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Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 19h

Sometimes I wish i didn't have a moral compass. Sometimes I wish I was shameless. Sometimes I wish I was a ruthless dickhead who didn't mind screwing over other people to get what I want.

And sometimes I wish I didn't feel this way. But sometimes I also wish I didn't feel anything at all.

Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 1d

I give a lot of grace to music artists who use auto tune but don't actually need it. Like T Pain and Imogen Heap. They are phenomenal singers.

It's the ones who *need* auto tune and constant pitch correction to not sound like a dying animal that I hate.

Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 1d

Would.

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Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 1d

Bring back matte paintings for background. they add so much personality

Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 2d

Bill Mather’s hauntingly beautiful matte painting of Gotham City for BATMAN RETURNS (1992). Flawless.

A snow-covered Gotham skyline at nighttime with the Gotham Zoo in the foreground. Black space in the middle of painting for projection.

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Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 1d

Does it still count as "pulling a John Wick" if it's neither a dog nor your own pet? Cuz I just saw a dead kitten on the side of the road and the thought of, at the very least, pummeling whoever did it into the ground sounds very appealing.

Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 2d

Semen Wizard vs Piss Wizard in the grand battle of who gets permanent occupancy of BALLS

Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 2d

If you didn't want kids, you either should've kept it in your pants or at the very least used protection.

If you're not putting your child first in everything, you've failed as a parent and as a person. End of story.

Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 2d

Once you become a parent, you are no longer the main character of your story. Bottom line. Your happiness is now secondary if not outright irrelevant. Unless it's a result of SA, idc if you "didn't plan on becoming a parent".

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Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 3d

I need to find one of theme soundproof boxes that don't let any noise in or out and just scream for an hour or two. It wouldn't solve anything but it might make me feel slightly better.

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Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 5d

They should use masks as next year's gimmick. Like these exact child masks cuz those do exist IRL.

Can you imagine? Putting a plastic mask on a belt? That would look so silly and I want it.

Daily Tokusatsu @dailytokusatsu.bsky.social · 6d

Tojima Wants to Be a Kamen Rider
Episode 1

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Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 5d

Neither, that's actually Quipman. He's an obscure Marvel character and his power is having a comeback for literally anything you could say to him.

As you can probably guess, he's very popular among redditors.

Sean Galloway @seangallowayart.bsky.social · 6d

I can’t remember…is this Superman or Batman?

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Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 5d

There's probably thousands of people (at least) in the US alone that could make the next great culture shifting fiction novel/movie/show but we'll never get to see them because they either can't articulate/write it in a clear format and/or they don't have the right connections to make it happen

Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 7d

You ever see a lady so beautiful you just wanna fuckin kill yourself?

pierogi paul @androidpeach.bsky.social · 7d

Idk man who gives a fuck

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Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 7d

"We here at Horror Central do not accept any submissions that contain elements of Horror or creativity in general"

https://kolektiva.social/@noescape_vg 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @noescapevg.com · 9d

Then what the fuck is the point of you

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Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 7d

There seems to be a lot of these places in the US and my only question is why the fuck aren't any of them near me?

Shit, for 100 bucks, I'll exorcise the demons myself. Mephisto and Belphegor aint got shit on a 30yo burnout with nothing to lose.

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Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 7d

"This is a perfectly functioning 4 bedroom, 3 bathroom house that sits on six acres of land but it's super haunted so the real estate agency has been trying for the past decade to sell it for $100 and a written promise not to sue"

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Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 8d

Hangman is the only Men's World Champion that matters.

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 8d

hangman vs samoa joe’s sturdy ass for the world championship at aew wrestledream

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 8d

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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HBO Max | Feedback

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Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 8d

Maruchan >>>>>> Top Ramen

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⛓️ 𝔱𝔢𝔢 ⛓️ @cowboyteebop.seeks.quest · 8d

tiramisu on a beige plate with a gold fork on the right side. the text reads "the tiramisu fandom is dying" "repost if you love ladyfingers in your mouth"

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Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 8d

Barry Keoghan looks like a yassified Elon Musk

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Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 27d

Anyone who identifies as "conservative" or "right-wing" is not welcome with me. That's a hard line in the sand. There is no debate here, you are on the same side as the fascists currently in power. Fuck you.

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Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 10d

Tried to watch Challengers a couple months ago. Whole thing felt like the director/writers just wanted an excuse to film Zendaya kissing two dudes so they had to come up with a movie in order to not seem like weirdos.

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Doctor_Bored @doctorbored.bsky.social · 12d

I really need to get me a sugar mommy

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