Ditsy Von Whatsit
@ditsy.bsky.social
Former copywriter / producer. Current underachiever and avid introvert.
Is this part of the ‘factual information’ Noem is promising?
The leadership of a twisted, malicious pedophile operating unchecked has eliminated child trafficking? Sure.
The leadership of a twisted, malicious pedophile operating unchecked has eliminated child trafficking? Sure.
Kristi Noem: "Zero children have been trafficked in the last 12 months because of President Trump's leadership"
February 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Is this part of the ‘factual information’ Noem is promising?
The leadership of a twisted, malicious pedophile operating unchecked has eliminated child trafficking? Sure.
The leadership of a twisted, malicious pedophile operating unchecked has eliminated child trafficking? Sure.
This little guy is an American Hero 🫡
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
This little guy is an American Hero 🫡
The Kremlin Insider Reports:
BASH: This is a sitting president suing American taxpayers for $10 billon. Are you comfortable with that?
RON JOHNSON: I don't doubt the federal government deserves to be sued. The problem is we don't have $10 billion.
RON JOHNSON: I don't doubt the federal government deserves to be sued. The problem is we don't have $10 billion.
February 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
The Kremlin Insider Reports:
This is why the GOP is working feverishly to repeal the 17th amendment and return the selection of U.S. senators to state legislatures, silencing voters‘.
Holy fucking shit!
That’s a 32-point over performance AND a flip!!
That’s a 32-point over performance AND a flip!!
February 1, 2026 at 8:16 AM
This is why the GOP is working feverishly to repeal the 17th amendment and return the selection of U.S. senators to state legislatures, silencing voters‘.
just 😳
we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???
February 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
just 😳
* knock knock *
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I've been watching the news and reading the Internet for weeks -
When do millions of us march to Washington, drag all these criminals that have subverted our Constitution out of our buildings, deal with them roughly and restart our Democracy?
It is up to us folks, no-one is going to save us.
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I've been watching the news and reading the Internet for weeks -
When do millions of us march to Washington, drag all these criminals that have subverted our Constitution out of our buildings, deal with them roughly and restart our Democracy?
It is up to us folks, no-one is going to save us.
.
January 31, 2026 at 10:15 PM
* knock knock *
Jeff Bezos relies on the porn industry to secure Trump’s ♥️ favor ♥️
Amazon spent $40 million for the rights to “Melania” at auction, and reportedly spent an additional $35 million on the marketing and theatrical release, an unusually high spend for a documentary.
'Melania' Director Defends $75 Million Documentary Price Tag—Here's Why It's Raised Eyebrows
Amazon spent $40 million for the rights to “Melania” at auction, and reportedly spent an additional $35 million on the marketing and theatrical release, an unusually high spend for a documentary.
www.forbes.com
January 31, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Jeff Bezos relies on the porn industry to secure Trump’s ♥️ favor ♥️
The terrorists aren’t stopping.
8 skull fractures, 5 brain bleeds. And the fascists are saying the immigrant did it to himself.
No criminal background. Owns a business in good standing. 🤬
#RAGE
“ICE claim that a man shattered his skull running into wall triggers tension at a Minnesota hospital”
apnews.com/article/immi...
No criminal background. Owns a business in good standing. 🤬
#RAGE
“ICE claim that a man shattered his skull running into wall triggers tension at a Minnesota hospital”
apnews.com/article/immi...
ICE claim that a man shattered his skull running into wall triggers tension at a Minnesota hospital
Nurses in Minneapolis doubted federal immigration officers' claims about a Mexican immigrant's severe injuries.
apnews.com
January 31, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The terrorists aren’t stopping.
Don’t work. Don’t shop. Punch them in the pocket.
January 30, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Don’t work. Don’t shop. Punch them in the pocket.
The worst part of donating blood is crushing Flintstones chewables for weeks before to meet the iron requirement.
January 30, 2026 at 8:11 AM
The worst part of donating blood is crushing Flintstones chewables for weeks before to meet the iron requirement.
My iPhone 15 died. Just 😵 Not yet 2 years old. Apple refuses to help. So I replaced it with my old iphone xr.
And you know what? Huge, welcome improvement.
After 30+ years, I’m done with Apple.
And you know what? Huge, welcome improvement.
After 30+ years, I’m done with Apple.
January 29, 2026 at 10:41 PM
My iPhone 15 died. Just 😵 Not yet 2 years old. Apple refuses to help. So I replaced it with my old iphone xr.
And you know what? Huge, welcome improvement.
After 30+ years, I’m done with Apple.
And you know what? Huge, welcome improvement.
After 30+ years, I’m done with Apple.
General Strike Friday, January 30
Activists are calling for a “nationwide day of no school, no work and no shopping” across the U.S. on Friday, Jan. 30, to protest President Donald Trump’s immigration crackdown following the fatal shootings of two people by federal agents in Minneapolis.
