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disastermarch.bsky.social
It’s-a Alex!
@disastermarch.bsky.social
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Draw-er of nature shitposts, maker of merch, designer of graphics. https://www.alexandratinsley.com/links
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · Nov 20
I get kind of annoyed when I go to stalk somebody’s profile and there are no pictures of them, but I also never post any pictures of myself, so here, fine.
A brunette in a dorky outfit with sunglasses stands next to an obnoxiously huge hanging gourd of some sort A brunette in a black dress with sunglasses fist bumps an ugly sculpture of a chef A brunette with sunglasses strikes an awkward pose wearing frog boots and a loom sweatshirt A brunette in a black n95 mask, for once not wearing sunglasses
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 23h
I usually mute ‘em. The ultimate in online passive aggression 😝
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 1d
I’ve always lazily and inappropriately used the n dash but now if it autocorrects to the proper one I have to UNDO IT
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 1d
In local news
A Reddit post titled “downtown yelling guy is back”
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 1d
Today someone told me that covid put them in a 3-day coma and they almost died but it’s “not something they worry about anymore” 🙃
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🍟🍟🍟 @jen-the-magician.bsky.social · 1d
Still marveling at how cool this was. Even the performers masked! That could just be a normal thing!!!
jen-the-magician.bsky.social 🍟🍟🍟 @jen-the-magician.bsky.social · 2d
They’re handing out free masks at the Purity Ring show and it fuckin rules. I haven’t seen this many masked people indoors since like 2021

They were like YO you brought your own! YES FRIEND I have a chronic cough from the one time I got covid! I gotta mask at shows!
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 1d
1. Opened photo app to get important screenshot to complete complicated banking-related thing
2. Accidentally hit ig instead because the icons were similar
3. Blacked out for a half hour?
4. Why is my bank's website open? Oh well, it timed out

Repeat in 1 hour
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 1d
HARD NO.
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 1d
I haven’t used it yet, but I absolutely will because I cannot be rolling up to a Hertz Rent-A-Car and being told I have to drive some giant ass SUV. I can’t do it.
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 1d
STOP EXCUSING MEN DOING DUMB SHIT BECAUSE THEY DON'T CARE. Would he have made that mistake at work, in front of his boss? Or does he just think his daughter's interests are stupid?
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 1d
Today on fb I saw a post about a man who threw his 12yo daughter a North Korean themed birthday party instead of the K-pop party she asked for. The comments are all like, "lol omg haha he tried his best!!"

No TF he did not. This is either weaponized incompetence or a cruel sense of humor.
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 2d
This was a weird one
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jen-the-magician.bsky.social
🍟🍟🍟 @jen-the-magician.bsky.social · 2d
They’re handing out free masks at the Purity Ring show and it fuckin rules. I haven’t seen this many masked people indoors since like 2021

They were like YO you brought your own! YES FRIEND I have a chronic cough from the one time I got covid! I gotta mask at shows!
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 2d
Whenever I get lousy service now I just assume the person fucking hates their job and I'm like "yeah no okay I respect it."

Still want a refund but fair enough champ. Hope you get lightly tapped by a lexus soon and make that escape coin.
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 3d
What's funny about the Epstein files is that Q-Anon was kinda right that there was a network of elites sex-trafficking children, they are/were just profoundly wrong about which elites.
wyden.senate.gov Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 3d
New developments in my 3 year Epstein investigation, this time regarding JP Morgan Chase and its CEO, Jamie Dimon. This is a long thread, but worth sticking around for.
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 3d
MVP 😆
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 3d
Some of these are only buttholes in context, but Claude, what the hell dude?
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 3d
As a sometimes/former brand designer: an important step in any brand design is stepping away and looking at it like you're a 12yo bully. The boobs/penis/butthole test.

velvetshark.com/ai-company-l...
Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?
A humorous exploration of the uncanny resemblance between AI company logos and human anatomy. Discover why circular, gradient-based designs dominate the AI industry, and what this design convergence t...
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Dave Ghoul @daveghoul.com · 3d
All it took was one infection to ruin my life. Then a second one to make it worse.

I use to be able to ride a bike, hike, run events, go to concerts, stand to do dishes. All with relative ease. Now? Everything I do costs me, even typing this. Everything is a genuine struggle.
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 4d
Skip episode 3 (fartbook), everyone hates it anyway 😂
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 4d
(They are a bit crass though so depends what your mom’s sense of humor is like 😅)
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 4d
Letterkenny doesn’t require any continuity at all though so that might be a good fit!
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 4d
Shoresy is a spin off but has more plot and heart imo, but they’re both pretty darn good
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 4d
I love him
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blaaaaaaaaaines @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 4d
hey does anybody want to buy some huge jewels i found
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 4d
Letterkenny/Shoresy. Shoresy’s better imo but Letterkenny is funny and there are a ton of seasons.
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