David
dmbee94.bsky.social
David
@dmbee94.bsky.social
Will try to be witty, talk about books, running and musings of life. Will inevitably get distracted by the naked men that pop up x
Pinned
It’s my first ever #mcm so I wanted to dress for the occasion.
She’s had her hair cut, FINALLY x
February 5, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Re-pierced my ear on a work call x
February 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Man I love crisps
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Why do I always like my hair the best two days before a haircut?

(Bit messy bc of sex hair - on a Tuesday no less!!)
February 3, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Another day of teams calls tomorrow x
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Horrendous drive home from work so having a tacky-lie down for 5 mins as a treat x
February 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
My colleague has managed to swing a deal where whenever she has a meeting she attends (not even hosts or contributes to) she can do so from home ‘in case the office is loud’

My boomer take: absolutely not, it’s your office day - come in.
February 3, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Raining again.
February 3, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Spicy tuna in a wholemeal pitta truly is the GOAT of quick lunches
February 2, 2026 at 1:37 PM
To celebrate, my second #mcm x
February 2, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Lost 2.5lbs this week and feeling cunty.
a model walks down a runway wearing a leopard print dress
ALT: a model walks down a runway wearing a leopard print dress
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February 2, 2026 at 10:09 AM
What’s fascinating about Trump and Musk is that they peddled a conspiracy for years about draining swamps and satanist cabals / trafficking rings to smear their adversaries, when they were firmly in the Venn diagram of one.

Are they that arrogant that they thought nothing would ever come of it?
Watching Elon melt down in real time
February 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Just finished Season 4 of The Bear.

Pretty sure absolutely nothing happened?
February 1, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Sick to DEATH of the rain 😤
February 1, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Can’t believe it’s not January?
February 1, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Don’t want to show off, but I renewed my Go Outdoors membership today 💅
February 1, 2026 at 1:06 PM
What’s with all these nonces emailing one another about everything?
January 31, 2026 at 10:05 PM
‘Mary and Henry did their courting here circa 1947’ x
January 31, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Pretty good mud line from my run today.
January 31, 2026 at 10:15 AM
My local cinema is showing the Melania film 3 times today?

These people should all go for a coffee together (if they aren’t going to watch ironically).
January 31, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Think about this quote often and live by it too x
January 30, 2026 at 9:50 PM
The most iconic sitcom character there ever was 💔💔💔
a man in a suit reaches out to another man in a suit
ALT: a man in a suit reaches out to another man in a suit
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January 30, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Payday now.

£7 million in my bank account now thanks for asking xx
Payday tomorrow.

£2.54 in my bank account at present.

If it was 2011, I’d be off to Tesco for a meal deal x
January 30, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Nigella Lawson is 66 and she looks better than I did 10 years ago?!
January 29, 2026 at 11:18 PM
The most beautiful sight x
January 29, 2026 at 9:45 PM