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DodgeeDoo
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Video Editor ๐Ÿ“นโœ‚๏ธ FartsUSA
Very mid but mildly successful on TikTok
I 3D print stuff and notice wear patterns.
My cousin was his stand in on the show and he said the dude was so nice and so genuinely cool.
February 11, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Blond hair blue eyed woman smiling and laughing away is so chilling
February 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
The 0.1% are technically a minority of the population
February 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Liberal leaders are still supporting deeply unpopular fascist policies.

If democrats cannot win with the left, a simple negotiation tactic would be to support nominees who can win those votes. ๐Ÿ‘
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
The NYT already injected ICE & CBP into the conversation in the article because the suspect lives in the *same town* there the Obama era Fast and Furious gun smuggling operation was revealed.
February 11, 2026 at 9:28 AM
American Sniper tears as fake as the American Sniper baby
a woman in a pink sweater is covering her eyes
ALT: a woman in a pink sweater is covering her eyes
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:16 AM
If theyโ€™re doing this to a white model immigrant with an American wife, they have to be murdering people.
February 10, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Hitler too care very little for economics, or simply didnโ€™t understand it because it was too complicated. Just line must go up stuff. Trumpโ€™s the exact same. Itโ€™s all so predictable.
February 10, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Masterfully done, sir! Surely it will work this time! I believe in you and your leadership. No notes.
February 10, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Class of 2002 here. How fucking dare you call us hamfisted class clowns out like this? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

(Only in the last 5-10 years have I started openly calling myself bisexual. My fellow-voted-class-clown pictured alongside me in the senior yearbook is a lesbian now).
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Bad Bunny literally says โ€œselfie, say cheese.โ€ in english what the fuck else do you turds want? You complain when you can understand the lyrics, when you canโ€™t. Thereโ€™s no pleasing the constantly aggrieved Right.
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Are our favorite artists saving up absolute bangers to drop when it happens? Not to themed, just bangers in the can, primed and ready.
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Theyโ€™re exterminating people and are expecting pardons.
February 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I love this sports app I also use for other things between sports
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The groundhog must pay for his crimes.
February 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
These ghouls have to actually campaign this year and canโ€™t skate by on Trump being on the ballot. All the blame, none of the boost. And theyโ€™re going to say the most insane, smug crap out in public to angry voters. Itโ€™s gonna be brutal for them.
February 9, 2026 at 10:47 PM
GWBush appointed Kathleen Cardone basically says โ€˜sure ICEs computer system created incorrect dates, and no one witnessed the signature, and he supposedly signed it after days without sleep, but there is a signature there so heโ€™s shit out of luck.โ€™

NIGHTMARE!

www.courtlistener.com/docket/71921...
Order AND ~Util - Terminate Civil Case โ€“ #27 in Culleton v. De Anda-Ybarra (W.D. Tex., 3:25-cv-00554) โ€“ CourtListener.com
ORDER denying Petitioner's Amended Petition re 4 Amended Complaint filed by Seamus Thomas Culleton, and Closing Civil Case. Signed by Judge Kathleen Cardone. (em) (Entered: 01/23/2026)
www.courtlistener.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
โ€˜Sure we tortured you, but you probably signed the document so itโ€™s legally binding because we said soโ€™

www.courtlistener.com/docket/71921...
Order AND ~Util - Terminate Civil Case โ€“ #27 in Culleton v. De Anda-Ybarra (W.D. Tex., 3:25-cv-00554) โ€“ CourtListener.com
ORDER denying Petitioner's Amended Petition re 4 Amended Complaint filed by Seamus Thomas Culleton, and Closing Civil Case. Signed by Judge Kathleen Cardone. (em) (Entered: 01/23/2026)
www.courtlistener.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Judge Kathleen Cardone essentially says โ€œsure the poor guy was kept awake and no one saw him sign the document, but there is a signature there which sorta looks like his signature on a check and heโ€™s been in a torture camp this whole time because of bad govt paperwork snafus but themโ€™s the rules!โ€
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Not randomly pulled over. They read every license plate in HOME DEPOT PARKING LOT and found his.

G W Bush appointed judge then tells him after almost 5 months in detention to reapply to the courts beyond 6 months to seek habeas corpus.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 PM
On month 5 of detention, G W Bush appointed judge Kathleen Cardone told him to reapply habeas corpus after 6 months. Knowing full well itโ€™ll take many more months to get into the courts and sorted out. MONSTERS.
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
GWB appointed judge in Texas told him on month 5 to reapply for a writ of habeas corpus on month 6 if he wasnโ€™t yet released. Cruel and heartless monsters. This cannot be reformed. Abolish it.
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Gutless and heartless GWB appointed judge. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 PM