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The ADHD DM
@dmadhd.bsky.social
I do stuff, and things happen.
Avid D&D nerd. Currently running 3 campaigns.

Equality and solidarity are the way. Fuck Nazis.
Long periods of incarceration are actually a fairly modern invention. Back in the day, if you were a regular person found guilty of a crime, you were either punished with pain, slavery, exile, or execution. The only prisoners kept long-term were typically nobility.

#WorldBuilding #D&D #DnD #TTRPG
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Reposted by The ADHD DM
GREEN DAY’S BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG: “This goes out to all the ICE agents — quit that shitty job… because when this is over, Noem/Miller/Vance/Trump will drop you like a bad habit.”

(From @wutangforchildren.bsky.social )
February 7, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Binged #WonderMan in a day and godDAMN what an absolute delight it was. Definitely check it out if you haven't yet!
February 7, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Fighter player: Guys, it just feels like you're forgetting a fundamental truth of the game: NOT pissing off the DM is a free action. You can even do it on someone else's turn!

#DnD #D&D #TTRPG
February 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Normalize staying home to read.
February 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM
This week, my players in Building a Nation had to fight the giant, time-bending groundhog known as Hexatawney Hal! Rogue, Warlock, and Fighter came SUPER close to death, but they managed to overcome the groundhog's Rewind and Loop abilities and claimed victory!

#DnD #D&D #TTRPG
February 5, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Egg salad sandwich from a gas station, what could go wrong?
February 4, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Reposted by The ADHD DM
Happy Black History Month!

Seeking out, understanding, and honoring Black History is integral to any project of liberation. Our solidarity must be informed by the past in order to shape the future.

This month and always, support Black artists, communities, and individuals making better worlds. 🌟
February 1, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Just realized tomorrow is Groundhog Day. Might need to change around tomorrow's session plan to accommodate a combat with a giant groundhog boss....

#DnD #D&D #TTRPG
February 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Reposted by The ADHD DM
“Our ideal recruit is a moron nobody likes with an inferiority complex who recklessly escalates every situation they’re in. Tell me you haven’t seen at least one of those at your LGS.”
Untapped Mountain Only Justification ICE Agent Needs | Commander's Herald
Our ideal recruit is a moron nobody likes who recklessly escalates every situation they're in. Tell me you haven't seen at least one of those at your LGS.
commandersherald.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:59 PM
A rare Friday without work, so I got to draft Lorwyn Eclipsed tonight! I had an absolute blast; built myself a Boros midrange deck, and it took me to 2nd place with a 3-0 run! Got a double-sided Steam Vents from one of my prize pcks; I couldn't be happier!

#MtG
January 31, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Magic lost an absolute legend.
Remembering Kai Budde
The Magic: The Gathering world lost one of its greatest players with the recent passing of Kai Budde.
magic.wizards.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Whitney Cummings on Charlie Kirk: “He was as close to not a hypocrite as I've seen in a while. Did he lie about stuff? ...Was he trying out new personalities and personas for social? ...Did he spread lies? I don't know. And by the way, neither do you, because nobody can prove what a lie is.”
January 30, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Fighter: You can't let the bards SING, that's how they cast MUSIC!

#DnD #D&D
January 28, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Does anyone still do Solomon Drafts? I just got back into #MtG a few months ago, and I'm trying to figure out the best way to run one with the change from 15 cards per booster to 14. My guess is to just sort groups of 7 instead of 8, but I'd love advice from anyone familiar with the format!
January 27, 2026 at 1:45 AM
May you all know the immeasurable pleasure of blaring Ghost at full volume while you drive your Christo-fascist in-laws to the airport 🥰
January 24, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Fighter: I've got a transmutation spell of my own. It's called 'abra cadaver.' Casting time is three seconds. Material component is this here sword.

#DnD #D&D #TTRPG
January 23, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I have a reputation as being a bit of a player-killer DM. It's entirely unwarranted, and very intentionally cultivated.

#DnD #D&D #TTRPG
January 22, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Phoenix Phyre managed to successfully escape the vampire beholder without losing a single one of the eleven refugees they were transporting! After nearly two months (in-game) in the megadungeon Alwa, the party made it back to Sigil. Now, we move towards the endgame....

#DnD #D&D #TTRPG
January 21, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Had a great session of Building a Nation last night! The party dispatched a giant leech, destroyed a deadly swarm of infernal mosquitoes, and finally arrived at the swamp town of Birchroot. Now for some well-deserved training time; they're leveling up to 5!

#DnD #D&D #TTRPG
January 20, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Last session of Traversing the Doors ended with the players learning of a vampiric beholder ahead of them. The group text thread has been satisfyingly active ever since 🤣

#DnD #D&D #HappyDM
January 19, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Reposted by The ADHD DM
This kind of sucks, because if we could treat "system doesn't matter" like a normal sentence, then we would understand that it's not an absolute statement, but an assertion that the amount system matters is lower than some critical threshold.

And that is a really important and fruitful assertion.
January 16, 2026 at 11:54 AM
I wish everyone a very happy Lorwyn Eclipsed prerelease!

#MtG
January 17, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Had a really solid cliffhanger ending; I narrated a deadly cloudkill spell rising from the snow and slowly unfurling towards the party, then ended the session.

The cool cliffhanger was *immediately* undercut by the Bard player saying, "Don't worry, guys, I'll cast 'Control Winds' next sesh."

#DnD
January 15, 2026 at 3:40 AM