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The ADHD DM
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I do stuff, and things happen.
Avid D&D nerd. Currently running 3 campaigns.

Equality and solidarity are the way. Fuck Nazis.
Was talking with my buddy's ten-year son about Magic when he proudly pointed out that since he got a tablet for his birthday, he can now play Magic Arena on the toilet.

And, like, I know it's fine? But, it just feels like, I dunno, there's a line? And it's been crossed.
December 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
If you go far enough to the left, you get your guns back.

If you go far enough to the right, you get to hate JK Rowling again.
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Getting back in the hobby, so I decided to pull out all of my old #MtG cards to get everything reorganized.

It's proving to be a bigger job than expected....
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Run, hide, as fast as you can
There's no escape...
I'm the Gingerdead Man!

(I figured out what my Xmas session will be!)

#D&D #DnD #TTRPG
December 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Man, it's already time to start thinking about what kind of Christmas-themed game I'm gonna run. Last year was Saint Nicolai the Claw and his eight pain-deer. The year before that was Jaclyn Frostburn, and the year before that was Frostmaw the Snowman.

Maybe homicidal gingerbread men?

#DnD
December 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Reposted by The ADHD DM
Take a break from the terror of it all and learn about these inspiring 5th-grade student reporters in Rhode Island. So impressive. So beautiful. Truly life-affirming to watch this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfjV...
These 5th grade journalists challenge perceptions of their city's schools
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
All right, I need to know who is responsible for this 🤣
December 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I love doing Secret Santa gift exchanges for my games. 12 players across 3 different campaigns is WAY too many gifts for me to find and wrap, but 3? I can do 3!
December 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Back in the day, dressing above your station was illegal (this is where the term 'dressing up' comes from). One was expected to look like what they were, and they could be fined or even beaten for violating this law. Makes for an easy way to raise the stakes on a stealth mission...
#DnD #D&D #DMtips
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I hope that either all of us or none of us are judged by the actions of our weakest moments, but rather by the strength we show when and if we’re given a second chance.

-Ted Lasso
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Top 5 Christmas movies GO

I'll start:

1. Die Hard
2. Scrooged
3. Violent Night
4. Gremlins
5. Home Alone

(Honorary mention for Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special, but at less than 45 minutes long, it feels a little out of place here)
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
All right, I'm officially declaring myself an #arsenal fan now that Ted Lasso has convinced me that I need to watch more soccer (but, like, the good stuff, not the MLS).
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Bard: The trick is, if you smoke it from the other end, it makes you LESS hungry.

Barbarian: Wondrous. How do you tell which side is which?

Bard: Honestly, it's kind of a guessing game. I almost always get the hungry side.

#DnD #D&D #TTRPG
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Sitting down for session 41 of Building a Nation! After several in-game months, the party is finally about to confront the wizard that betrayed them way back in session 2. The bad guy has minions and home field advantage; the party has pluck. We'll see how it goes!

#DnD #D&D #TTRPG
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Rogue: Honesty, guys, I don't think we WANT to fight this dragon. It's asleep on it's horde right now, so I'll just sneak in, grab the body, and get out. Can we see the corpse from here?

DM: You can see a frozen arm jutting out of the horde.

Rogue: Ah. Well. It seems we're fighting a dragon.

#D&D
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Thinking very seriously about a one-shot in the setting of #OuterWorlds but I have no idea what system to run for it. Obviously I could do GURPS or Starfinder very easily, but for some reason neither of those systems are really exciting me in this context. Anyone have an idea?

#TTRPG
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
After watching Fantastic Four: First Steps, I am filled with a need for at least three more movies set in Earth 828.

#MCU
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Last night, the players of Traversing the Doors, my Sigil campaign, leveled up to 11. They were thrilled, but it was a bittersweet moment for me; this will be the last time they level up in this campaign! Only 10 or 15 sessions left to go... 😭

#DnD #D&D #TTRPG
November 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Finished The Outer Worlds 2 last night. What a great game! Obsidian never fails to impress.
November 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Of course this is evidence of the most corrupt administration of our country's history, but can we also take a moment to reflect on how ridiculous it is that 'unlimited toilet paper' is considered an impossible luxury for the people locked in our prisons?
A puppy and unlimited toilet paper? Legal experts say Ghislaine Maxwell’s alleged prison life is uncommon
Maxwell is serving a 20-year sentence for her role in Jeffrey Epstein’s sex-trafficking of teen girls – and her treatment is prompting speculation
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Reposted by The ADHD DM
The most ironic thing about D&D is that barbarian players all seem to need calculators on hand every time they hit.
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Paladin Player: Shit. Guys, I think we just walked into a combat encounter.

Wizard Player: What? No, we're just here to talk.

Paladin Player: Okay, but the DM just started playing 'Kickstart My Heart', which doesn't feel like a super role-playey kind of song.

#DnD #TTRPG #D&D
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Man, I gotta say: For all of the bullshit that the US gets called on, it really is a great place to live if you're filthy rich and morally bankrupt.
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Historically, a government's 'reach' was equivalent to roughly 2 week's travel; beyond that, messages simply took too long to travel for a king or emperor to retain control long-term. They didn't have teleportation magic, though, so your mileage may vary.

#DMtips #GMtips #D&D #DnD #TTRPG
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Reposted by The ADHD DM
NEW: A pro-voting group sued Texas AG Ken Paxton (R) after he tried to eliminate them for helping young Latinos register to vote.

They argue his long-running intimidation campaign is designed to stop Latino Texans from exercising their growing political power.
Latino Voting Group Sues Texas AG Paxton Over Voter Retaliation, Intimidation Efforts
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM