There’s a boomer woman in the office who listens to Fox News radio on her phone *without headphones* every morning and I’m in the mood to start a fight today
January 8, 2026 at 12:19 PM
There’s a boomer woman in the office who listens to Fox News radio on her phone *without headphones* every morning and I’m in the mood to start a fight today
Imagine: all of *gestures vaguely* could have very likely been avoided if Merrick Garland just did his fucking job
January 7, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Imagine: all of *gestures vaguely* could have very likely been avoided if Merrick Garland just did his fucking job
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You ever get new golf clubs and the night before your first round you keep looking at them and touching them and fantasizing about using them? That’s how ICE guys are with their guns
January 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
You ever get new golf clubs and the night before your first round you keep looking at them and touching them and fantasizing about using them? That’s how ICE guys are with their guns
Trump’s militia is killing people in cold blood and while some will say “I didn’t vote for this” (narrator voice: they did), there are some among us who *did* vote for this. 2029 can’t come soon enough
January 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Trump’s militia is killing people in cold blood and while some will say “I didn’t vote for this” (narrator voice: they did), there are some among us who *did* vote for this. 2029 can’t come soon enough
TREVOR NO YOU’RE ON TV
January 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
TREVOR NO YOU’RE ON TV
The Garnet Hathaway legacy game
January 7, 2026 at 2:32 AM
The Garnet Hathaway legacy game
Yeah the Sixers lost a shit game but Jalen Pickett scored 29 (Penn State basketball fans don’t get to enjoy things often so please let me have this)
January 6, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Yeah the Sixers lost a shit game but Jalen Pickett scored 29 (Penn State basketball fans don’t get to enjoy things often so please let me have this)
Imagine being a Ravens fan who works a 9-5. You use all of the PTO you saved during 2025 to take off from 12/22 - 1/2, you’re already dreading going back to work tomorrow, and you have to try to sleep after *that* ending
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Imagine being a Ravens fan who works a 9-5. You use all of the PTO you saved during 2025 to take off from 12/22 - 1/2, you’re already dreading going back to work tomorrow, and you have to try to sleep after *that* ending
You have to hand it to the script writers for that game. Hoooooooly
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
You have to hand it to the script writers for that game. Hoooooooly
Gonna imagine Jalyx Hunt doing this to Brock Purdy for the next week
a video game where mario is standing in front of a giant turtle with spikes
Alt: Mario spinning Bowser around by his tail
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January 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Gonna imagine Jalyx Hunt doing this to Brock Purdy for the next week
Kelee Ringo begone
January 5, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Kelee Ringo begone
The Cowboys finishing at .500 again is just 🤌
January 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
The Cowboys finishing at .500 again is just 🤌
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When I hear the words “winter” and “classic,” I think of Miami, Florida. So naturally,
January 3, 2026 at 1:36 AM
When I hear the words “winter” and “classic,” I think of Miami, Florida. So naturally,
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The only tie is between the one team that beat the other on the road 2 days ago lmao okay
December 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The only tie is between the one team that beat the other on the road 2 days ago lmao okay
Jalen Carter what 😨
December 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Jalen Carter what 😨
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Erika Kirk is a liar (and schemer).
December 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Erika Kirk is a liar (and schemer).
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I’m so relieved Tim Saunders had a hilarious hot mic moment and not a Thom Brennaman moment. Absolute legend.
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’m so relieved Tim Saunders had a hilarious hot mic moment and not a Thom Brennaman moment. Absolute legend.
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Comedy Central just aired the South Park episode with Rob Reiner as the bad guy who gets stabbed at the end
a close up of a man 's face with the words dr.doctor.tumblr visible in the corner
Alt: Ted Lasso cringe
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December 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Comedy Central just aired the South Park episode with Rob Reiner as the bad guy who gets stabbed at the end
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sixers win
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
sixers win