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The Real Arnold Ziffel

@direwolf54.bsky.social

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The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 1h

I'm sure the NYT walked that back

The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 1h

Don't make the mistake of trusting this guy

The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 1h

This is like something out of the 50s

FFS, the election wasn't about policy
It never is
What "policies" did Trump offer?
Saying "I'll reduce drug prices by 400%" isn't "policy"

Dems actively look for things to NOT like about our candidates
Fucking purity tests are killing us

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The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 1h

So true
Two glorious, intelligent, highly qualified candidates and we shanked them. Because girl

I'd love to see a female POTUS
But we won't support them
WE won't support them

And we won't support a Jew either
Shapiro, Pritzker ... two impressive men
But we'll shank them too

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The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 1h

Our nation turns its lonely eyes to red states
Where infant mortality, low test scores, smoking and obesity are a thing

Mamaw Huckabilly enters the chat

Here's a clever move that no one has predicted yet:
Cigarette commercials will be back on the air
They're just working out the details/grift now

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The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 2h

My enduring frustration

Americans are letting this happen
Worse ... DEMS are letting this happen

>10M registered Dems didn't vote in '16 and '24
Because HRC and Kamala weren't perfect

WE did this

And we'll do it again in '28
IF there is an election

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The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 2h

The Court of Clarence and Sam
They're so owned

The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 2h

Seems like 3/3 to me

And anyone who's counting on the military to save us if it gets to that: Keep dreaming

>60% of the military voted for him
Vets were at J6 in big numbers
Every military base plays Fox News 24/7

3/3

The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 2h

I 1M% guarantee you there are plans to tear the entire WH complex down and rebuild with neo Saddam palaces.

Will he do it? He'll try.

But I think Little Marco will stop him
(said no one)

The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 2h

I hear there's a special nude section where Melania can hang out with her beau

True?

Probably not. Still, I'm going with it

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The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 1d

Nice
But vets, active military and cops support this man overwhelmingly

The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 1d

Whole lotta you guys were there for J6
Vets and the military voted over 60% for Trump

What's changed?

The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 2d

So "Nazis bad"?
This would seem to be a step forward for you

BUTT ... we know later today you and Smerconish and Chuckie Todd will be back to both sidesing

The Trinity Of Failed B- Faux Journalists

The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 2d

Well ... we can't let that tan suit slide
We do that and next thing you know we'll have goons sniping at Priests from rooftops

Wait ...

Disregard

The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 2d

LOFL

Still hoping for some Jonathan Turley today

The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 2d

When he first took over in '17, he made several comments about what a piece of shit the WH was

I 100000000000000% guarantee he'll tear it down if he can get away with it and replace it with his Gold Plated Berghoff.

And Fox News will celebrate

The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 2d

Fox News enters the chat

The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 2d

Yes
Golden toilets>Golden Oval>Golden Qatar plane

Now a golden building

What's next?
Wrong answers only

The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 2d

A great piece
Halligan is so out of her league it's laughable
Like Pete, Homan, Blondi, Vance
And President Miller

Someone get me outta here

The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 2d

All so a pedo can be protected
The party of Family Values

The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 2d

There's room for debate here

Hitler, Mussolini, Pinochet, Kaddafy, Kim
No Shahs among them

Just trying to be fair here, hon

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The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 2d

No lies here

The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 2d

The face says “knock it off; just get the damn ball”

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The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 2d

I love petty

The Real Arnold Ziffel @direwolf54.bsky.social · 2d

Same