Randall Stevens
@djrandallstevens.bsky.social
Somewhere in the closet,
somewhere around Vancouver
He/him...for now
somewhere around Vancouver
He/him...for now
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Friends, remember to stroke your girl's leg hair today.
(edgy tweet alert) When people go to nice restaurants and wear nice outfits and do the full contoured face and stuff, I can only see that as adults playing dress up and pretending to be bourgeois. I presume some know they're playing, but for others, it's a genuine affectation (oxymoron XD).
December 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
(edgy tweet alert) When people go to nice restaurants and wear nice outfits and do the full contoured face and stuff, I can only see that as adults playing dress up and pretending to be bourgeois. I presume some know they're playing, but for others, it's a genuine affectation (oxymoron XD).
Reposted by Randall Stevens
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Is that a Hatsune Miku cameo in this IKEA advert?
December 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Is that a Hatsune Miku cameo in this IKEA advert?
I wanted to do something for the legendary kamome sano, so I remastered her songs "not found" and "crazy (about you)".
www.mediafire.com/file/k8662q7...
www.mediafire.com/file/k8662q7...
kamome sano, いな (QQIQ) - not found (Bootleg Remaster)
YouTube video by Randall Stevens
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I wanted to do something for the legendary kamome sano, so I remastered her songs "not found" and "crazy (about you)".
www.mediafire.com/file/k8662q7...
www.mediafire.com/file/k8662q7...
I procrastinated making these comparison pics for 8 years, but here they are. Shokugeki no Soma S2E11 vs Minato City, Tokyo.
December 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I procrastinated making these comparison pics for 8 years, but here they are. Shokugeki no Soma S2E11 vs Minato City, Tokyo.
I 1000% guarantee Frost Children considered the name Chilldren but thought it was too stupid
December 10, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I 1000% guarantee Frost Children considered the name Chilldren but thought it was too stupid
That time I found the toad capital of the world on Burke Mountain. They really just walk on top of each other without the slightest care.
Western toad abode on Burke Mountain
YouTube video by Randall Stevens
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
That time I found the toad capital of the world on Burke Mountain. They really just walk on top of each other without the slightest care.
I did tongue kiss a few boys in elementary school, but it was very not gay. We did it precisely because we wouldn't catch feelings, ya know? Very logical. Very hetero.
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I did tongue kiss a few boys in elementary school, but it was very not gay. We did it precisely because we wouldn't catch feelings, ya know? Very logical. Very hetero.
I was telling on myself when I dressed as a girl for Halloween in elementary school. I can't remember if it made me feel some kind of euphoria.
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I was telling on myself when I dressed as a girl for Halloween in elementary school. I can't remember if it made me feel some kind of euphoria.
If I accidentally throw a Chao, I reload the save without question. If only I could unhurt people in real life...
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
If I accidentally throw a Chao, I reload the save without question. If only I could unhurt people in real life...
So I was listening to Boyfriend by 2charm and it made me think of Girlfriend by Rytmeklubben, so I did this remaster of the Moe Shop edit. Low key took forever to get the kick drum to stand out, but after 20 revisions, I managed this:
www.mediafire.com/file/z5ybjt1...
www.mediafire.com/file/z5ybjt1...
Rytmeklubben - Girlfriend (Moe Shop Edit) (Bootleg Remaster)
YouTube video by Randall Stevens
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
So I was listening to Boyfriend by 2charm and it made me think of Girlfriend by Rytmeklubben, so I did this remaster of the Moe Shop edit. Low key took forever to get the kick drum to stand out, but after 20 revisions, I managed this:
www.mediafire.com/file/z5ybjt1...
www.mediafire.com/file/z5ybjt1...
My computer would turn on but not boot, so I smacked it and it started working. Im telling you, we need to bring corporal punishment back.
December 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
My computer would turn on but not boot, so I smacked it and it started working. Im telling you, we need to bring corporal punishment back.
*applies the tiniest amount of liquid eyeliner*
Omigod I am such a fuckin' E girl
Omigod I am such a fuckin' E girl
December 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
*applies the tiniest amount of liquid eyeliner*
Omigod I am such a fuckin' E girl
Omigod I am such a fuckin' E girl
I think I figured out the problem. I took a photo 20 minutes before this one at home and I was sooo ugly. But then I went to the store, and by god, I'm cute. The white lights at the store flatter me much more than the orangy lights at home.
December 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I think I figured out the problem. I took a photo 20 minutes before this one at home and I was sooo ugly. But then I went to the store, and by god, I'm cute. The white lights at the store flatter me much more than the orangy lights at home.
With this tweet, I will have said "pussy deflector" more times than anyone else on Bluesky @guinnessworldrecords.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
With this tweet, I will have said "pussy deflector" more times than anyone else on Bluesky @guinnessworldrecords.com
Finally beat Pokemon White after 185 hours over 193 days. I don't know how people can do this in a weekend. Maybe they don't train Beartics for one gym then never use them again.
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Finally beat Pokemon White after 185 hours over 193 days. I don't know how people can do this in a weekend. Maybe they don't train Beartics for one gym then never use them again.
I've been made aware of how people tend to look at faces left to right as if they're reading text, so that's one reason why your unmirrored face can appear jarring.
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I've been made aware of how people tend to look at faces left to right as if they're reading text, so that's one reason why your unmirrored face can appear jarring.
I always look so much better in the mirror than in pictures. Is that because humans have two eyes, while cameras only have one lens? Low key wish I was ugly in the mirror too so I wouldn't be questioning reality like this.
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I always look so much better in the mirror than in pictures. Is that because humans have two eyes, while cameras only have one lens? Low key wish I was ugly in the mirror too so I wouldn't be questioning reality like this.
Blush is a super cute supercutaneous product
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Blush is a super cute supercutaneous product
This femboy experiment of mine has been so humbling. So much time, money, and effort goes into hair, makeup, and skincare. It's a confluence of art, science, and talent and I've barely scratched the surface.
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
This femboy experiment of mine has been so humbling. So much time, money, and effort goes into hair, makeup, and skincare. It's a confluence of art, science, and talent and I've barely scratched the surface.
I do not have a single framed photo of friends or family, but I do have one of the waveform for Crywolf's "Rising, Rising." You know, that song where a grown man says awoo a bunch. It's probably not even in my top 10 favorite Crywolf songs anymore though, so it might be time for an update.
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I do not have a single framed photo of friends or family, but I do have one of the waveform for Crywolf's "Rising, Rising." You know, that song where a grown man says awoo a bunch. It's probably not even in my top 10 favorite Crywolf songs anymore though, so it might be time for an update.
It's a good thing Android 18 is Android 18, because if she was under 18, Krillin would also end up inside of a cell.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 AM
It's a good thing Android 18 is Android 18, because if she was under 18, Krillin would also end up inside of a cell.
Got hella lucky building a computer last year cause my $200 of RAM is now $800 and counting
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Got hella lucky building a computer last year cause my $200 of RAM is now $800 and counting
You know what would really fix my irritability? IF I CLOSED MY 1992 BROWSER TABS SPREAD ACROSS 20 WINDOWS.
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
You know what would really fix my irritability? IF I CLOSED MY 1992 BROWSER TABS SPREAD ACROSS 20 WINDOWS.