Pinned
*lets out the most biggest fart that shatters the fabric of reality causing timelines to change including one where I’m actor Kevin James* oof I shouldn’t have eaten that many hot dogs
February 4, 2026 at 1:56 AM
*lets out the most biggest fart that shatters the fabric of reality causing timelines to change including one where I’m actor Kevin James* oof I shouldn’t have eaten that many hot dogs
*sees the legendary flying butthole in the sky and flies after it to become one with the butthole*
January 30, 2026 at 10:33 PM
*sees the legendary flying butthole in the sky and flies after it to become one with the butthole*
OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
January 6, 2026 at 12:30 AM
OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
@thenewceo.bsky.social I’m mad at Trevor.
December 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@thenewceo.bsky.social I’m mad at Trevor.
Once I feel the wind blow into my asshole… I have achieved inner peace
December 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Once I feel the wind blow into my asshole… I have achieved inner peace
Dick got caught in the Christmas tree
December 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Dick got caught in the Christmas tree
OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
December 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
NO!!!!! OTIS IS BACK!!!
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
NO!!!!! OTIS IS BACK!!!
@bananamanismad.bsky.social do robots poop?
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
@bananamanismad.bsky.social do robots poop?
YIPPEE! OTIS IS GONE!
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
YIPPEE! OTIS IS GONE!
I’m not driving a car home. I’m moving by dragging my ass across the ground at high speeds
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I’m not driving a car home. I’m moving by dragging my ass across the ground at high speeds
*shits on your turkey*
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
*shits on your turkey*
Ate an entire casino in Vegas
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Ate an entire casino in Vegas
Hey guys. I’m a plumber now. (Mainly to find that one plumber who slapped my ass once so I can get my revenge)
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Hey guys. I’m a plumber now. (Mainly to find that one plumber who slapped my ass once so I can get my revenge)
@thenewceo.bsky.social give me some words of wisdom
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
@thenewceo.bsky.social give me some words of wisdom
Um guys? Another picture showed up at the bottom of my site. It's a picture of a monkey. Clicking on it sends you somewhere so I'm scared to click on it... can someone do it for me. please?
Guys, I decided to be awesome and made my own site!
dman.straw.page
dman.straw.page
dman's strawpage
dman's strawpage
dman.straw.page
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Um guys? Another picture showed up at the bottom of my site. It's a picture of a monkey. Clicking on it sends you somewhere so I'm scared to click on it... can someone do it for me. please?
*slaps my cock on a rock* HOW THE FUCK DID IT GET PREGNANT?!
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
*slaps my cock on a rock* HOW THE FUCK DID IT GET PREGNANT?!
I’M BACK! I’M FINALLY BACK! MISSED ME BITCHES?!
October 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’M BACK! I’M FINALLY BACK! MISSED ME BITCHES?!
I-it’s over… h-he’s using some gay dude’s penis to crush me… I-I’m done for… g-goodbye…
October 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I-it’s over… h-he’s using some gay dude’s penis to crush me… I-I’m done for… g-goodbye…
H-he got the fourth one… h-he used the blue jock as a weapon and smashed him with him…. I’m the only one left..
October 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
H-he got the fourth one… h-he used the blue jock as a weapon and smashed him with him…. I’m the only one left..
HE GOT A THIRD ONE! HE SWALLOWED HIM UP WITH HIS “gaping butt hole”
October 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
HE GOT A THIRD ONE! HE SWALLOWED HIM UP WITH HIS “gaping butt hole”
HE GIT A SECOND ONE! HE CRUSHED USING HIS “massive titties”
October 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
HE GIT A SECOND ONE! HE CRUSHED USING HIS “massive titties”
HE GOT ONE! HE SAT ON HIM USING WHAT HE CALLED “His fat juicy ass”
October 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
HE GOT ONE! HE SAT ON HIM USING WHAT HE CALLED “His fat juicy ass”