“‘Oh god I just want to home to my wife and kids. Please don’t shoot.’ finally becomes real. Your choices directly their lives, and the lives of their families. Your decision affect whole communities and even generations of NPCs. Welcome to the future of NVIDIA.”

“For the first time ever, our NPCs will have faced joy and humiliation, on a scale unimaginable just one year ago. The moment you install the game, the clock starts. Our AI boots up a simulation that runs these NPCs through entire lives of humiliation leading up to your character’s interaction.”

“We don’t like fascists. We hate everything about this administration. Although…”

Primarying everyone at this point. This party stinks.

Lord I’m just now remembering him as trump’s right hand at all those parties then they jettisoned him like a pathetic freak

Senate minority leader Bernie Sanders (adding a curve to that (I) to form a (D))

He burned Bush and the then neo-cons on Iraq so hard. Unheard of back then for any serious Republican Party member. Roasted them. And took over their party.

I feel left out. From now on I’ll be wearing a sign around my neck that tells people “I’m listening to an audiobook.”

Oh my god I hate this party so much for enabling fascists

Wrong. Nice try though. All Democrats in the senate wanted this so they could enjoy thanksgiving far and happy

My senators in Illinois don’t accept calls for opinions on legislation. Cool @duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov

It’s Mueller Time™️

On hearing this, Jesus said to them, “It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners.”

How the fuck is this a gotcha?

It’s wild they get mad at Mao for the landlord thing but like they are a couple months away from arriving at the same conclusion, only they think immigrants are landlords somehow.

No more than 8 hours devoted to work, this includes commuting and meals while at work.

Barcelona By The Numbers:

Medicare for all but every 2-4 years, the party in power gets to decide the care you receive. Democrats let you get an MRI and Republicans tell you to take a hike. I see no problems with Trumpcare.