Former Coolguy
@docmarvy.bsky.social
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In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern major disappointment.
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Also you’re not allowed back in that Dunkin location.
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Me: okay I’m going to close the bathroom door for some privacy.

My cat: TF you are.
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Aside from being familiar with the name and knowing it’s an internet person of some sort. I didn’t know anything about Hassan Piker (sp?) a couple days ago.

Now I know ONE thing about him. And it’s not great.
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Allow me to translate: “Here’s the deal, fuck the poor. We do not care about our rural base who will vote for us no matter how atrociously we treat them. We work for billionaires. Full stop.”
atrupar.com
SCARBOROUGH: The Nebraska Rural Health Association says at least 6 rural hospitals would have to close bc of the big beautiful bill

FLOOD: Here's the deal: Some hospitals that are rural hospitals are going to eventually have to transition from being acute bed hospitals into being an ER model
docmarvy.bsky.social
And yet once again it must be asked, is Andy Ngo intellectually dishonest or just stupid?
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What really drives me crazy is Bad Bunny is quite literally a representation of the American Dream. Dude realized it and hustled to be one of the biggest in the world. That the perpetually outraged right can’t/won’t recognize that is stunning and gross.
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darinself.com
If anyone can give farmers access to international markets its the guy who closed off access to international markets
atrupar.com
Joni Ernst: "Unfortunately, our farmers do need that assistance. They don't like it. They consider it welfare. They want trade, not aid. So we really need to see some of these new markets opening up around the globe ... but if there's anybody that can make a deal, it's President Trump."
docmarvy.bsky.social
“It’s just not a Lemon Party without Old Dick” is possibly the most unhinged reference to make it into a prime time broadcast show unless New Girl made some tubgirl reference.
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Although he’s pretty close to the time-eating meatball monster from the Langoliers TV movie.
docmarvy.bsky.social
I’d need to look up what that even means. But I’m afraid I might already know. Also I just saw my typo in the last reply and I can’t edit 😭😭😭
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“They want to give free health care to illegal immigrants” is the new “they have litter boxes in the school bathrooms” and “they’re eating the dogs and cats.” In other words a lie the right perpetuates for rage clicks.

Don’t fall for it folks.
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I’m thought it was locktober. But in that situation historically I’ve only been a keyholder. I also don’t celebrate no nut November.
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Hate that, I just got a cheap set of “slutty dad” shorts and I can’t wear the box briefs under them. But they’re too sheer for freeballin’. I guess I need to dig out the jock(?)
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Somehow it would be less ridiculous if she did this in an over the top Daffy Duck impersonation.
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“We are rolling it into infrastructure week!”
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Kind of amazing that the Infinity Castle doesn’t even seem to have one infinity pool. Real missed opportunity there, Muzan.
docmarvy.bsky.social
I feel like that particular size and shape of mustache is, in its own way, kind of a red flag.
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As far as many people are concerned this is the text of the First Amendment

america's sin-free lounge singer
@KrangTNelson
no no no you misunderstood. I said “fuck YOUR feelings”. MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird
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Karoline: the President will be happy to release all the files on Dale Earnhardt.
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Hitting the ol’ “that’s enough internet for me today” pretty early on a Thursday.