Kieran Doyle
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Kieran Doyle
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· May 29
Chelsea's 2024/25 season is done (sort of), and I gave Maresca a report card. You can listen/watch here, but here's the slides below.
youtu.be/-klDuOskwr0
open.spotify.com/episode/7CV2...
youtu.be/-klDuOskwr0
open.spotify.com/episode/7CV2...
Frank is at the floundering for any idea that might work stage of smaller team coach trying to scale up to a big team. That’s tough.
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Frank is at the floundering for any idea that might work stage of smaller team coach trying to scale up to a big team. That’s tough.
3-0 v Barcelona? That’s a Padel-ing
two players are playing a game of padel on a court sponsored by max
ALT: two players are playing a game of padel on a court sponsored by max
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
3-0 v Barcelona? That’s a Padel-ing
Brazilian Scott Sinclair goes crazy
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Brazilian Scott Sinclair goes crazy
My take on this game was that if San Diego scored first they were so good at defensive possession you simply wouldn’t get a chance. Let’s see how true that is.
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
My take on this game was that if San Diego scored first they were so good at defensive possession you simply wouldn’t get a chance. Let’s see how true that is.
DSC is going to get killed for that but like sometimes the guy catches it so sweet who cares
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
DSC is going to get killed for that but like sometimes the guy catches it so sweet who cares
Dreyer is cracked, g+ is a liar
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Dreyer is cracked, g+ is a liar
Joaquin Pereyra rabona throughball goes crazy
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Joaquin Pereyra rabona throughball goes crazy
I gotta be honest, I truly do not enjoy watching San Diego
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I gotta be honest, I truly do not enjoy watching San Diego
Raptors stop at 2:02 left in the game had me cackling like a maniac. This team is the real deal.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Raptors stop at 2:02 left in the game had me cackling like a maniac. This team is the real deal.
Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer didn’t die for this
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer didn’t die for this
FCC are a colander
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
FCC are a colander
Feel pretty good about thinking Cincinnati were ass
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Feel pretty good about thinking Cincinnati were ass
Soccer is fucking stupid lmao I’m taking up crochet
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Soccer is fucking stupid lmao I’m taking up crochet
This has been an extraordinarily poorly officiated final.
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This has been an extraordinarily poorly officiated final.
There is something very very evocative when you get players to talk while they're watching their own clips
Sometimes Trinity Rodman doesn't know why people pass her the ball. 🤣
The @washingtonspirit.com and @uswnt.ussoccer.com star breaks down what forwards see as a goal-scoring opportunity emerges.
#NWSL | #USWNT | #NWSLChampionship
The @washingtonspirit.com and @uswnt.ussoccer.com star breaks down what forwards see as a goal-scoring opportunity emerges.
#NWSL | #USWNT | #NWSLChampionship
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
There is something very very evocative when you get players to talk while they're watching their own clips
Guiu is my favourite large adult son
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Guiu is my favourite large adult son
Probably should’ve been a red flag that the biggest positive on a prospective Delap deal from all the smart folks was that if it didn’t work out you could definitely sell him to West Ham for what you paid.
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Probably should’ve been a red flag that the biggest positive on a prospective Delap deal from all the smart folks was that if it didn’t work out you could definitely sell him to West Ham for what you paid.
Deflection game!
We have reached the logical endpoint of #MNUFC tactical planning: six goalkeepers.
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Deflection game!
I did not love Poch era Chelsea but when his shit hits it hits in a way wildly more fun than just about any other manager
Moon man joins in on the fun 🤪
Diego Luna slots home the pass from Timmy Tillman for the #USMNT fourth (4) of the night 🤩
Diego Luna slots home the pass from Timmy Tillman for the #USMNT fourth (4) of the night 🤩
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I did not love Poch era Chelsea but when his shit hits it hits in a way wildly more fun than just about any other manager
Somebody once told me they drove from Toronto to Hamilton once a month to eat at “the best roast beef sandwich place in the world”, which turned out to be Tally Ho, the really sloppy roast beef place we ate at at 2 am
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Somebody once told me they drove from Toronto to Hamilton once a month to eat at “the best roast beef sandwich place in the world”, which turned out to be Tally Ho, the really sloppy roast beef place we ate at at 2 am
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America hasn't embarrassed Marcelo Bielsa like this since Jesse Marsch made Leeds better
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
America hasn't embarrassed Marcelo Bielsa like this since Jesse Marsch made Leeds better
Hope I’m wrong because I’ll be there and would like a fun game but think Spirit put Gotham in a blender
November 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hope I’m wrong because I’ll be there and would like a fun game but think Spirit put Gotham in a blender
AKB flair for the dramatic remains unmatched
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
AKB flair for the dramatic remains unmatched
Truly the ending this match deserved. An absolutely honking piece of goalkeeping on a squib free kick through traffic.
November 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Truly the ending this match deserved. An absolutely honking piece of goalkeeping on a squib free kick through traffic.
I love putrid sufferball football and this game is truly a bit much even for me
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I love putrid sufferball football and this game is truly a bit much even for me