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Dman
@dmantwistingtime.bsky.social
I have arrived
1 hour until I’m in your house
February 5, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Yay!
February 4, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I shat meself
February 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Can I still be there?
February 4, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Reminder I’m coming for you
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 PM
You told me to shut up so I’m sad
January 28, 2026 at 3:14 AM
*misread
January 28, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Bubsy: “OH IT SEEMS I’M A PLUSH WHAT COULD PAWSILY GO WRON- *he suddenly starts jorking it* AHHHHHHH OH FUCK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOTING COULD PAWSIBLY GO WRONG! *he then dies from a heart attack*
January 9, 2026 at 12:07 AM
:0
December 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
That bastard had the audacity to do this!
December 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Check your DMs. I’m not done yet
December 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Oh boy! I e been looking for small apples!
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
*draws three x’s in a row* I WIN!
December 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Oh hey. A loser
December 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
NOOOOOO TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!
December 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
December 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
No thanks
December 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM