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Drowning Pool Rat

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Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · May 15

If Zamenhoff had invented the Eurovision Song Contest and used it to promote Esperanto, imagine that world

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Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 30m

-makes ICE/national guard/cops look like bloodthirsty jerks
-disrupts the narrative that Portland is a war zone
-frog

Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 31m

I think the thing about the animal costume is it has actually drawn attention in the right direction.

The drum circles and stuff just draws attention to things that play into the trope that protesters are partying college students and not Real Americans.

Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 1h

That water is cold! Lake Michigan was warmer

Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 1h

You know, I don’t understand why Latinos talk so much about whether Santa Claus has ever fucked or not

Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 3h

As opposed to the version Dylan recorded on his own, which is extremely forgettable. Needed JC on that one

Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 3h

Nah I like him and I like that song but not his version of that song

Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 4h

Anyways people are all up in arms as if Johnny Cash didn’t record tons of cornball shit, thing is, he did, he’s cool anyways

Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 4h

Kris Kristofferson but he wrote it for Cash to sing fwiw

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 14h

FRITZI RITZ BY LARRY WHITTINGTON MADE IT’S
DEBUT 103 YEARS AGO ON
OCTOBER 09,1922

FRITZI RITZ BY LARRY WHITTINGTON
P1- FRITZI IS STAYING AT A POSH MOUNTAIN RESORT HOTEL ELM

ATTENDANT HELPS FRITZI DISMOUNT FROM HER HORSE
ATTENDANT:RIGHT DOWN, MISS RITZ

P2-FRITZI : MARIE, SEE WHO’S AT THE DOOR
MARIE: YES'M - YOUR BATH IS READY NOW, M'AM

ANOTHER MAID IS REMOVING FRITZI’S RIDING BOOTS

P3- A FRIEND OF FRITZI: HELLO FRITZI, OLD DEAR ! WHAT ARE YOU
DOING UP HERE IN THE MOUNTAINS ?

P4-FRITZI: OH JUST ROUGHING IT
AWHILE

EVERYONE LOOKS SIDEWAYS …

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Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 15h

You’re right that ain’t right but maybe it’s the French influence?

Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 15h

Just a shitty ol piece a shit shithead

Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 15h

How many years do we bet before the first time a Pokémon* charts as a baby name? What about one that makes an extended run, goes platinum? Do baby names go platinum.

*no cheating it’s gotta be a Pokémon like little critter not a human character in Pokémon can’t say Ash or Misty or something

Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 15h

Yes, not the first such incident, likely won’t be the last, sadly

Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 15h

Called it

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 20h

after the 10th radioactive shrimp recall in 7 weeks, i decided to do some digging

little did i know it would lead me to an underreported industrial accident that may have released an airborne plume of radioactive debris over swaths of indonesia
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...

What Is Really Going on With All This Radioactive Shrimp? - Consumer Reports

Here’s the latest on how shrimp and spices got contaminated with cesium-137, how the FDA has responded, and why consumers should not panic.

www.consumerreports.org

Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 15h

You know what my kids hate Johnny cash which is too bad because I continue to listen to Johnny cash

Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 16h

Uh these guys know Pete Hegseth is probably lying right

Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 16h

[int. car, late afternoon]

Nobody:

Child: We were doing slurs in class today.

Me: oh?

Child: Yeah, it was really rough. This is a slur, this isn’t a slur, this is a slur, this isn’t a slur…

Me: wait, what class is this for again?

Child: band

Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 17h

Right? Who has time to learn what all the McDonaldland characters are called

Hangman Page Apologist Jen @swaggeroffools.bsky.social · 19h

I don’t know what a Try Guy is and I can’t believe my skyline does.

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Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 18h

One of the lowest forms of posting

Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 18h

Eric Adams?

Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 18h

Getting this as a bumper sticker

Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 19h

We are led by Ralphs Wiggum

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 20h

"Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman eight months pregnant—she is an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School—and she is saying 'eff Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta."

gizmodo.com/rfk-jr-compl...

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Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 21h

Surely there’s some antifascist bugs-bunny-as-a-lady cosplayer out there already. Come on, your movement needs you!

Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 21h

Steve Harvey would not have been as good for that role, glad I live in this timeline for once

Drowning Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 22h

No never his memory is sacred

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Where'd You Go, Bernie Mac?

YouTube video by bavusoman

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