David
@dmbee94.bsky.social
Will try to be witty, talk about books, running and musings of life. Will inevitably get distracted by the naked men that pop up x
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I haven’t had a cold in 7 months and I desperately need to be ill before I go to Japan
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I haven’t had a cold in 7 months and I desperately need to be ill before I go to Japan
The office ‘shout down the phoner’ is in and has started already
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 AM
The office ‘shout down the phoner’ is in and has started already
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Reminder that there are so many songs about love sex and heartbreak but there is only one song about The Boys being back in town.
an older woman in a striped shirt is giving the middle finger
ALT: an older woman in a striped shirt is giving the middle finger
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Reminder that there are so many songs about love sex and heartbreak but there is only one song about The Boys being back in town.
Today I weigh under 13 stone for the first time in 8 years.
I am Vogue, Vogue is me x
I am Vogue, Vogue is me x
a man is dancing in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a man is dancing in front of a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Today I weigh under 13 stone for the first time in 8 years.
I am Vogue, Vogue is me x
I am Vogue, Vogue is me x
I didn’t watch The Super Bowl because it’s in the middle of the night and very dull x
February 9, 2026 at 9:08 AM
I didn’t watch The Super Bowl because it’s in the middle of the night and very dull x
This weekend I have only left the house to go to my driveway and clean my car.
Otherwise I’ve been sofa rotting.
Next weekend I WILL be more productive.
Finished my book though x
Otherwise I’ve been sofa rotting.
Next weekend I WILL be more productive.
Finished my book though x
February 8, 2026 at 10:09 PM
This weekend I have only left the house to go to my driveway and clean my car.
Otherwise I’ve been sofa rotting.
Next weekend I WILL be more productive.
Finished my book though x
Otherwise I’ve been sofa rotting.
Next weekend I WILL be more productive.
Finished my book though x
Day 2 of house pottering. Might expand to the garden x
February 8, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Day 2 of house pottering. Might expand to the garden x
When did everyone insist on using collagen powder I swear a balanced diet is the bare minimum nowadays
February 7, 2026 at 10:38 PM
When did everyone insist on using collagen powder I swear a balanced diet is the bare minimum nowadays
I’ve whacked on Titanic.
Anyone know what it’s about?
Anyone know what it’s about?
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I’ve whacked on Titanic.
Anyone know what it’s about?
Anyone know what it’s about?
I regretted buying this book at first as it’s 835 pages, but it’s actually been pretty darn good
February 7, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I regretted buying this book at first as it’s 835 pages, but it’s actually been pretty darn good
Officially ‘pottering’ around the house this weekend
February 7, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Officially ‘pottering’ around the house this weekend
The vision is complete x
February 7, 2026 at 2:07 PM
The vision is complete x
Skipping Parkrun today as I’m sick of the rain and want no part in it 😤😤
February 7, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Skipping Parkrun today as I’m sick of the rain and want no part in it 😤😤
Re-pierced the second hole today (I have a vision).
It bled a lot x
It bled a lot x
February 6, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Re-pierced the second hole today (I have a vision).
It bled a lot x
It bled a lot x
Got turned away from giving blood today for being too precious**
**having low iron levels
**having low iron levels
February 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Got turned away from giving blood today for being too precious**
**having low iron levels
**having low iron levels
She’s had her hair cut, FINALLY x
February 5, 2026 at 7:57 PM
She’s had her hair cut, FINALLY x
Re-pierced my ear on a work call x
February 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Re-pierced my ear on a work call x
Why do I always like my hair the best two days before a haircut?
(Bit messy bc of sex hair - on a Tuesday no less!!)
(Bit messy bc of sex hair - on a Tuesday no less!!)
February 3, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Why do I always like my hair the best two days before a haircut?
(Bit messy bc of sex hair - on a Tuesday no less!!)
(Bit messy bc of sex hair - on a Tuesday no less!!)
Another day of teams calls tomorrow x
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Another day of teams calls tomorrow x
Horrendous drive home from work so having a tacky-lie down for 5 mins as a treat x
February 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Horrendous drive home from work so having a tacky-lie down for 5 mins as a treat x
My colleague has managed to swing a deal where whenever she has a meeting she attends (not even hosts or contributes to) she can do so from home ‘in case the office is loud’
My boomer take: absolutely not, it’s your office day - come in.
My boomer take: absolutely not, it’s your office day - come in.
February 3, 2026 at 8:31 AM
My colleague has managed to swing a deal where whenever she has a meeting she attends (not even hosts or contributes to) she can do so from home ‘in case the office is loud’
My boomer take: absolutely not, it’s your office day - come in.
My boomer take: absolutely not, it’s your office day - come in.
Spicy tuna in a wholemeal pitta truly is the GOAT of quick lunches
February 2, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Spicy tuna in a wholemeal pitta truly is the GOAT of quick lunches