DipShips 122 is now available for all $5 and above patrons and YouTube members
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It's summertime (Just go with it), and everyone is Going Through The Wringer. Nick gets cooked alive, Carl and Metty experience losses, Dumpy mitosis, safe cracking, catcalls, and more await you in this weeks new episode of DipShips!
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Adventure 9: Found a grilled cheese sandwich. After taking one bite, I immediately threw it to the dumbass birds. Fuck them birds.

Nick quit their job, Metty delivers us some CRK news (?), Carl farts on aalto in NYC, important questions are asked and answered, and even MORE wild stuff happens in this weeks BRAND NEW episode of DipShips, now available to watch and listen to!
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Adventure 8: Sunk a boat today. Asshole fisherman pulled up to the DipShips boat. Pointing and laughing, calling it stupid, ugly, and some kind of slur. I asked my man-eating shark friends to bring me to his boat. Together, we destroyed his motor. I turned it off, then shark friends almost ripped/1

During my year-long adventure out at sea, I've met a lot of sea creatures like Dolf, the dolphin. He was trapped at an aquarium. After he escaped, his wife and kids left him. Now, he contemplates the meaningless of life and wonders why we even exist. He did a backflip for me. It was pretty cool.

I farted and scared myself. Those sardines must have fucked with my stomach.

Adventure 7: I found a cookie on the ground. It was shaped like a tiny person. When I tried nibbling on it, I felt a slap on the back of my head. The cookie lifted its head and then said, "Leave me alone, I'm hiding!" It then smacked me again.

The cookies hiding under the captain chair.

Adv 6: It's been a dark and windy past few days. Every time the wind calms, I can hear growls coming from the oceans. It's very strange but also intriguing. The adventurer inside me wants to dive down to check it out, but every hair on my body is telling me this is a mystery best left unsolved.

Adventure 5: Killed a seagull. Dumb fucking sky rat came for my sardines, so I ripped its fucking throat out. Dirty sky rats think they're better us land rats just because they're a little bit bigger than us. Fucker wanted to eat my food, but now I'm going to eat him. Time to rev up the frier.

Ad4: Today I hung around Nick for most of the day. My goal was to steal their navigation skills. I should have listened to Rat Pa before I left the colony. I was too stubborn. Being an adventurer isn't all fun and games. That was lesson learned early on, now it's time to learn a new one, navigation.

Adventure 3: Fishing was a massive success. I've caught enough sardines to last the winter. One of the fish that I caught looks similar to a sardine, but it has four eyes and a bright red tail. I'm not sure if this is a new type of fish or not, but I bet it tastes delicious.

Adventure 2: Scouring around for food I've found a chicken nugget, peanuts, and apple pie with cheese on top. The apple pie was good. I think the chicken nugget had a little bit of mold on it. The peanuts were half eaten. If I'm going to stay here, I need more food. It's time to go fishing.

Adventure 1: After what felt like a year of drifting out at sea, I came across the Dipships boat. It smells like peanutbutter and cheese. I think I'm going to live here now.