Dr Manatee
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I don’t know if Aaron could’ve even imagined how his act of protest would reverberate around the world. I keep remembering this Mao quote. He could’ve died a worthless death for empire as a US soldier; instead he chose a hero’s death that circled the globe and touched millions, a heavy death.
March 1, 2024 at 3:23 PM
I don’t know if Aaron could’ve even imagined how his act of protest would reverberate around the world. I keep remembering this Mao quote. He could’ve died a worthless death for empire as a US soldier; instead he chose a hero’s death that circled the globe and touched millions, a heavy death.
1. Im a manatee
2. Im a doctor
3. I live in the salty swamp
4. Im doctor manatee
2. Im a doctor
3. I live in the salty swamp
4. Im doctor manatee
reskeet with 4 random facts about you:
1. I turn 39 in exactly 1 month
2. I broke both of my legs same time age 8
3. I have a paralyzed stomach which is called gastroparesis due to a botched surgery that tried to kill me for half of my 20s
4. I met Lucy Dacus the night she wrote Night Shift
1. I turn 39 in exactly 1 month
2. I broke both of my legs same time age 8
3. I have a paralyzed stomach which is called gastroparesis due to a botched surgery that tried to kill me for half of my 20s
4. I met Lucy Dacus the night she wrote Night Shift
February 29, 2024 at 1:30 AM
1. Im a manatee
2. Im a doctor
3. I live in the salty swamp
4. Im doctor manatee
2. Im a doctor
3. I live in the salty swamp
4. Im doctor manatee
Name the last song you listened to and add “in my pants” if you like
“New York Telephone Conversation In My Pants”
“New York Telephone Conversation In My Pants”
February 10, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Name the last song you listened to and add “in my pants” if you like
“New York Telephone Conversation In My Pants”
“New York Telephone Conversation In My Pants”
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How many tens of thousands have to die with Joe Biden's approval to support this ongoing genocide by our supposed ally? Feel like I'm going insane.
January 11, 2024 at 11:48 PM
How many tens of thousands have to die with Joe Biden's approval to support this ongoing genocide by our supposed ally? Feel like I'm going insane.
The best part of wearing a hat is giving it a little punch before you put it on
December 28, 2023 at 1:36 AM
The best part of wearing a hat is giving it a little punch before you put it on
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"We do not protest the war on Gaza because we have an abstract right to do so; we protest it because it is one of the great moral atrocities of our lifetimes and because the widespread refusal to admit this in America is an atrocity in its own right."
The Free-Speech Debate Is a Trap
Free speech is a public utility, not a guarantee of justice. It’s time for the left to stop expecting it to serve its values.
nymag.com
December 22, 2023 at 1:58 PM
"We do not protest the war on Gaza because we have an abstract right to do so; we protest it because it is one of the great moral atrocities of our lifetimes and because the widespread refusal to admit this in America is an atrocity in its own right."
We are voting to continue this war because we hate war so much
Sickening moral cowardice from the US who has co-signed every innocent killed, being killed right now, and to be killed by Israel every step of the way.
December 8, 2023 at 11:08 PM
We are voting to continue this war because we hate war so much
Me: I just KNOW my depression would be cured if Parquet Courts started touring again.
My bargain-bin therapist: What you need to do is, go to a concert ticket website. And the what you do is, you set an “alert” for this band, the Porky Cores.
Me: Wow, yes. That’s so simple and so smart. Damn.
My bargain-bin therapist: What you need to do is, go to a concert ticket website. And the what you do is, you set an “alert” for this band, the Porky Cores.
Me: Wow, yes. That’s so simple and so smart. Damn.
December 8, 2023 at 3:02 AM
Me: I just KNOW my depression would be cured if Parquet Courts started touring again.
My bargain-bin therapist: What you need to do is, go to a concert ticket website. And the what you do is, you set an “alert” for this band, the Porky Cores.
Me: Wow, yes. That’s so simple and so smart. Damn.
My bargain-bin therapist: What you need to do is, go to a concert ticket website. And the what you do is, you set an “alert” for this band, the Porky Cores.
Me: Wow, yes. That’s so simple and so smart. Damn.
"The Funniest Graphic Ever Designed Essential T-Shirt”. Hell yeah, Christmas is wrapped
December 7, 2023 at 4:23 PM
"The Funniest Graphic Ever Designed Essential T-Shirt”. Hell yeah, Christmas is wrapped
Also how it’s going: at top of Google results the AI generated T-shirts for the same phrase. On sale!
December 7, 2023 at 4:19 PM
Also how it’s going: at top of Google results the AI generated T-shirts for the same phrase. On sale!
Nobody told Milwaukee this game is supposed to have a Playoff Atmosphere
December 6, 2023 at 2:36 AM
Nobody told Milwaukee this game is supposed to have a Playoff Atmosphere
Celtics just gave us a preview of the finals when they’re up 2 games then go ice cold from 3 and lose in 6 😞
December 5, 2023 at 3:36 AM
Celtics just gave us a preview of the finals when they’re up 2 games then go ice cold from 3 and lose in 6 😞
Hey, Jorge? Yeah, it’s your cousin, Marvin Borges! You know that new sound you’ve been looking for?
Paraguay official resigns after signing agreement with fictional country
Paraguay official resigns after signing agreement with fictional country
A Paraguayan government official has been replaced after it was revealed that he signed a memorandum of understanding with representatives of a fugitive Indian guru’s fictional country, who also appear to have duped several local officials in the South American country.
apnews.com
November 30, 2023 at 9:49 PM
Hey, Jorge? Yeah, it’s your cousin, Marvin Borges! You know that new sound you’ve been looking for?
Josh Peck's Favorite Soup Is So Old-Fashioned and We're Loving it
November 29, 2023 at 12:19 AM
Josh Peck's Favorite Soup Is So Old-Fashioned and We're Loving it
Life’s too short to fight about the Kelce brothers
- me to my wife once a week
- me to my wife once a week
November 21, 2023 at 4:38 AM
Life’s too short to fight about the Kelce brothers
- me to my wife once a week
- me to my wife once a week
Delillo just creamed
October 6, 2023 at 2:57 PM
Delillo just creamed
Anyone sent Steven A an invite code? At the very least it’d be an interesting experiment
October 5, 2023 at 10:19 PM
Anyone sent Steven A an invite code? At the very least it’d be an interesting experiment
More like Boebert’s date ejected IN the theater, am I right? Am I right? Hello?
September 16, 2023 at 2:54 AM
More like Boebert’s date ejected IN the theater, am I right? Am I right? Hello?
This was written specifically to drive me insane
August 2, 2023 at 1:33 AM
This was written specifically to drive me insane