David
@dmbee94.bsky.social
Will try to be witty, talk about book, running and musings of life. Will inevitably get distracted by the naked men that pop up x
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Have set the Christmas tree lights up with smart plugs. Festivity controlled through my phone 🫦🫦
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Have set the Christmas tree lights up with smart plugs. Festivity controlled through my phone 🫦🫦
During WW2, Churchill pledged to displaced Polish soldiers that if they fought with us, we’d give them a home.
Over the last 80 years, this community has got smaller and smaller, but I was lucky enough to visit the last care home for these veterans today for work.
Pretty amazing legacy, that.
Over the last 80 years, this community has got smaller and smaller, but I was lucky enough to visit the last care home for these veterans today for work.
Pretty amazing legacy, that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
During WW2, Churchill pledged to displaced Polish soldiers that if they fought with us, we’d give them a home.
Over the last 80 years, this community has got smaller and smaller, but I was lucky enough to visit the last care home for these veterans today for work.
Pretty amazing legacy, that.
Over the last 80 years, this community has got smaller and smaller, but I was lucky enough to visit the last care home for these veterans today for work.
Pretty amazing legacy, that.
Spent £13 to drink salty water x
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Spent £13 to drink salty water x
My Nan is at the top of the tree because it’s the closest position to heaven bc she is an angel now xx
November 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My Nan is at the top of the tree because it’s the closest position to heaven bc she is an angel now xx
Oh Christmas Tree!
(Ft. my bookcase full of memories).
(Ft. my bookcase full of memories).
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oh Christmas Tree!
(Ft. my bookcase full of memories).
(Ft. my bookcase full of memories).
It is too early to put my Christmas tree up?
Yes.
Is today the only free day I have until Christmas?
Yes.
Is the tree now up?
Yes.
Yes.
Is today the only free day I have until Christmas?
Yes.
Is the tree now up?
Yes.
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It is too early to put my Christmas tree up?
Yes.
Is today the only free day I have until Christmas?
Yes.
Is the tree now up?
Yes.
Yes.
Is today the only free day I have until Christmas?
Yes.
Is the tree now up?
Yes.
First Black Friday purchase secured 😍
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 AM
First Black Friday purchase secured 😍
This is Michael Caine as Scrooge in Muppet Christmas Carol after Beaker gives him his scarf
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This is Michael Caine as Scrooge in Muppet Christmas Carol after Beaker gives him his scarf
Always nice to see @leoiam535.bsky.social
This was the only time we remained dry the whole day.
Pissed. It. Down.
This was the only time we remained dry the whole day.
Pissed. It. Down.
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Always nice to see @leoiam535.bsky.social
This was the only time we remained dry the whole day.
Pissed. It. Down.
This was the only time we remained dry the whole day.
Pissed. It. Down.
Popped in to see @buffyfanboy.bsky.social at work but he had gone home ☹️☹️
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Popped in to see @buffyfanboy.bsky.social at work but he had gone home ☹️☹️
**Please share to raise awareness**
The baby @leoiam535.bsky.social has been on a health kick and is incredibly trim, but his bum has shrank 😔😔😔😔
Please keep him in your thoughts whilst he gets that dump trunk ass back.
1 like = 1 prayer xx
The baby @leoiam535.bsky.social has been on a health kick and is incredibly trim, but his bum has shrank 😔😔😔😔
Please keep him in your thoughts whilst he gets that dump trunk ass back.
1 like = 1 prayer xx
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
**Please share to raise awareness**
The baby @leoiam535.bsky.social has been on a health kick and is incredibly trim, but his bum has shrank 😔😔😔😔
Please keep him in your thoughts whilst he gets that dump trunk ass back.
1 like = 1 prayer xx
The baby @leoiam535.bsky.social has been on a health kick and is incredibly trim, but his bum has shrank 😔😔😔😔
Please keep him in your thoughts whilst he gets that dump trunk ass back.
1 like = 1 prayer xx
Update:
Changed trains. He never looked up. Classic Prof antics x
Changed trains. He never looked up. Classic Prof antics x
Am on a train and can spot one of my old Uni Lecturers that made a massive impact on me but I’m too shy (me!!) to say hello 🥹
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Update:
Changed trains. He never looked up. Classic Prof antics x
Changed trains. He never looked up. Classic Prof antics x
Am on a train and can spot one of my old Uni Lecturers that made a massive impact on me but I’m too shy (me!!) to say hello 🥹
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Am on a train and can spot one of my old Uni Lecturers that made a massive impact on me but I’m too shy (me!!) to say hello 🥹
I know this isn’t the point, but this side by side really does show how good looking Mamdani is
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I know this isn’t the point, but this side by side really does show how good looking Mamdani is
Just finished Us by David Nicholls and it was bloody brilliant. Books rarely make me laugh out loud but this one did a dozen times.
I officially recommend x
I officially recommend x
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Just finished Us by David Nicholls and it was bloody brilliant. Books rarely make me laugh out loud but this one did a dozen times.
I officially recommend x
I officially recommend x
Well, that answers the question that no one was asking.
I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Well, that answers the question that no one was asking.
Could not get out of bed this morning 😴
(I could, I’m working)
(I could, I’m working)
November 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Could not get out of bed this morning 😴
(I could, I’m working)
(I could, I’m working)
Happy international men’s day; male suicide rates are enormously high and it should be talked about more.
I recently came across a great charity, so if you’re struggling, check it out:
andysmanclub.co.uk
I recently came across a great charity, so if you’re struggling, check it out:
andysmanclub.co.uk
ANDYSMANCLUB - It's Okay To Talk
ANDYSMANCLUB are a men’s suicide prevention charity offering free to attend peer-to-peer support groups across the United Kingdom and online.
andysmanclub.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Happy international men’s day; male suicide rates are enormously high and it should be talked about more.
I recently came across a great charity, so if you’re struggling, check it out:
andysmanclub.co.uk
I recently came across a great charity, so if you’re struggling, check it out:
andysmanclub.co.uk
Fucking cold, ain’t it x
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Fucking cold, ain’t it x
Husband woke me up in the night by singing in his sleep.
Was angelic x
Was angelic x
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Husband woke me up in the night by singing in his sleep.
Was angelic x
Was angelic x
Only a little bit as I’m shy x
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Only a little bit as I’m shy x
An haiku for my electric blanket:
Electric blanket
Thank you for keeping me warm
And my balls sweaty
Electric blanket
Thank you for keeping me warm
And my balls sweaty
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 AM
An haiku for my electric blanket:
Electric blanket
Thank you for keeping me warm
And my balls sweaty
Electric blanket
Thank you for keeping me warm
And my balls sweaty
Just had my first Greggs festive bake of the year 😍😍
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Just had my first Greggs festive bake of the year 😍😍
The very idea he was defamed in a state he won by over 5 points is a piss take.
Now the BBC has sent an apology, can we send another letter telling him to go fuck himself?
Now the BBC has sent an apology, can we send another letter telling him to go fuck himself?
Trump says he will sue BBC for between $1 billion and $5 billion despite apology www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Trump says he will sue BBC for at least $1bn over Panorama edit
The US president told reporters on Air Force One that he will take legal action against the broadcaster and will call Sir Keir Starmer over the weekend.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The very idea he was defamed in a state he won by over 5 points is a piss take.
Now the BBC has sent an apology, can we send another letter telling him to go fuck himself?
Now the BBC has sent an apology, can we send another letter telling him to go fuck himself?
