Ditsy Von Whatsit
@ditsy.bsky.social
Former copywriter / producer. Current underachiever and avid introvert.
F A C T :
Reiteration doesn’t change the law.
Reiteration doesn’t change the law.
Q: You said that second strike was in accordance with the law of armed conflict, but the Navy's own manual says that firing on survivors from a wrecked vessel is an example of a war crime
LEAVITT: I would reiterate that the strike was conducted in accordance with the law of armed conflict
LEAVITT: I would reiterate that the strike was conducted in accordance with the law of armed conflict
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 AM
F A C T :
Reiteration doesn’t change the law.
Reiteration doesn’t change the law.
Anyone notice Trump how hasn’t accomplished anything other than exploding the deficit, inflation, his personal wealth, government corruption, and domestic terrorism?
Yet believes he’s a victim and well-respected. 😂
Yet believes he’s a victim and well-respected. 😂
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Anyone notice Trump how hasn’t accomplished anything other than exploding the deficit, inflation, his personal wealth, government corruption, and domestic terrorism?
Yet believes he’s a victim and well-respected. 😂
Yet believes he’s a victim and well-respected. 😂
Clearly, it wasn’t his brain, seeing as Trump doesn’t have one.
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Clearly, it wasn’t his brain, seeing as Trump doesn’t have one.
Where is Sally Yates?
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Where is Sally Yates?
Perfect and brilliant!
Home Depot wanted holiday cheer, got a whole-ass choir calling out their partnership with ICE instead…
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Perfect and brilliant!
Need some hope?
Much of Trump’s destruction was achieved through Executive Order (little more than a wish), not through legislation. A much easier fix.
Much of Trump’s destruction was achieved through Executive Order (little more than a wish), not through legislation. A much easier fix.
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Need some hope?
Much of Trump’s destruction was achieved through Executive Order (little more than a wish), not through legislation. A much easier fix.
Much of Trump’s destruction was achieved through Executive Order (little more than a wish), not through legislation. A much easier fix.
Trump should stop trying to justify his criminal activities.
There is none.
There is none.
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Trump should stop trying to justify his criminal activities.
There is none.
There is none.
My total spending on Black Friday 2025: $0
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
My total spending on Black Friday 2025: $0
Yes, it will be White Friday because they’re bled the U.S. dry.
“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Yes, it will be White Friday because they’re bled the U.S. dry.
Uh-oh, whose head is gonna roll?
Spread this far and wide. Counter the lies.
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Uh-oh, whose head is gonna roll?
Reposted by Ditsy Von Whatsit
Speaker Mike Johnson is "crushed by his workload."
Bitch, please! You've been on a self-conferred vacation the past few months.
Bitch, please! You've been on a self-conferred vacation the past few months.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Speaker Mike Johnson is "crushed by his workload."
Bitch, please! You've been on a self-conferred vacation the past few months.
Bitch, please! You've been on a self-conferred vacation the past few months.
Pig Eyes is so, so sleepy.
Remember when he mocked everyone else for being “low energy”? Look at him now.
Nodding off, slurring, and cutting his days short because he cannot keep up. The myth of unstoppable Trump is long gone.
Nodding off, slurring, and cutting his days short because he cannot keep up. The myth of unstoppable Trump is long gone.
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Pig Eyes is so, so sleepy.
As long as this sociopath is in the White House, we’re all in danger.
The maniac’s response to the tragedy today, he’s sending 500 more Nat’l Guard troops to DC.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
As long as this sociopath is in the White House, we’re all in danger.
On this 35° overcast morning, with the wind blowing 20 to 40 mph and creating a feels like temperature of 13°, I walked a mile and a half to pick up stuff at the printer. You know what I discovered?
Corduroy pants are lifesaving devices.
Corduroy pants are lifesaving devices.
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
On this 35° overcast morning, with the wind blowing 20 to 40 mph and creating a feels like temperature of 13°, I walked a mile and a half to pick up stuff at the printer. You know what I discovered?
Corduroy pants are lifesaving devices.
Corduroy pants are lifesaving devices.
I’d love to be a fly on the wall for this little get together. The FBI’s position is indefensible, as well as criminal.
🚨BREAKING: The FBI has requested interviews with a group of Democratic lawmakers who reminded U.S. military and intelligence service members in a video last week that they are obligated to refuse illegal orders. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
FBI Investigating Dems Who Warned Military of Unlawful Orders
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’d love to be a fly on the wall for this little get together. The FBI’s position is indefensible, as well as criminal.
Why stay, indeed. Republicans prepare to turn tail and run.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Why stay, indeed. Republicans prepare to turn tail and run.
Every intelligence service on the planet has ALL the receipts on Trump’s gerrorism. Why aren’t they presenting it to the Hague? Why aren’t Democrats?
If this is true, every halfway decent foreign intelligence service on the planet already has the receipts ….
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Every intelligence service on the planet has ALL the receipts on Trump’s gerrorism. Why aren’t they presenting it to the Hague? Why aren’t Democrats?
A sadist‘s idea of comedy.
Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador."
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A sadist‘s idea of comedy.
According to Republicans, every policy benefitting middle- and working-class Americans is riddled with fraud.
An odd accusation, considering their God has 34 felony convictions for fraud and is currently free on bail.
An odd accusation, considering their God has 34 felony convictions for fraud and is currently free on bail.
So far, this is just a rumor. But it’s an interesting rumor.
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
According to Republicans, every policy benefitting middle- and working-class Americans is riddled with fraud.
An odd accusation, considering their God has 34 felony convictions for fraud and is currently free on bail.
An odd accusation, considering their God has 34 felony convictions for fraud and is currently free on bail.
💭 Thought for the Day 💭
Perfume / cologne commercials shouldn’t stink.
Perfume / cologne commercials shouldn’t stink.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
💭 Thought for the Day 💭
Perfume / cologne commercials shouldn’t stink.
Perfume / cologne commercials shouldn’t stink.
This is what happens when our representatives stop representing us, the constituents.
It‘s only beginning.
It‘s only beginning.
I still can’t figure out why the taxpayers of this country have to pay for FBI security details for the girlfriend of the Director.
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This is what happens when our representatives stop representing us, the constituents.
It‘s only beginning.
It‘s only beginning.
Slippers and a nightgown it is.
Really curious who this pull your pants up bullshit is even for. Who's the target audience for this or is he just crazy
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Slippers and a nightgown it is.
GOP Sedition: An Illustrated Guide
Pledging allegiance to Putin.
Pledging allegiance to Putin.
Trump’s special envoy Witkoff put his hand over his heart when Putin walked in the room. Like he’s reunited with a loved one. That really tells you all you need to know.
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
GOP Sedition: An Illustrated Guide
Pledging allegiance to Putin.
Pledging allegiance to Putin.
Trump doesn’t support.
Trump punishes.
Trump punishes.
He just keeps claiming Biden's accomplishments.
Sad little, lying, ignorant man doesn't have any of his own. 💥💯💥🖕🖕🖕🖕
Sad little, lying, ignorant man doesn't have any of his own. 💥💯💥🖕🖕🖕🖕
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Trump doesn’t support.
Trump punishes.
Trump punishes.
My money’s on Halligan. Or Bove.
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My money’s on Halligan. Or Bove.