January 29, 2026 at 3:53 AM
General Strike Friday, January 30
Americans, however, weren’t, aren‘t, and won’t ever accept a criminally insane Russian asset invading foreign countries to seize their assets.
Markwayne Mullin: "Can I say one more thing? When Secretary Rubio gave his testimony in a classified setting, every one of these Democrats clapped -- literally clapped -- after the briefing, because of the extraordinary job our men and women in the IC and Dept of War did removing this dictator."
January 29, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Americans, however, weren’t, aren‘t, and won’t ever accept a criminally insane Russian asset invading foreign countries to seize their assets.
Oh, I’m pissed. How about you?
If anyone else in the United States of America is pissed,
just reskeet this.
WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH
Congress had better step up!
PERIOD
They are the vanguard.
THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE US IN SHORT FORM
Peace
MBM
just reskeet this.
WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH
Congress had better step up!
PERIOD
They are the vanguard.
THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE US IN SHORT FORM
Peace
MBM
January 28, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Oh, I’m pissed. How about you?
This guy is a true Republican. He represents Jonathan Ross, murderer of Renee Good.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
January 28, 2026 at 3:03 AM
This guy is a true Republican. He represents Jonathan Ross, murderer of Renee Good.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
The GOP supports guns when they’re pointing them at the unarmed.
January 27, 2026 at 8:39 PM
The GOP supports guns when they’re pointing them at the unarmed.
January 6, 2021
Donald J Trump: ‘Get rid of the magnetometers.’
Donald J Trump: ‘Get rid of the magnetometers.’
Trump: "With that being said, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that. But it's just a very unfortunate incident."
January 27, 2026 at 8:33 PM
January 6, 2021
Donald J Trump: ‘Get rid of the magnetometers.’
Donald J Trump: ‘Get rid of the magnetometers.’
Hiding Bovino is just more staging.
Bovino is just the patsy - a noxious and odious fall guy. Stephen Miller is the architect and prime mover of the whole thing. Everything they do is at his direction - often after his threats. As long as he runs policy in the WH, nothing will change no matter how many Bovinos come and go.
January 27, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Hiding Bovino is just more staging.
This is why relocating Bovino and maybe Noem won’t solve a thing. The rot spreads throughout Trump’s entire criminal enterprise
Even as the Trump administration murders Minnesotans in the streets they can't help but attack our state on other fronts. This press release is from today!
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
This is why relocating Bovino and maybe Noem won’t solve a thing. The rot spreads throughout Trump’s entire criminal enterprise
That doesn’t solve the problem. Trump and his wildly corrupt Republicans remain.
NEW: The Atlantic reports Greg Bovino has been REMOVED from his role as Border Patrol “Commander at Large” and will return to his former job in El Centro, California, where he is expected to retire soon.
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and “adviser” Corey Lewandowski are at risk of losing their jobs.
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and “adviser” Corey Lewandowski are at risk of losing their jobs.
January 27, 2026 at 12:44 AM
That doesn’t solve the problem. Trump and his wildly corrupt Republicans remain.
Either way, ICE shot an innocent man. An ICE sadist disarmed Alex Pretti. Prettindidn’t didnt touch the gun — only ICE.
From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.
January 26, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Either way, ICE shot an innocent man. An ICE sadist disarmed Alex Pretti. Prettindidn’t didnt touch the gun — only ICE.
Why’s Trump hiding?
January 26, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Why’s Trump hiding?
Yet they‘re all scot free and fervently engaged in a crime wave of unimaginable proportions, reaching across states and oceans and continents.
Secretary Noem has forfeited her right to lead. I’m calling on her to resign.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
January 25, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Yet they‘re all scot free and fervently engaged in a crime wave of unimaginable proportions, reaching across states and oceans and continents.
Dear Kristy Noem:
For some reason, the scene with the Wicked Witch of the West urging on her Flying Monkeys from a window in her castle is playing on a loop in my head.
Would you like some water?
For some reason, the scene with the Wicked Witch of the West urging on her Flying Monkeys from a window in her castle is playing on a loop in my head.
Would you like some water?
January 25, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Dear Kristy Noem:
For some reason, the scene with the Wicked Witch of the West urging on her Flying Monkeys from a window in her castle is playing on a loop in my head.
Would you like some water?
For some reason, the scene with the Wicked Witch of the West urging on her Flying Monkeys from a window in her castle is playing on a loop in my head.
Would you like some water?
The WH, with Numpty Trump inside, is eerily quiet. Let’s hope a medical emergency is doing its magic.
January 25, 2026 at 10:15 PM
The WH, with Numpty Trump inside, is eerily quiet. Let’s hope a medical emergency is doing its magic.