Timothy the DipShips rat
@dipshipsrat.bsky.social
A lost sea rat that made its way to the Dipships boat. I'm going to log my little adventures here.
Not associated with DipShips, the "Legitimate" Boating Podcast at all.
Not associated with DipShips, the "Legitimate" Boating Podcast at all.
Just saw a man in a small submarine screaming, "THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE! I'M SINKING! I'M SINKING!" There was no blood, but he was under water. He seemed cool.
February 5, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Just saw a man in a small submarine screaming, "THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE! I'M SINKING! I'M SINKING!" There was no blood, but he was under water. He seemed cool.
I have to break character for a second and talk about regulations gta fishing jamboree. Eric screaming, "I was born for the sea!" made me laugh so hard I nearly choked.
February 1, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I have to break character for a second and talk about regulations gta fishing jamboree. Eric screaming, "I was born for the sea!" made me laugh so hard I nearly choked.
The sea is so cold that blocks of ice are floating on the surface. I prefer ice cream, but sea salt snow cones are pretty good, too.
January 26, 2026 at 1:45 AM
The sea is so cold that blocks of ice are floating on the surface. I prefer ice cream, but sea salt snow cones are pretty good, too.
I wanna pull off a heist.
January 8, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I wanna pull off a heist.
Another year ticks by. The massive bright lights and loud booms appeared in the sky again. They scare me every year. I saw one hit a seagull, that was pretty funny. Get fucked loser.
January 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Another year ticks by. The massive bright lights and loud booms appeared in the sky again. They scare me every year. I saw one hit a seagull, that was pretty funny. Get fucked loser.
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It's summertime (Just go with it), and everyone is Going Through The Wringer. Nick gets cooked alive, Carl and Metty experience losses, Dumpy mitosis, safe cracking, catcalls, and more await you in this weeks new episode of DipShips!
youtu.be/GyNxf-HhvmI?...
youtu.be/GyNxf-HhvmI?...
DipShips - EP 121: An All Around Terrible Summer
YouTube video by The Calamity Carl
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November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It's summertime (Just go with it), and everyone is Going Through The Wringer. Nick gets cooked alive, Carl and Metty experience losses, Dumpy mitosis, safe cracking, catcalls, and more await you in this weeks new episode of DipShips!
youtu.be/GyNxf-HhvmI?...
youtu.be/GyNxf-HhvmI?...
Happy birthday, captain!
October 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Happy birthday, captain!
Adventure 9: Found a grilled cheese sandwich. After taking one bite, I immediately threw it to the dumbass birds. Fuck them birds.
July 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Adventure 9: Found a grilled cheese sandwich. After taking one bite, I immediately threw it to the dumbass birds. Fuck them birds.
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Nick quit their job, Metty delivers us some CRK news (?), Carl farts on aalto in NYC, important questions are asked and answered, and even MORE wild stuff happens in this weeks BRAND NEW episode of DipShips, now available to watch and listen to!
youtu.be/V-7UEVTA7qY
youtu.be/V-7UEVTA7qY
DipShips - EP 119: Baby Birding Nut
YouTube video by The Calamity Carl
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June 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Nick quit their job, Metty delivers us some CRK news (?), Carl farts on aalto in NYC, important questions are asked and answered, and even MORE wild stuff happens in this weeks BRAND NEW episode of DipShips, now available to watch and listen to!
youtu.be/V-7UEVTA7qY
youtu.be/V-7UEVTA7qY
Happy birthday, Metty!
April 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Happy birthday, Metty!
5.None of that matters now because I have a new phone. It's time to download Cookie Run Kingdom.
March 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
5.None of that matters now because I have a new phone. It's time to download Cookie Run Kingdom.
4. As I watch the sunset with shark friends attacking the assholes boat, causing it to drift further out to sea, I wave and tell my friends to enjoy their meal. The ocean claims another soul never to be seen again.
March 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
4. As I watch the sunset with shark friends attacking the assholes boat, causing it to drift further out to sea, I wave and tell my friends to enjoy their meal. The ocean claims another soul never to be seen again.
3. I quickly grabbed the phone so he couldn't call for help. I made my escape by jumping on the back of shark friend to taxi me back to the DipShips boat.
March 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
3. I quickly grabbed the phone so he couldn't call for help. I made my escape by jumping on the back of shark friend to taxi me back to the DipShips boat.
