DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp
@dna50505.bsky.social
Content Creator, Graphic Designer, Imagination Fabrication type person. Employed somewhere. Animals, Nature, French Fries, Classic Horror Movies and all things Halloween are sacred to me.
Blue. Blue. Blue.
Blue. Blue. Blue.
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Hey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?
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Have the Trumpanzees started boycotting Costco yet?
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Have the Trumpanzees started boycotting Costco yet?
Save the neck for me, Clark.
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Save the neck for me, Clark.
Psychedelic blue smoke filled the air like cotton…
“It’s the goth girls what did you in…”
said the Caterpillar, aperched his mushroom.
“It’s the goth girls what did you in…”
said the Caterpillar, aperched his mushroom.
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Psychedelic blue smoke filled the air like cotton…
“It’s the goth girls what did you in…”
said the Caterpillar, aperched his mushroom.
“It’s the goth girls what did you in…”
said the Caterpillar, aperched his mushroom.
The Wizard proudly walked away from the Cowardly Lion, stopped in front of me…looked me up and down and said,
“I’m sorry, DNA-Five…no one said it would be easy to have such a high libido.”
“I’m sorry, DNA-Five…no one said it would be easy to have such a high libido.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The Wizard proudly walked away from the Cowardly Lion, stopped in front of me…looked me up and down and said,
“I’m sorry, DNA-Five…no one said it would be easy to have such a high libido.”
“I’m sorry, DNA-Five…no one said it would be easy to have such a high libido.”
Has the insane orange man tweeted his last tweet yet?
No?
Guess we’ll wait longer.
No?
Guess we’ll wait longer.
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Has the insane orange man tweeted his last tweet yet?
No?
Guess we’ll wait longer.
No?
Guess we’ll wait longer.
Sometimes on Bluesky, you fall down “rabbit holes” of content.
I bless the content makers!
and the rains down in Africa.
I bless the content makers!
and the rains down in Africa.
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Sometimes on Bluesky, you fall down “rabbit holes” of content.
I bless the content makers!
and the rains down in Africa.
I bless the content makers!
and the rains down in Africa.
Waiting’ for da stuffin’ ta cool down.
It’s important not to smoke cigars at this point in the holiday preparations.
Vaping is perfectly fine, if one minds one’s manners and keeps their hands on the counter within view.
It’s important not to smoke cigars at this point in the holiday preparations.
Vaping is perfectly fine, if one minds one’s manners and keeps their hands on the counter within view.
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Waiting’ for da stuffin’ ta cool down.
It’s important not to smoke cigars at this point in the holiday preparations.
Vaping is perfectly fine, if one minds one’s manners and keeps their hands on the counter within view.
It’s important not to smoke cigars at this point in the holiday preparations.
Vaping is perfectly fine, if one minds one’s manners and keeps their hands on the counter within view.
Nothing like a Disney/ABC show that tries to be “edgy”.
🤮
🤮
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Nothing like a Disney/ABC show that tries to be “edgy”.
🤮
🤮
Actually I’m using any excuse I can to leave the living room and get away from this terrible show.
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Actually I’m using any excuse I can to leave the living room and get away from this terrible show.
Gotta get the turkey out of the fridge.
Good thing I have an engine hoist in the kitchen.
Good thing I have an engine hoist in the kitchen.
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Gotta get the turkey out of the fridge.
Good thing I have an engine hoist in the kitchen.
Good thing I have an engine hoist in the kitchen.
That’s like the time I got chicken wings from Pizza Hut…
Nothing like soft, gummy wings to cap off a night.
Nothing like soft, gummy wings to cap off a night.
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
That’s like the time I got chicken wings from Pizza Hut…
Nothing like soft, gummy wings to cap off a night.
Nothing like soft, gummy wings to cap off a night.
Bad actor in a lawyer show:
“Objection, your Honor!”
Judge: “Overruled.
This show is poorly written and contrived.
I’ve read bathroom graffiti that has more depth than this script.”
“Objection, your Honor!”
Judge: “Overruled.
This show is poorly written and contrived.
I’ve read bathroom graffiti that has more depth than this script.”
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Bad actor in a lawyer show:
“Objection, your Honor!”
Judge: “Overruled.
This show is poorly written and contrived.
I’ve read bathroom graffiti that has more depth than this script.”
“Objection, your Honor!”
Judge: “Overruled.
This show is poorly written and contrived.
I’ve read bathroom graffiti that has more depth than this script.”
Are churros supposed to be soggy?
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Are churros supposed to be soggy?
Man, there sure are a lot of bad lawyer shows.
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Man, there sure are a lot of bad lawyer shows.
Whenever I see a video that has the words
“Wait for it…”
I scroll right past it.
Don’t tell ME how to spend MY time!
“Wait for it…”
I scroll right past it.
Don’t tell ME how to spend MY time!
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Whenever I see a video that has the words
“Wait for it…”
I scroll right past it.
Don’t tell ME how to spend MY time!
“Wait for it…”
I scroll right past it.
Don’t tell ME how to spend MY time!
That was not a good churro.
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
That was not a good churro.
It’s good that I started the dishwasher so that we can begin phase 2 of the 5 part Thanksgiving preparations.
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s good that I started the dishwasher so that we can begin phase 2 of the 5 part Thanksgiving preparations.
“What the hell are you talking about?”…
…is my response to 73.4% of all political posts on Bluesky.
…is my response to 73.4% of all political posts on Bluesky.
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
“What the hell are you talking about?”…
…is my response to 73.4% of all political posts on Bluesky.
…is my response to 73.4% of all political posts on Bluesky.
What the hell are you talking about?
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
What the hell are you talking about?
I started the dishwasher.
Just letting you know.
Just letting you know.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I started the dishwasher.
Just letting you know.
Just letting you know.
The last “Show Adult Content” I pressed just now made up for the previous “Show Adult Content” I had previously regretted pressing.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The last “Show Adult Content” I pressed just now made up for the previous “Show Adult Content” I had previously regretted pressing.
I regret pressing the “Show Adult Content” on that post.
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I regret pressing the “Show Adult Content” on that post.
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Things online are often not as they appear.
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Things online are often not as they appear.