Randall Stevens
@djrandallstevens.bsky.social
Somewhere in the closet,
somewhere around Vancouver
He/him...for now
somewhere around Vancouver
He/him...for now
Is that a Hatsune Miku cameo in this IKEA advert?
December 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Is that a Hatsune Miku cameo in this IKEA advert?
I procrastinated making these comparison pics for 8 years, but here they are. Shokugeki no Soma S2E11 vs Minato City, Tokyo.
December 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I procrastinated making these comparison pics for 8 years, but here they are. Shokugeki no Soma S2E11 vs Minato City, Tokyo.
I think this might be what it was? In my head it looked more like a train conductor... Also they have Japanese market Pokemon cards if you're into that.
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I think this might be what it was? In my head it looked more like a train conductor... Also they have Japanese market Pokemon cards if you're into that.
I think I figured out the problem. I took a photo 20 minutes before this one at home and I was sooo ugly. But then I went to the store, and by god, I'm cute. The white lights at the store flatter me much more than the orangy lights at home.
December 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I think I figured out the problem. I took a photo 20 minutes before this one at home and I was sooo ugly. But then I went to the store, and by god, I'm cute. The white lights at the store flatter me much more than the orangy lights at home.
Finally beat Pokemon White after 185 hours over 193 days. I don't know how people can do this in a weekend. Maybe they don't train Beartics for one gym then never use them again.
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Finally beat Pokemon White after 185 hours over 193 days. I don't know how people can do this in a weekend. Maybe they don't train Beartics for one gym then never use them again.
I do not have a single framed photo of friends or family, but I do have one of the waveform for Crywolf's "Rising, Rising." You know, that song where a grown man says awoo a bunch. It's probably not even in my top 10 favorite Crywolf songs anymore though, so it might be time for an update.
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I do not have a single framed photo of friends or family, but I do have one of the waveform for Crywolf's "Rising, Rising." You know, that song where a grown man says awoo a bunch. It's probably not even in my top 10 favorite Crywolf songs anymore though, so it might be time for an update.
I now own an official Gardevoir t shirt. One could argue that being the world's biggest loser is itself a form of winning.
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I now own an official Gardevoir t shirt. One could argue that being the world's biggest loser is itself a form of winning.
Throwback to going to Kami-shima (神島) 8 years ago. The island's sole town is so dense that these are the residential streets.
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Throwback to going to Kami-shima (神島) 8 years ago. The island's sole town is so dense that these are the residential streets.
I may have overstated the niceness of my butt. I had some long johns that are basically leggings and it was still quite challenging to take a serviceable thirst trap pic. I'm now second guessing the idea that a nice butt is gender neutral.
Don't worry, I'll never post anything this creepy again.
Don't worry, I'll never post anything this creepy again.
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I may have overstated the niceness of my butt. I had some long johns that are basically leggings and it was still quite challenging to take a serviceable thirst trap pic. I'm now second guessing the idea that a nice butt is gender neutral.
Don't worry, I'll never post anything this creepy again.
Don't worry, I'll never post anything this creepy again.
Cool car. It'd be even cooler if you spelled her name right.
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Cool car. It'd be even cooler if you spelled her name right.
Halloween came early for me
October 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Halloween came early for me
Idiot with no mind's eye attempts eyeshadow, part two of ??
Second pic is after mascara, plus the sweat from doing cardio invigorated the colors? I want to lie and say the faded hydrangea was the color inspo, but no, I incidentally saw it after doing the eyeshadow.
Second pic is after mascara, plus the sweat from doing cardio invigorated the colors? I want to lie and say the faded hydrangea was the color inspo, but no, I incidentally saw it after doing the eyeshadow.
October 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Idiot with no mind's eye attempts eyeshadow, part two of ??
Second pic is after mascara, plus the sweat from doing cardio invigorated the colors? I want to lie and say the faded hydrangea was the color inspo, but no, I incidentally saw it after doing the eyeshadow.
Second pic is after mascara, plus the sweat from doing cardio invigorated the colors? I want to lie and say the faded hydrangea was the color inspo, but no, I incidentally saw it after doing the eyeshadow.
One year ago today, we had that crazy rainstorm in Vancouver. I know it was deleterious to the salmon population, but there was something enchanting about seeing them swim in the streets.
Video by CmdrThunderpunch on Reddit
Video by CmdrThunderpunch on Reddit
October 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
One year ago today, we had that crazy rainstorm in Vancouver. I know it was deleterious to the salmon population, but there was something enchanting about seeing them swim in the streets.
Video by CmdrThunderpunch on Reddit
Video by CmdrThunderpunch on Reddit
The song is quiet even by 1997 standards, so I made it nice and thick. Maybe too thick? I mostly listen to EDM where it's a positive to have your master look like a sausage, but I doubt that applies to pop songs.
October 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The song is quiet even by 1997 standards, so I made it nice and thick. Maybe too thick? I mostly listen to EDM where it's a positive to have your master look like a sausage, but I doubt that applies to pop songs.
When I went to the aforementioned Adachi Museum of Art, I of course saw its award-winning garden. I thought it was perverted, dull, and ugly. I realized I much prefer the spontaneity of nature to a meticulously crafted perfection. At least I won't get upset if a blade of grass is out of place.
October 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
When I went to the aforementioned Adachi Museum of Art, I of course saw its award-winning garden. I thought it was perverted, dull, and ugly. I realized I much prefer the spontaneity of nature to a meticulously crafted perfection. At least I won't get upset if a blade of grass is out of place.
Apparently coyotes are running roughshod in my town. Ever since I got on that Inuyasha kick last year, I've had this childish urge to draw a sword, and now I have the perfect pretext to get one. The pinnacle of boyish charm is screwing around with a weapon you're absolutely not qualified to use.
October 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Apparently coyotes are running roughshod in my town. Ever since I got on that Inuyasha kick last year, I've had this childish urge to draw a sword, and now I have the perfect pretext to get one. The pinnacle of boyish charm is screwing around with a weapon you're absolutely not qualified to use.
I actually slipped and was saved by grabbing onto a branch. I nearly tore it off in the process, and god knows what happens then. Live tweeting my death lol.
October 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I actually slipped and was saved by grabbing onto a branch. I nearly tore it off in the process, and god knows what happens then. Live tweeting my death lol.
You know how Futaba is apprehensive about wearing a bikini in Persona 5? If I was there, I'd probably tell her that a rash guard and board shorts would look great on her. But I know she wanted to be pushed. Such a trivial part of the game but I think about it a lot.
October 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You know how Futaba is apprehensive about wearing a bikini in Persona 5? If I was there, I'd probably tell her that a rash guard and board shorts would look great on her. But I know she wanted to be pushed. Such a trivial part of the game but I think about it a lot.
I wear too much blush on purpose to look like a slut...maybe people just think I have rosacea though...
(I like Sesshomaru's guilty expression from the Angelus OP, so I copied it. Pictured here so my face isn't giant on your TL lol.)
(I like Sesshomaru's guilty expression from the Angelus OP, so I copied it. Pictured here so my face isn't giant on your TL lol.)
October 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I wear too much blush on purpose to look like a slut...maybe people just think I have rosacea though...
(I like Sesshomaru's guilty expression from the Angelus OP, so I copied it. Pictured here so my face isn't giant on your TL lol.)
(I like Sesshomaru's guilty expression from the Angelus OP, so I copied it. Pictured here so my face isn't giant on your TL lol.)
They're not even that similar, but I still had to drop everything and play Shinjitsu no Uta.
Also, I finished the aforementioned trail work, so now you don't have to walk through 200 agonizing meters of thorn bushes!
Also, I finished the aforementioned trail work, so now you don't have to walk through 200 agonizing meters of thorn bushes!
September 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
They're not even that similar, but I still had to drop everything and play Shinjitsu no Uta.
Also, I finished the aforementioned trail work, so now you don't have to walk through 200 agonizing meters of thorn bushes!
Also, I finished the aforementioned trail work, so now you don't have to walk through 200 agonizing meters of thorn bushes!
Idiot with no mind's eye attempts eyeshadow, part one of ??
September 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Idiot with no mind's eye attempts eyeshadow, part one of ??
Oh look, my dubstep Mount Rushmore lined up perfectly on my iPod.
September 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Oh look, my dubstep Mount Rushmore lined up perfectly on my iPod.
Wow, yet another picture of Pitt Lake and Golden Ears, this time from a slightly different angle. I really wanna keep working on the trail here, but it takes three hours to get to the overgrown section from my house.
September 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Wow, yet another picture of Pitt Lake and Golden Ears, this time from a slightly different angle. I really wanna keep working on the trail here, but it takes three hours to get to the overgrown section from my house.
Lucky me, I got to see wisteria and foxglove blooms at this time of year. I guess that foxglove didn't want to wait for 2026.
September 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Lucky me, I got to see wisteria and foxglove blooms at this time of year. I guess that foxglove didn't want to wait for 2026.