almost 75 years but has still committed what I’d call war crimes during that period.
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Can’t it be both a war crime and a regular crime? People keep saying it’s not a war crime because there’s not a declared war which I guess is convenient for the U.S., which hasn’t technically declared war in almost 75 years but has still committed what I’d call war crimes during that period.
Hahahahahahahahahaha
A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hahahahahahahahahaha
American Canto. That’s so fucking funny that she called it that
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
American Canto. That’s so fucking funny that she called it that
Notes app apology about the two-hour MCPS delay
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Notes app apology about the two-hour MCPS delay
Sluggo Freelance
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Sluggo Freelance
MCPS sounding a little defensive in their 2-hour delay announcement
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
MCPS sounding a little defensive in their 2-hour delay announcement
Guy who thinks “see how it all pans out” is moviemaking lingo
December 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Guy who thinks “see how it all pans out” is moviemaking lingo
(Anthony Kiedis voice)
Open the door
Strong floor
No ceiling
Town in West Virginia
Name of Wheeling
Open the door
Strong floor
No ceiling
Town in West Virginia
Name of Wheeling
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
(Anthony Kiedis voice)
Open the door
Strong floor
No ceiling
Town in West Virginia
Name of Wheeling
Open the door
Strong floor
No ceiling
Town in West Virginia
Name of Wheeling
The international space station is going to end up with a mold problem in space because of this. That’s like burning jell-o
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The international space station is going to end up with a mold problem in space because of this. That’s like burning jell-o
Dave and Duster’s (it’s a guy named Dave who has a problem with huffing keyboard duster
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Dave and Duster’s (it’s a guy named Dave who has a problem with huffing keyboard duster
Peanutz Hort: an esoteric reinterpretation of “Take Me Out To The Ball Game”
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Peanutz Hort: an esoteric reinterpretation of “Take Me Out To The Ball Game”
You come at the strong floor, you best not have a ceiling
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
You come at the strong floor, you best not have a ceiling
Strong floor, can’t lose
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Strong floor, can’t lose
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Benjamin Franklin Gayman
www.findagrave.com/memorial/366...
www.findagrave.com/memorial/366...
Benjamin Franklin Gayman (1858-1946) - Find a...
Son of Moses Gayman and Sarah Ann Eavey Married Sallie Miller on 10 March 1881, Franklin Co., OH
www.findagrave.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Benjamin Franklin Gayman
www.findagrave.com/memorial/366...
www.findagrave.com/memorial/366...
The internet these days is like the dump. There might be some good stuff in there, but it’s gonna take all day digging through piles of garbage to find it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The internet these days is like the dump. There might be some good stuff in there, but it’s gonna take all day digging through piles of garbage to find it.
Strong Floor No Ceiling sounds like something from the rap part of a nu metal song from a crypto-Christian-rock band
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Strong Floor No Ceiling sounds like something from the rap part of a nu metal song from a crypto-Christian-rock band
No duh Wikipedia is in the training set
"You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. "
www.wired.com/story/poems-...
www.wired.com/story/poems-...
Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
www.wired.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
No duh Wikipedia is in the training set