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Discordant Football
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Now instead of tweeting to nobody in particular, I will be putting my thoughts out here instead. I make dumb YouTube videos about football. PFSA level 2 qualifications. An unfit agricultural midfielder. YT: https://www.youtube.com/@DiscordantFootball
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · 22d
Been keeping an eye on xGOT from fotmob this season to get a gauge of how accurate I think it is - then I realized I've been doing a bad job and should have made it a thread this whole time. So from now on I'll be keeping an eye on what xGOT considers to be the best save for each PL Gameweek.
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · 4d
Unrelated - am I crazy in thinking that Chalobah defends the final goal pretty well. Covers any potential quick turn inside by the striker to shoot. Also blocks off an easy pass to the attacker inside James when it arrives. I keep seeing him get dragged all over for his defending.
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · 22d
Matchweek 7 - Matz Sels on a Joelinton header. (0.74 xGOT)
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · 22d
Been keeping an eye on xGOT from fotmob this season to get a gauge of how accurate I think it is - then I realized I've been doing a bad job and should have made it a thread this whole time. So from now on I'll be keeping an eye on what xGOT considers to be the best save for each PL Gameweek.
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · Sep 27
Caicedo, my goodness #Chelseafc
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · Sep 27
No matter what happens the rest of the season at least we can say that Estevao is 1000% the real deal. #EPL-Live
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · Sep 20
Least harsh Irish Grandmother
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · Sep 20
About that important game... #epl-live
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · Sep 20
Big game for Chelsea today. The kind of one they need to be winning with some level of comfort if they want to firmly cement themselves in the top 4 this season. #epl-live
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · Sep 20
Did you know that right-footed goalkeepers are better at saving penalties? It sounds bizarre, but it's seemingly true according to some people much smarter than me. And I think that I've come up with a pretty decent explanation as to why. #Football #PremierLeague #soccer

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Why are Left-Footed Goalkeepers Worse at Saving Penalties?
YouTube video by Discordant Football
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · Sep 17
Finding literally anything on Google now is genuinely a hurculean effort. How I miss being able to search for exact matches with my precious " "
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · Sep 17
An incredible second half in this Slavia Praha v Bodo Glimt game.

Featuring VAR drama, a missed penalty (inflienced by a player tying his laces on the penalty spot, after the 5 min VAR check), and a 2 goal comeback with an absolute piss missile of a volley to tie things up. #UCL-Live
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Marc Lamberts @lambertsmarc.bsky.social · Sep 9
Introducing the Goalkeeper Value Model (GVM)

Creating an actionable Goalkeeper Value Model that can be used in performance analysis + set piece analysis

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Introducing the Goalkeeper Value Model (GVM)
Creating an actionable Goalkeeper Value Model that can be used in performance analysis + set piece analysis
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · Sep 16
If you ask Chat GPT to interpret literally anything for you I immediately think less of you as a person
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · Sep 11
New video out today. Hypothesizing about some of the remaining advanced stats that could be taken from American sports and applied to football. #DataAnalytics #SportsAnalytics #FootballTactics #FootballAnalytics

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Advanced Stats Football needs to "Borrow" from American Sports.
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · Sep 11
Just can't stop learning about baseball stats for some reason
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · Sep 11
Was doing some research on some of the more interesting baseball stats, didn't realize they had such a vibrant scene over there?!??
#BaseballAnalytics #SportsAnalytics
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · Sep 9
Obviously Nuno didn't deserve to be sacked given his performances. He'll have no trouble finding his next landing spot though. And selfishly, I'm happy we get to see some wild and wacky football with Ange back in the Premier League. Always entertaining. #PremierLeague
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · Aug 23
Can someone smarter than me at this football stuff explain why Rico Lewis seems untouchable in the City starting line-up for Pep? #EPL-Live
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · Aug 22
#Epl-live
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · Aug 22
West Ham employing the worst pressing structure in the league mostly. Estevao is probably going to be pretty good too.
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Sam Tighe @stighefootball.bsky.social · Aug 22
Yes West Ham! You will definitely get the ball back when constantly in a 3v5 against a much better team. Definitely.

#epl-live
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · Aug 22
#EPL-live Estevao ~ wow
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · Aug 22
Whoever was the back post defender for that second Chelsea goal (think it was Wan Bissaka), was caught napping big time. Nice movement by Pedro Neto to take advantage. #EPL-live
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · Aug 21
Watched the Champions League highlights on BBC last night. Celtic looked pretty naff. Chelsea are just playing football manager by signing up any random 17 year old they lay their eyes on playing a decent level of football. Still, Satpaev doesn't look half bad. Shame about the suspension #UCL-Live
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Discordant Football @discordantfootball.bsky.social · Aug 17
Can't break down a well organised low block to save our lives. Feels criminal how little Palmer has been able to get on the ball today.
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