SwisherSavories
@dodgeedoo.bsky.social
Video Editor 📹✂️ FartsUSA
Very mid but mildly successful on TikTok
I 3D print stuff and notice wear patterns.
Very mid but mildly successful on TikTok
I 3D print stuff and notice wear patterns.
Ashli Babbitt truthers are incredible because she was climbing through a broken glass window when she was repeatedly warned not to or she would be shot and she got shot and it’s all on video and there’s nothing to dispute but they still dispute it wasn’t her fault.
January 6, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Ashli Babbitt truthers are incredible because she was climbing through a broken glass window when she was repeatedly warned not to or she would be shot and she got shot and it’s all on video and there’s nothing to dispute but they still dispute it wasn’t her fault.
We should have known the Epstein files weren’t going to be released when Bill Clinton demanded they release them in full, knowing full well they wouldn’t.
January 6, 2026 at 2:16 PM
We should have known the Epstein files weren’t going to be released when Bill Clinton demanded they release them in full, knowing full well they wouldn’t.
Did you or someone you know ever wind up on America’s Funniest Videos? I knew one family in our suburb who got 3rd for a video of a piece of trash they thought was a crocodile? I can’t remember but AFV thought it was funny. 🤷
January 5, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Did you or someone you know ever wind up on America’s Funniest Videos? I knew one family in our suburb who got 3rd for a video of a piece of trash they thought was a crocodile? I can’t remember but AFV thought it was funny. 🤷
I’m just glad Scott Adams is still alive to witness the America First Maduro attack.
January 4, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I’m just glad Scott Adams is still alive to witness the America First Maduro attack.
Trump and him should duke it out. Maduro would tower over him. 0% chance Trump even measures 6’1” anymore.
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Trump and him should duke it out. Maduro would tower over him. 0% chance Trump even measures 6’1” anymore.
How many have died in Venezuela because of this attack?
January 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
How many have died in Venezuela because of this attack?
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January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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“Grok, show me a nude Tayne.”
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January 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
“Grok, show me a nude Tayne.”
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If we can regrow teeth, can we grow them to be cool? Like fangs n shit?
January 2, 2026 at 2:10 AM
If we can regrow teeth, can we grow them to be cool? Like fangs n shit?
I’ve not had the time nor energy to care about stranger things so I just assume everything is a spoiler at this point.
January 1, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I’ve not had the time nor energy to care about stranger things so I just assume everything is a spoiler at this point.
@nespressousa.bsky.social why don’t you have a Nespresso Boutique pop up at the Morton Pumpkin Festival serving Nespresso pumpkin spice coffee and other fall flavors? It’s the gosh darn Home of Libby’s pumpkin, your sister within the Nestle portfolio. It’s called synergy, baby!
December 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
@nespressousa.bsky.social why don’t you have a Nespresso Boutique pop up at the Morton Pumpkin Festival serving Nespresso pumpkin spice coffee and other fall flavors? It’s the gosh darn Home of Libby’s pumpkin, your sister within the Nestle portfolio. It’s called synergy, baby!
William Shatner once asked me “How’s the chicken today?” to which I responded, “It’s California Chicken Cafe, so it’s pretty good.”
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
William Shatner once asked me “How’s the chicken today?” to which I responded, “It’s California Chicken Cafe, so it’s pretty good.”
15 days ago, I was at my mom’s side as her body shut down and she died at home from cancer. How anyone can view assisted suicide as a bad thing is beyond me.
She was gone. The she that made up her wasn’t in there. Those connections were severed. It was already done.
Let them go already.
She was gone. The she that made up her wasn’t in there. Those connections were severed. It was already done.
Let them go already.
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
15 days ago, I was at my mom’s side as her body shut down and she died at home from cancer. How anyone can view assisted suicide as a bad thing is beyond me.
She was gone. The she that made up her wasn’t in there. Those connections were severed. It was already done.
Let them go already.
She was gone. The she that made up her wasn’t in there. Those connections were severed. It was already done.
Let them go already.
Why aren’t prenatal vitamins free? It would save a shit ton lives. Shit if they’re so goddamn concerned about teen sperm count, why aren’t men’s vitamins free for men?
Seems like something these freaks would enjoy spending money on.
Seems like something these freaks would enjoy spending money on.
December 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Why aren’t prenatal vitamins free? It would save a shit ton lives. Shit if they’re so goddamn concerned about teen sperm count, why aren’t men’s vitamins free for men?
Seems like something these freaks would enjoy spending money on.
Seems like something these freaks would enjoy spending money on.
Biblically accurate grinch
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Biblically accurate grinch
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Holding a story because the subject of reporting refuses to provide comment is b.s. and everyone knows it, even Bari Weiss.
Just Google "request for comment" and "site:https://www.thefp.com" and you'll see pages of stories on Weiss' own website published without comment.
Just Google "request for comment" and "site:https://www.thefp.com" and you'll see pages of stories on Weiss' own website published without comment.
CBS News chief Bari Weiss pulls 60 Minutes story
Weiss said investigation had to include comments from Trump administration
60M's Sharyn Alfonsi said multiple US agencies refused to comment - and this lets WH veto coverage
My NPR story
www.npr.org/2025/12/22/g...
Weiss said investigation had to include comments from Trump administration
60M's Sharyn Alfonsi said multiple US agencies refused to comment - and this lets WH veto coverage
My NPR story
www.npr.org/2025/12/22/g...
CBS News chief Bari Weiss pulls '60 Minutes' story, sparking outcry
CBS News Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss pulled a 60 Minutes segment on allegations of abuses at an El Salvador detention center where the Trump administration sent hundreds of Venezuelan migrants.
www.npr.org
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Holding a story because the subject of reporting refuses to provide comment is b.s. and everyone knows it, even Bari Weiss.
Just Google "request for comment" and "site:https://www.thefp.com" and you'll see pages of stories on Weiss' own website published without comment.
Just Google "request for comment" and "site:https://www.thefp.com" and you'll see pages of stories on Weiss' own website published without comment.
Letting an LLM hallucinate its way through a book on how people are very mean to our President. I am a great thinker, serious person, and now I’m rich.
December 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Letting an LLM hallucinate its way through a book on how people are very mean to our President. I am a great thinker, serious person, and now I’m rich.
Found this hat. What should I do with it?
December 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Found this hat. What should I do with it?
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I've surveyed the political scene and in my expert judgment the voters hunger for candidates who are sniveling little weasels who don't believe in anything
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I've surveyed the political scene and in my expert judgment the voters hunger for candidates who are sniveling little weasels who don't believe in anything
Liberals nodding and agreeing
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Liberals nodding and agreeing
These Epstein Files must be baaaaaad
December 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
These Epstein Files must be baaaaaad
Lung cancer killed my mom, but conspiracy theories/medical distrust inspired by Trump, Joe Rogan, Info Wars and the like set into motion a horrific 18 month battle against a treatable cancer.
I cannot stress to you enough to stop smoking cigarettes and/or stop rotting your brain w/ RW content.
I cannot stress to you enough to stop smoking cigarettes and/or stop rotting your brain w/ RW content.
December 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Lung cancer killed my mom, but conspiracy theories/medical distrust inspired by Trump, Joe Rogan, Info Wars and the like set into motion a horrific 18 month battle against a treatable cancer.
I cannot stress to you enough to stop smoking cigarettes and/or stop rotting your brain w/ RW content.
I cannot stress to you enough to stop smoking cigarettes and/or stop rotting your brain w/ RW content.
My mom passed way this morning surrounded by her kids and her husband.
I’ve never witnessed a passing before and it’s absolutely fucked up we don’t allow assisted suicide on hospice. A nurse giving her a peaceful lethal injection yesterday or the day before wouldn’t have changed the outcome.
I’ve never witnessed a passing before and it’s absolutely fucked up we don’t allow assisted suicide on hospice. A nurse giving her a peaceful lethal injection yesterday or the day before wouldn’t have changed the outcome.
December 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My mom passed way this morning surrounded by her kids and her husband.
I’ve never witnessed a passing before and it’s absolutely fucked up we don’t allow assisted suicide on hospice. A nurse giving her a peaceful lethal injection yesterday or the day before wouldn’t have changed the outcome.
I’ve never witnessed a passing before and it’s absolutely fucked up we don’t allow assisted suicide on hospice. A nurse giving her a peaceful lethal injection yesterday or the day before wouldn’t have changed the outcome.
Surely Bari Weiss will be hosting a CBS Town Hall with Bari Weiss alongside Tracey Reiner to discuss her father’s murder. Right? No? She isn’t?
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Surely Bari Weiss will be hosting a CBS Town Hall with Bari Weiss alongside Tracey Reiner to discuss her father’s murder. Right? No? She isn’t?
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Apropos to a post I'm not going to quote: no, you are not fucking obliged to battle the fucking right on fucking social media, or go to where they are. Why make yourself miserable shouting at bots (who don't care) or trolls (who get off on your misery). Make your fucking social media enjoyable, FFS.
December 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Apropos to a post I'm not going to quote: no, you are not fucking obliged to battle the fucking right on fucking social media, or go to where they are. Why make yourself miserable shouting at bots (who don't care) or trolls (who get off on your misery). Make your fucking social media enjoyable, FFS.