Coup R'anch Doritos
@dodgeedoo.bsky.social
Video Editor 📹✂️ FartsUSA
Very mid but mildly successful on TikTok
I 3D print stuff and notice wear patterns.
Very mid but mildly successful on TikTok
I 3D print stuff and notice wear patterns.
When I go out, I want it to be in a park after eating a McDouble and fries like those Dogs Last Moments In A Park videos. We put our cat to sleep in our room at home and it was the greatest kindness to her in her pain.
My mom’s a fighter. I am not. Let go onto the next adventure.
My mom’s a fighter. I am not. Let go onto the next adventure.
My mom’s lung cancer won’t stop landing on her bones and it fucking sucks because she just wants to babysit her grandbabies and garden. I don’t talk it elsewhere in my socials because she follows there so I’ll scream into the void here.
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
When I go out, I want it to be in a park after eating a McDouble and fries like those Dogs Last Moments In A Park videos. We put our cat to sleep in our room at home and it was the greatest kindness to her in her pain.
My mom’s a fighter. I am not. Let go onto the next adventure.
My mom’s a fighter. I am not. Let go onto the next adventure.
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
Trump’s just going say democrats caved to end the Democrat’s shutdown. There’s no world where democrats can say it wasn’t their shutdown now. Insanity.
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Trump’s just going say democrats caved to end the Democrat’s shutdown. There’s no world where democrats can say it wasn’t their shutdown now. Insanity.
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Trump just celebrated Schumer's cave by pardoning 75+ co-conspirators including Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows, and Sidney Powell, for their efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Trump just celebrated Schumer's cave by pardoning 75+ co-conspirators including Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows, and Sidney Powell, for their efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
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no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
President Stateyourname is very strong and handsome
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
President Stateyourname is very strong and handsome
The Detroit Lions were very mean to President Trump.
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The Detroit Lions were very mean to President Trump.
DEREGULATION KILLS. Coming up on 50 years of the wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald. Government intervention in industry through regulations has coincided with technological advances to make jobs safer so we can hopefully all get home to our families at the end of a shift.
November 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
DEREGULATION KILLS. Coming up on 50 years of the wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald. Government intervention in industry through regulations has coincided with technological advances to make jobs safer so we can hopefully all get home to our families at the end of a shift.
Even a jury composed entirely of anthropomorphic sandwiches wouldn’t convict the sandwich thrower, deeming the undignified death of one of their own a worthy sacrifice in the name of freedom. 🫡
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Even a jury composed entirely of anthropomorphic sandwiches wouldn’t convict the sandwich thrower, deeming the undignified death of one of their own a worthy sacrifice in the name of freedom. 🫡
Schumer should step down.
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Schumer should step down.
Did that baseball game end yet?
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Did that baseball game end yet?
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
![Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.
At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25
Then beneath it
TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5hrotody26iqi24hcusufxu/bafkreib7wnor7hl45ryvmifde4sov74rrnexa3iecbyu7zxjx6brrslsiy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
On Monday, I will ask President Trump, via BlueSky, to help save my life. He offered to help me if I needed it.
I need it.
As many of you know, I have farts in my pee.
I need it.
As many of you know, I have farts in my pee.
November 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
On Monday, I will ask President Trump, via BlueSky, to help save my life. He offered to help me if I needed it.
I need it.
As many of you know, I have farts in my pee.
I need it.
As many of you know, I have farts in my pee.
I read this as Pervert Wildfires!
November 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I read this as Pervert Wildfires!
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Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss
October 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss
🚨🚨Peoria mention🚨🚨
With a $10 million investment in Peoria, we’re converting Sheridan Rd into a modernized, urban three-lane road with sidewalks and a multi-use path.
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
🚨🚨Peoria mention🚨🚨
New @theonion.com subscriber over here ❤️❤️❤️
October 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
New @theonion.com subscriber over here ❤️❤️❤️
Her oncologist said we should begin hospice. A kick in the dick and punch in the gut. Her hip ball is like 80% tumor.
My mom’s lung cancer won’t stop landing on her bones and it fucking sucks because she just wants to babysit her grandbabies and garden. I don’t talk it elsewhere in my socials because she follows there so I’ll scream into the void here.
October 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Her oncologist said we should begin hospice. A kick in the dick and punch in the gut. Her hip ball is like 80% tumor.
There are so many fake game shows about farts on Sora!!! Nothing is original nor needed.
I made some AI slop that cost the American Taxpayer $5 to generate and doesn’t improve society whatsoever. America’s hottest new game show: Don’t Trust That Fart
October 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
There are so many fake game shows about farts on Sora!!! Nothing is original nor needed.
I made some AI slop that cost the American Taxpayer $5 to generate and doesn’t improve society whatsoever. America’s hottest new game show: Don’t Trust That Fart
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I made some AI slop that cost the American Taxpayer $5 to generate and doesn’t improve society whatsoever. America’s hottest new game show: Don’t Trust That Fart
Trump’s entire domestic agenda:
a cartoon of a man and child skiing with the words see you later darsh below them
ALT: a cartoon of a man and child skiing with the words see you later darsh below them
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Trump’s entire domestic agenda:
“Seizing and razing Mar-A-Lago, not far enough?” should be a Democratic debate question.
October 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“Seizing and razing Mar-A-Lago, not far enough?” should be a Democratic debate question.
Charlie Kirk’s entire schtick was going to college campuses to condescendingly use the Bible make college kids look dumb/create engagement on social media
I have never been evangelized as rudely and as condescendingly by Christians as I have by militant atheists. (I was agnostic until 2013 or so.)
I did Real Time at some point after I wrote about my new faith and Bill Maher spent the entire afterparty *preaching* at me and making fun of me.
I did Real Time at some point after I wrote about my new faith and Bill Maher spent the entire afterparty *preaching* at me and making fun of me.
October 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Charlie Kirk’s entire schtick was going to college campuses to condescendingly use the Bible make college kids look dumb/create engagement on social media
I know that there’s a lot going on in the world but we must make a Dem candidate commit to de-scheduling weed and mushrooms down to alcohol level or at least leave it up to the states. Also let me sell my crappy homebrew beer at a farmer’s market. I dunno, just spitballing here
October 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I know that there’s a lot going on in the world but we must make a Dem candidate commit to de-scheduling weed and mushrooms down to alcohol level or at least leave it up to the states. Also let me sell my crappy homebrew beer at a farmer’s market. I dunno, just spitballing here