It’s-a Alex!
@disastermarch.bsky.social
Draw-er of nature shitposts, maker of merch, designer of graphics.
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It’s-a Alex!
@disastermarch.bsky.social
· Nov 20
I get kind of annoyed when I go to stalk somebody’s profile and there are no pictures of them, but I also never post any pictures of myself, so here, fine.
We had an Uncle Fat 😭 Like everyone in the family would just casually refer to "Fat & Lois"
And an Uncle Babe, who had a real name but didn't get it for several years after birth so his family just called him Babe and it stuck.
And an Uncle Babe, who had a real name but didn't get it for several years after birth so his family just called him Babe and it stuck.
February 11, 2026 at 2:30 PM
We had an Uncle Fat 😭 Like everyone in the family would just casually refer to "Fat & Lois"
And an Uncle Babe, who had a real name but didn't get it for several years after birth so his family just called him Babe and it stuck.
And an Uncle Babe, who had a real name but didn't get it for several years after birth so his family just called him Babe and it stuck.
his daylight savings preferences might be backwards but I can live with that
February 11, 2026 at 2:26 PM
his daylight savings preferences might be backwards but I can live with that
ahh who needs it!
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 PM
ahh who needs it!
Yesterday the guy I've been seeing said, "one of my least favorite days of the year is coming up" and I was about to throw hands about how performative Valentine's Day hatred is an excuse for low-effort men to continue being lame but then he said "Oh, no... Spring Forward day" 😂
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Yesterday the guy I've been seeing said, "one of my least favorite days of the year is coming up" and I was about to throw hands about how performative Valentine's Day hatred is an excuse for low-effort men to continue being lame but then he said "Oh, no... Spring Forward day" 😂
I’ll never wrap my head around these being done on a phone 😳
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I’ll never wrap my head around these being done on a phone 😳
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Modern LED lightbulbs come in varieties like "natural light" and "sunlight" but in my experience they are mostly delivering what I call "Severance light"
February 9, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Modern LED lightbulbs come in varieties like "natural light" and "sunlight" but in my experience they are mostly delivering what I call "Severance light"
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don't threaten ME with a the whole system might collapse!
Sounds like the Whole System might not be worth keeping then
Holy shit the Christmas of Christmases.
February 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
don't threaten ME with a the whole system might collapse!
My dog barking at the mailman from 100% under his blankie on the couch and not changing position in any way is kinda iconic
February 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
My dog barking at the mailman from 100% under his blankie on the couch and not changing position in any way is kinda iconic
Alf has the same spongiform erectile tissue in both penis and nose
February 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Alf has the same spongiform erectile tissue in both penis and nose
Low-key my favorite game. I just pop an audiobook or something on and off we go.
February 8, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Low-key my favorite game. I just pop an audiobook or something on and off we go.
I’m so sorry. I know that feeling well and it is a really hard one, but ultimately it’s the kindest way to go ❤️ Just hurts us humans like hell.
February 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I’m so sorry. I know that feeling well and it is a really hard one, but ultimately it’s the kindest way to go ❤️ Just hurts us humans like hell.
Fuck, why can't I type "actual" without automatically adding an ly on the end
a cartoon of a man with glasses and the words ackchyually
ALT: a cartoon of a man with glasses and the words ackchyually
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Fuck, why can't I type "actual" without automatically adding an ly on the end
AND ANOTHER THING... why do companies keep citing "cashmere" as a fragrance? You know cashmere smells like either nothing or goats, right? I mean, *I* like wooly smells, but...
Perfume ads: “vanilla, with notes of lavender and caramel”
Me: oh that sounds lovely
The actually perfume: HAHA ITS JUST TOXIC GRANDMA FLORALS AGAIN
Me: oh that sounds lovely
The actually perfume: HAHA ITS JUST TOXIC GRANDMA FLORALS AGAIN
February 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
AND ANOTHER THING... why do companies keep citing "cashmere" as a fragrance? You know cashmere smells like either nothing or goats, right? I mean, *I* like wooly smells, but...
I haven’t found a perfume that I liked/didn’t give me a headache since my hot topic grumpy bear vanilla perfume in 2002.
February 6, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I haven’t found a perfume that I liked/didn’t give me a headache since my hot topic grumpy bear vanilla perfume in 2002.
Perfume ads: “vanilla, with notes of lavender and caramel”
Me: oh that sounds lovely
The actually perfume: HAHA ITS JUST TOXIC GRANDMA FLORALS AGAIN
Me: oh that sounds lovely
The actually perfume: HAHA ITS JUST TOXIC GRANDMA FLORALS AGAIN
February 6, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Perfume ads: “vanilla, with notes of lavender and caramel”
Me: oh that sounds lovely
The actually perfume: HAHA ITS JUST TOXIC GRANDMA FLORALS AGAIN
Me: oh that sounds lovely
The actually perfume: HAHA ITS JUST TOXIC GRANDMA FLORALS AGAIN
am I... a horseshoe crab
February 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
am I... a horseshoe crab
Wish I could look at a single fucking website without automatically getting an email from them later
February 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Wish I could look at a single fucking website without automatically getting an email from them later
Sucks to be them, that’s the time I look at different ads on my phone
February 2, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Sucks to be them, that’s the time I look at different ads on my phone
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This shit doesn't save anyone any time, it's not helpful, it's not accurate, it's theft so they can lay off a human worker and it doesn't even do what it says on the tin so what is the point
February 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
This shit doesn't save anyone any time, it's not helpful, it's not accurate, it's theft so they can lay off a human worker and it doesn't even do what it says on the tin so what is the point
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I explain my customer service issue to the stupid ai chatbot I don't want to use but am forced to. It cannot solve my problem, obviously, so it transfers me to an actual human. The human has me explain every detail of my issue all over again in order to solve it. So what the fuck is the point of ai
February 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I explain my customer service issue to the stupid ai chatbot I don't want to use but am forced to. It cannot solve my problem, obviously, so it transfers me to an actual human. The human has me explain every detail of my issue all over again in order to solve it. So what the fuck is the point of ai
I'd like to be more involved in my local community but also I hate leaving my house and/or meeting people
January 31, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I'd like to be more involved in my local community but also I hate leaving my house and/or meeting people
Nooo 😭
January 30, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Nooo 😭