Derek Merrikin
@dmerrikin.com
Chef, baker, fermenter, software dev, dog dad, golden retriever personality. Your friendly neighborhood Cookie Monster.
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Dear Price of Eggs voter,
The melon-hued moron you elected says lowering prices will be too hard, but making Canada our 51st state would be a piece of cake.
Priorities amirite.
The melon-hued moron you elected says lowering prices will be too hard, but making Canada our 51st state would be a piece of cake.
Priorities amirite.
December 18, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Dear Price of Eggs voter,
The melon-hued moron you elected says lowering prices will be too hard, but making Canada our 51st state would be a piece of cake.
Priorities amirite.
The melon-hued moron you elected says lowering prices will be too hard, but making Canada our 51st state would be a piece of cake.
Priorities amirite.
Must smell like old shit
December 7, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Must smell like old shit
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A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
December 5, 2024 at 3:01 PM
A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
Psyched we have this feature! Also, due to my last name, making sure all knows I have no relation to this troll.
December 1, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Psyched we have this feature! Also, due to my last name, making sure all knows I have no relation to this troll.
Couple days after Thanksgiving, if any of you are bound up, try some sugar free Haribo Gummy Bears! (dont)
Check out this Amazon review of HARIBO Gummi Candy, Original Goldbears Gummy Bears, 5 Pound Party Size Bag, Delicious Soft & Chewy Sweet Snacks, Assorted Fruity Flavors,
See you in hell, Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears
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November 30, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Couple days after Thanksgiving, if any of you are bound up, try some sugar free Haribo Gummy Bears! (dont)
Only if it’s on Torment 16 and I can be a Thorns spec Crusader
November 30, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Only if it’s on Torment 16 and I can be a Thorns spec Crusader
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Well played. And frighteningly accurate.
November 29, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Well played. And frighteningly accurate.
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Forgive me if this is petty but the next account I’d like to surpass here on Bluesky is CNN.
They helped normalize Trump at every turn and did nothing to help tell the truth about Kamala. Time to show them what we think.
Can you RT this and follow us if you haven’t. 💙🙏
They helped normalize Trump at every turn and did nothing to help tell the truth about Kamala. Time to show them what we think.
Can you RT this and follow us if you haven’t. 💙🙏
November 30, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Forgive me if this is petty but the next account I’d like to surpass here on Bluesky is CNN.
They helped normalize Trump at every turn and did nothing to help tell the truth about Kamala. Time to show them what we think.
Can you RT this and follow us if you haven’t. 💙🙏
They helped normalize Trump at every turn and did nothing to help tell the truth about Kamala. Time to show them what we think.
Can you RT this and follow us if you haven’t. 💙🙏
Happy birthday Millie! Hope you get everything your heart desires!
November 28, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Happy birthday Millie! Hope you get everything your heart desires!
Ban of politics talk. If they choose to anyway, I’ll just shake a jar of coins. Works when my dogs are obnoxious, so here’s hoping.
November 27, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Ban of politics talk. If they choose to anyway, I’ll just shake a jar of coins. Works when my dogs are obnoxious, so here’s hoping.
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I’ve always taken it as a compliment if someone checks me out, regardless of being hetero. Once got hit on by Spider-Man in NYC 😂.
November 26, 2024 at 12:10 PM
I’ve always taken it as a compliment if someone checks me out, regardless of being hetero. Once got hit on by Spider-Man in NYC 😂.
As Bernie Sanders said in 2003, “Republicans only way to win is to divide people and trick you into voting against your own interests.”
November 26, 2024 at 12:04 PM
As Bernie Sanders said in 2003, “Republicans only way to win is to divide people and trick you into voting against your own interests.”
I’d have to remap my footsteps as Ezio Auditore did through Italy.
November 25, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I’d have to remap my footsteps as Ezio Auditore did through Italy.
Honestly thought she joined OF cause I wouldn’t put it past her. Nothing against OF workers, but if she’s on there, eww.
November 25, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Honestly thought she joined OF cause I wouldn’t put it past her. Nothing against OF workers, but if she’s on there, eww.
“You can’t fix stupid”
November 25, 2024 at 6:41 PM
“You can’t fix stupid”
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It’s a “woke” movement! Absolutely knock them down and “own the libs”
November 24, 2024 at 9:51 PM
It’s a “woke” movement! Absolutely knock them down and “own the libs”
Wouldn’t mind making a Cat Facts bot 😂
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November 24, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Wouldn’t mind making a Cat Facts bot 😂