2. the motor off. While the fisherman was distracted, I snuck on board. His gun and phone were by the boats controls. I grabbed his gun with my tiny rat paws and just started blasting the radio and the bottom of the boat, causing several leaks.
March 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
2. the motor off. While the fisherman was distracted, I snuck on board. His gun and phone were by the boats controls. I grabbed his gun with my tiny rat paws and just started blasting the radio and the bottom of the boat, causing several leaks.
Adventure 8: Sunk a boat today. Asshole fisherman pulled up to the DipShips boat. Pointing and laughing, calling it stupid, ugly, and some kind of slur. I asked my man-eating shark friends to bring me to his boat. Together, we destroyed his motor. I turned it off, then shark friends almost ripped/1
March 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Adventure 8: Sunk a boat today. Asshole fisherman pulled up to the DipShips boat. Pointing and laughing, calling it stupid, ugly, and some kind of slur. I asked my man-eating shark friends to bring me to his boat. Together, we destroyed his motor. I turned it off, then shark friends almost ripped/1
Bluesky needs to increase the character limit.
February 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Bluesky needs to increase the character limit.
During my year-long adventure out at sea, I've met a lot of sea creatures like Dolf, the dolphin. He was trapped at an aquarium. After he escaped, his wife and kids left him. Now, he contemplates the meaningless of life and wonders why we even exist. He did a backflip for me. It was pretty cool.
February 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
During my year-long adventure out at sea, I've met a lot of sea creatures like Dolf, the dolphin. He was trapped at an aquarium. After he escaped, his wife and kids left him. Now, he contemplates the meaningless of life and wonders why we even exist. He did a backflip for me. It was pretty cool.
I farted and scared myself. Those sardines must have fucked with my stomach.
February 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I farted and scared myself. Those sardines must have fucked with my stomach.
Adventure 7: I found a cookie on the ground. It was shaped like a tiny person. When I tried nibbling on it, I felt a slap on the back of my head. The cookie lifted its head and then said, "Leave me alone, I'm hiding!" It then smacked me again.
The cookies hiding under the captain chair.
The cookies hiding under the captain chair.
December 19, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Adventure 7: I found a cookie on the ground. It was shaped like a tiny person. When I tried nibbling on it, I felt a slap on the back of my head. The cookie lifted its head and then said, "Leave me alone, I'm hiding!" It then smacked me again.
The cookies hiding under the captain chair.
The cookies hiding under the captain chair.
Adv 6: It's been a dark and windy past few days. Every time the wind calms, I can hear growls coming from the oceans. It's very strange but also intriguing. The adventurer inside me wants to dive down to check it out, but every hair on my body is telling me this is a mystery best left unsolved.
December 3, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Adv 6: It's been a dark and windy past few days. Every time the wind calms, I can hear growls coming from the oceans. It's very strange but also intriguing. The adventurer inside me wants to dive down to check it out, but every hair on my body is telling me this is a mystery best left unsolved.
Adventure 5: Killed a seagull. Dumb fucking sky rat came for my sardines, so I ripped its fucking throat out. Dirty sky rats think they're better us land rats just because they're a little bit bigger than us. Fucker wanted to eat my food, but now I'm going to eat him. Time to rev up the frier.
November 25, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Adventure 5: Killed a seagull. Dumb fucking sky rat came for my sardines, so I ripped its fucking throat out. Dirty sky rats think they're better us land rats just because they're a little bit bigger than us. Fucker wanted to eat my food, but now I'm going to eat him. Time to rev up the frier.
Ad4: Today I hung around Nick for most of the day. My goal was to steal their navigation skills. I should have listened to Rat Pa before I left the colony. I was too stubborn. Being an adventurer isn't all fun and games. That was lesson learned early on, now it's time to learn a new one, navigation.
November 20, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Ad4: Today I hung around Nick for most of the day. My goal was to steal their navigation skills. I should have listened to Rat Pa before I left the colony. I was too stubborn. Being an adventurer isn't all fun and games. That was lesson learned early on, now it's time to learn a new one, navigation.
Adventure 3: Fishing was a massive success. I've caught enough sardines to last the winter. One of the fish that I caught looks similar to a sardine, but it has four eyes and a bright red tail. I'm not sure if this is a new type of fish or not, but I bet it tastes delicious.
November 19, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Adventure 3: Fishing was a massive success. I've caught enough sardines to last the winter. One of the fish that I caught looks similar to a sardine, but it has four eyes and a bright red tail. I'm not sure if this is a new type of fish or not, but I bet it tastes delicious.