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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀
@disentingcat.bsky.social
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Blue cat in a red dog state. Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful…🌈 Also, on Mastadon: [email protected]
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My wife went with her friends to see 50 Shades of Grey. I went to bed at 11pm. She came home walked into the bedroom with a leather strap in one hand and a chain in the other. I thought, this looks interesting. She said, "Here, you forgot to walk the frickin' dogs!"
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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In the 1968 movie 2001:A Space Odyssey, in the future people eat their meals while staring at images on flat, portable rectangular screens. Nice bit of prediction. In the next bit of the movie Al takes over and kills everybody.
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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(Dean Martin holding a drink) I DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL, I DRINK DISTILLED SPIRITS. THEREFORE I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC, I'M SPIRITUAL.
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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(A large muddy pudding of water) Creationist Puddle Wow! I fit perfectly in this hole. It must have been designed for me! Douglas Adams
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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mark_hamel12 2d No one is forcing you to do this bro Reply mysticballs2 1d No one is forcing you to do this bro Reply 276 17,3K mark_hamel12 12h damn bro stole my comment and got more likes. even stole the emojis too Reply 236 mysticballs2 6h damn bro stole my comment and got more likes. even stole the emojis too 4,129
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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(A very odd diagram of people trying to escape a burning building) Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social IN CASE OF FIRE: 1. If someone is on fire, punch them in the face. 2. Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth. 3. Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them. 4) Exit.
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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momo-da-cat Tried to take a picture of my Christmas tree, and my cat decided it's the perfect time for a glamor shot mostlycatsmostly that cat is huge alarnia the cat is sitting on a table not a rug
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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FELINE FACTS: Why do cats purr? When you hear a cat purr, it may sound like the cat is happy. That's impossible since the only emotion a cat feels is contempt. Purring is the sound of the cat's heartbeat. It speeds up when you pet it, because it senses you're close enough to be attacked.
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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(2 women talking) wonder why we live longer than men Yeah me too DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social my coworker carries a taser that she says she doesn't let men hold anymore because they immediately attempt to shock themselves to see if they can take it. i found this out when i asked her to see it fully intending to shock myself.
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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(Cyber Truck with a smashed front end, after rear ending an old VW beetle, which shows very little damage) twisted @twistedk71.bsky.social Not even the best nazi car.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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(Cat) So, Thanksgiving's back... (Turkey) Yeah I know, but I've brought some relatives to help me with that. (Cat) What relatives of yours could possibly help you from becoming the main course? (Giant carnivorous dinosaurs appear …)
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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(Scottie from Star Trek) How Tough are Scotsmen? Laddie, you're speaking to the only guy in a red shirt who isn't dead.
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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(Woman) Is one a lot? (Gollum) Depends on the context. Cousins strangled for Precious? No. Nasty Bagginses? Yes!
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen The facts may tell you one thing. But, God is not limited by the facts. Choose faith in spite of the facts. (Picard making a face) THE FUCK
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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The Today Show Y @TheTodayShow Did man really land on the moon in 1969 or was it all a publicity stunt? #9Today … Bob Blaskiewicz Replying to @TheTodayShow Hi there. It would take a team of 300,000 engineers working for nearly 10 years to design a vehicle to plumb the crushing depths of my disappointment in you right now.
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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(2 whales mating near an underwater microphone) oh fuck yeah baby relaxing whale sounds (…playing while someone sleeps happily)
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Happy Caturday!
(Ginger cat smells fresh air, as Nic Cage does the same) House cat goes outside for the first time
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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(Dog watching his owner pick up his poop) yeah pick it up, bitch (Owner) what? (Dog) woof
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Be sure to bring up politics at Thanksgiving dinner. It's going to save you money on Christmas gifts. Follow me for more holiday tips.
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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IF CATS COULD TEXT YOU BACK, THEY WOULDN’T.
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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(UK Prime Minister Theresa May performing a brief dance on stage) Me on Thanksgiving strolling past the regular turkey to get to the Wild Turkey
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Simon Holland • @simoncholland The manager of this gym is looking at me like he's never seen someone sit on a weight bench to finish their hash-browns.
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Don Winslow @donwinslow • 5h I LAUGHED SO HARD I SPIT MY COFFEE OUT. … Ann Coulter • @AnnCoulter Kansas is dead to me. … @KennethWR... • 12m v Replying to @AnnCoulter Come on Ann, you've hated Kansas since it dropped a house on your sister
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Miriam Silva My cat got banned from the vet's office. 6 months later I tried to schedule an appt under a false name and when I described my cat the girl said "Is this Monroe??!" I said yes and started pleading Evil Hoe "Yes, BUT WAIT" LMAOAOOOOO Bee • Evil Hoe *hangs up*
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Make Fascism Great Again

“U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols”

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November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM