DJ Sprite
@djsprite.bsky.social
im currently comatose in a new bugatti
small indie game expedition 33
December 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
small indie game expedition 33
some good stuff at the game awards but man dont end on highguard 😭
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
some good stuff at the game awards but man dont end on highguard 😭
genuinely cannot stop listening to Bleeds by Wednesday. favorite record of the year and its not even close
December 9, 2025 at 11:06 AM
genuinely cannot stop listening to Bleeds by Wednesday. favorite record of the year and its not even close
how do i achieve this build
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
how do i achieve this build
after this it should be socially acceptable to say i like some of the michael bay transformers movies. we're even now.
just watched a friend play dispatch. i cant fucking take it anymore.
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
after this it should be socially acceptable to say i like some of the michael bay transformers movies. we're even now.
if theres anything the past 4 weeks have taught me, its that everyone you know secretly likes marvel-quirk writing and are fucking lying to you.
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
if theres anything the past 4 weeks have taught me, its that everyone you know secretly likes marvel-quirk writing and are fucking lying to you.
Just finished my first shift and my boss just gave me this.... WTF?????
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Just finished my first shift and my boss just gave me this.... WTF?????
First day on the new job
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
First day on the new job
Dude these fucking guys just opened in my town they're so fucking loud
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Dude these fucking guys just opened in my town they're so fucking loud
i dont feel so good friends.....
November 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i dont feel so good friends.....
we are eating good tonight friends
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
we are eating good tonight friends
had a dream I was in Black Mesa during the resonance cascade. genuinely i coulda stopped that shit so easy actually
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
had a dream I was in Black Mesa during the resonance cascade. genuinely i coulda stopped that shit so easy actually
tried playing Taiko no Tatsujin at round one yesterday and half the Ka's weren't registering unless you smash the fuck out of the drum these NA cabs suck man.
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
tried playing Taiko no Tatsujin at round one yesterday and half the Ka's weren't registering unless you smash the fuck out of the drum these NA cabs suck man.
Join my seminar on how to make a passive income in a uniquely modern way: Slow Release Salvia Pouches Vending Machines.
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Join my seminar on how to make a passive income in a uniquely modern way: Slow Release Salvia Pouches Vending Machines.
Graffiti outside the IFC center is my full review:
October 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Graffiti outside the IFC center is my full review:
I get to see the best movie of next year tonight : )
October 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I get to see the best movie of next year tonight : )
they should let you euthanize nintendogs
October 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
they should let you euthanize nintendogs
saw a guy spontaneously combust today on the way to the gas station to get Rockstar™ Pure Zero Fruit Punch. No other energy drinks even come close, taste yummy and zero sugar. Honestly after thinking about it, when the time comes I think I wanna go out like that guy.
October 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
saw a guy spontaneously combust today on the way to the gas station to get Rockstar™ Pure Zero Fruit Punch. No other energy drinks even come close, taste yummy and zero sugar. Honestly after thinking about it, when the time comes I think I wanna go out like that guy.
Alright that's enough. Weed World is the last thing this economy is gonna take
October 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Alright that's enough. Weed World is the last thing this economy is gonna take
Making a tech startup. We are gonna be the first vapable insulin powered by the blockchain.
October 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Making a tech startup. We are gonna be the first vapable insulin powered by the blockchain.
"It's only round 4 nobody can pack-a-punch before dog round"
Kristi Noem:
Kristi Noem:
kristi is stacking attachments like she thinks each gives +15 damage to dogs
October 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"It's only round 4 nobody can pack-a-punch before dog round"
Kristi Noem:
Kristi Noem:
