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The world's worst poet.
#lufc
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When you ask Chat GPT to describe #lufc in the style of Stewart Lee
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
SOUL SNATCHING… | Chelsea 2-2 Leeds Match Reaction
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February 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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It was quite astonishing to almost everyone involved that Chelsea did not beat Leeds last night. As I turned to leave the press box at full-time, I heard a local #LUFC radio commentator saying live on air: “Someone call the Met — there's been a robbery at the Bridge.” #CFC 😂
February 11, 2026 at 1:14 PM
youtu.be/2wcNwbgYmz8?... @michaeltsb.bsky.social

You listen so we don't have to.
SOUL SNATCHING… | Chelsea 2-2 Leeds Match Reaction
YouTube video by MAH
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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For goodness sake have some faith in #lufc and enjoy the ride
February 11, 2026 at 9:32 AM
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Good Lord! How is this man allowed in office 🤷‍♀️
This is overt racism. Full stop. There’s no ‘misinterpretation’ and no excuse. This is who he is, who he’s always been, and why he should never be anywhere near power again. And there’s a reason the tapes from The Apprentice have never been released.
February 6, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Liking the team and manager.
Important imho.
Side before self.
Incredibly important these days.
#lufc Lovely post from Matt.
It's nice to like the team and the manager. They're not perfect. But they are ours. And if you were one of the many Chelsea fans on the 22:15 from Clapham to Woking last night, I was the guy who kept bursting out laughing for no visible reason. #lufc
February 11, 2026 at 11:36 AM
#lufc are good at football and have a good coach, excellent support and great club spirit.
February 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Well...
February 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Carrick out
February 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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Terrific point in the end, good battle from the lads but I’ll stand by the frame of my point tbh #lufc
I’m happy to listen to Farke propaganda, he’s done a lot and convinced everybody he’s better than a lot of us thought. That said, he absolutely shits the bed away from home and anybody who can’t notice that is lying. #lufc
February 10, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Some pussies on here #lufc
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Still in it. Get to 65' and switch personnel. #lufc
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Clever line up to start from DF. All about overloads. Width vital to CFC.
February 10, 2026 at 7:16 PM
The spectre of Nigel Farage should inform all our opinion on Keir Starmer imho.
Populism is telling people what they want to hear. It preys upon selfish and simplistic motivations.
It's designed to garner power for those who desire power
February 10, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Boots. They're too flimsy. Game halted for "stamping". Yellows.
Need a minimum standard on sturdiness. @michaeltsb.bsky.social Please highlight and spread awareness/ merchandise.
February 10, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Do you think FA should look at football boots and insist on sturdier design. Yellows and even reds (cards ) for studs to top of boot. @grahamsmyth.bsky.social

The answer is yes.

Also, I'm worried CoC has been hypnotised by evil mesmerist, Uyare.
February 10, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Max Wilkins is on Twitter. Aston Villa pod. Part of Breaking Media, gambling app now the perpetrators of Football Insider.
Clicks means algorithms, targeted advertising, likely gambling orientated. Similar tales on all NewsNow sites.
I think they're all the same people branded differently. This is by "Max Wilkins". Let's have a Google...
February 10, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Luke Ayling. Good player.
February 10, 2026 at 10:18 AM
One thing the FA could do is legislate on footwear. Players getting yellows for studs to top of boots. No padding. Screw some boot deals but present designs not fit for purpose. #football #boots @davidornstein0.bsky.social #lufc
February 10, 2026 at 10:17 AM
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Whatever you think of Starmer as a leader, it doesn't seem right that someone who hasn't had anything to do with Epstein and the abusing of young women and children, is the person who should be punished the most..

Feels like a distraction to me..
February 10, 2026 at 9:45 AM
I like cleaning whilst being yelled at in a screamy voice and think mixed curling could be a great way to meet women.
February 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The lad's agent has dropped Graeme a text and the former Accrington Stanley Centre Back would love a move to the Premier League. Ross is the 4th player linked to #lufc post-window.
February 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Feeling a bit better after prolonged head cold/ near death experience. Probs fewer tweets from me tm onwards.
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 PM