Montreal don’t have a better season with Miami in cap hell, the way Columbus or Philadelphia do.

We thought the app was slow now, wait til 6 hours before I'm coming knocking in your slack DMs for a google doc link

Unironically ASA previews just got so much more work for everyone this SUCKS

The volume is truly insane now that it’s on everyone’s phones

Basic understanding of xG and you can run basically neutral pretty easily

Which by the way, is insane, because even semi sharp bettors get banned or stake limited exceedingly quickly on any of the big bookies in the US. Which feels illegal but somehow isn’t.

Really speed running the 25 years of MLS in like 8

Billy McCulloch has been Chelsea’s team masseuse for many years, there’s a famous video of him telling a joke about Petr Cech catching a baby thrown out the window of a burning building that is pretty funny

Oh 200%, I just find his bluntness very funny

I say this in the nicest way, it’s very easy for us to get our 2 feet equal 😂 less so when one of those feet is premier league level!

He is probably correct (2 footedness is a cheat code for performance imo), but my brain is a sucker for an outside of the foot through ball

Professional basketball players should be able to shoot with both hands (it’s very hard imo)

Think he’s been only slightly on the bad side of average