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MafiaMike

@distractedman.bsky.social

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Transplanted WNY Bills fan in central FL, trusting The Process, and drinking the Kool-Aid! Dad/Hubby/Vet/Photog/Thinker #BillsMafia #LetsGoBuffalo

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MafiaMike @distractedman.bsky.social · Nov 18

Hey, my #BillsMafia brethren! Looks like many of the Xitter folks are here, which is nice to see!

If you followed me on the other side, or just like healthy, respectful talk about the best team in the NFL, follow along here! I follow back similar accounts, no tolerance for hate.
🦬💙❤️ #GoBills!

Screenshot of Twitter account, same handle.

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MafiaMike @distractedman.bsky.social · 20m

Touché.

MafiaMike @distractedman.bsky.social · 1h

Literal bar chart here.

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MafiaMike @distractedman.bsky.social · 19h

One thing that's great about this movie (and that's a long list) is that it's appropriate to watch at both Halloween AND Christmas. Also one of the greatest movie soundtracks ever.

MafiaMike @distractedman.bsky.social · 1d

You know what...

a man in a leather jacket is pointing at the camera .

Alt: Jake Gyllenhaal in a leather jacket is pointing and nodding in agreement.

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MafiaMike @distractedman.bsky.social · 2d

Paulie, I completely agree. A wise coaching staff keeps a stable of plays under wraps until everything is on the line (like the 'Philly Special' in the Super Bowl).

a painting of a lake with surprise written on the bottom right

Alt: an animated lion popping up and yelling "surprise!"

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MafiaMike @distractedman.bsky.social · 3d

Thanks - I squirreled that one away years ago because I knew I'd never find it again. It's fun to dust it off for the right moment.

MafiaMike @distractedman.bsky.social · 3d

Haha - exactly!
And adding to that how playing hockey is so physically demanding... makes it more remarkable that not only is he still active, but actually relevant.

MafiaMike @distractedman.bsky.social · 3d

It's incredible he's still playing. It's honestly so impressive that he's managed to do it.

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MafiaMike @distractedman.bsky.social · 3d

Quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time

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MafiaMike @distractedman.bsky.social · 6d

This should be a bumper sticker.

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Buffalo Bills @buffalobillsnfl.bsky.social · 6d

There's nothing like #BillsMafia 🥹

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Anthony (game script enthusiast) @proant.bsky.social · 6d

The Buffalo Bills run game was one giant easy button today. The O-Line generated consistent push and displacement on the perimeter and inside, and James Cook sliced his way to 200+ yards with patience, vision, and burst. This is their formula for success right now (and likely going forward)

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Anthony (game script enthusiast) @proant.bsky.social · 6d

Michael Hoecht has been very active for the Bills defense today. Consistently generating pressure, compressing the pocket, and being an overall menace

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MattRichWarren @mattrichwarren.bsky.social · 6d

James Cook has the most rushing yards by a Bills player since the 1970s.

MattRichWarren @mattrichwarren.bsky.social · 6d

Bills all-time single game rushing record

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Nicole Schuman @nicoleschuman.bsky.social · 6d

Thank GOD they paid Cook

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MattRichWarren @mattrichwarren.bsky.social · 6d

James Cook just tied Thurman Thomas on this list.

MattRichWarren @mattrichwarren.bsky.social · 6d

Bills all-time single game rushing record

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MafiaMike @distractedman.bsky.social · 6d

The mood on that sideline right now.
Bottle it and sell it.

I claim the first case.

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Conor Orr @conororr.bsky.social · 6d

Thought: Picking up a sideline photographer after you plow him over is the NFL player equivalent of returning your shopping cart.

Massive personality reveal.

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MafiaMike @distractedman.bsky.social · 6d

🤣

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Paulie in the Act of Existing-Bills Fan Edition (5-2) @yopauliefl.bsky.social · 6d

Reskeet if you’ve heard this before

Cook runs for a first down.

#BillsMafia

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Prescott Rossi @prescottrossi.bsky.social · 6d

Give James Cook another extension.

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MafiaMike @distractedman.bsky.social · 6d

Oh.
Coleman IS on the field today.

Hard to tell.

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MafiaMike @distractedman.bsky.social · 6d

We're fast approaching the point where Carolina will transition to just wishing for a mercifully quick end to their catastrophic performance today.
#BillsMafia

MafiaMike @distractedman.bsky.social · 6d

Does anyone know how to break a curse? Asking for a friend.

MafiaMike @distractedman.bsky.social · 6d

#WhateverItTakes