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doggydumbass.bsky.social
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@doggydumbass.bsky.social
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i fuck dudes and get stoned, i'm out the old testament. mdni, i be talking about dick and balls and such on occasion not a lewd account, the muse is just a weird sex creature so he talks about it sometimes
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doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · Nov 25
MUSE DETAILS!

Jeffery D. Canis

325 years old

Any pronouns but He/Him is usually fine

Fucked up dog person of unknown origin, varies between verses

Height varies, usually around 9'9

Genderfluid Pansexual
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doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 14h
oh they freaked out in here
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 3d
pull up on me trust you will be touched
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 22d
though most people die when that happens so i dunno what they're gonna make of you
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 22d
place where smart people fix. whatever's going on there
shiftingmound.bsky.social
The Witch. @shiftingmound.bsky.social · 22d
I'm in excruciating pain every waking second. What is a hospital
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 22d
does she need to go to the hospital or is she just like that
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doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 22d
does she need to go to the hospital or is she just like that
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 23d
i only heard biting and fingering, what's up.
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 24d
*the moment the glob gets near him, he snatches it out of the air. and then he shoves it into his mouth. what.*

. why did i do that.
gatorterror.bsky.social
𝓩𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀. @gatorterror.bsky.social · 24d
someone relaxing, they assumed. though, he was. different. like her 'different'. instead of speaking up directly, she dips under the water to grab a glob of soggy vegetation. floating up and tossing it nearby to get his attention.
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 26d
*he's been just kinda. lying on his back, staring up on the sky. unclear what he's up to, but he hasn't moved at all since he started being watched.*
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 26d
same here!

maybe just. goin' for a walk or somethin'? catch up a bit?
an-endless-cycle.bsky.social
* 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝. @an-endless-cycle.bsky.social · 27d
* 𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚎.
* 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚎'𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝.
* 𝙸𝚏 𝚠𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝, 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎.
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 27d
we should!

i, uh. still ain't great at comin' up with date ideas.
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 26d
*he's been just kinda. lying on his back, staring up on the sky. unclear what he's up to, but he hasn't moved at all since he started being watched.*
gatorterror.bsky.social
𝓩𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀. @gatorterror.bsky.social · 26d
@doggydumbass.bsky.social

they’ve been staring at the other from a river they’ve been floating about it. just their eyes and top of their head were visible as they swam along. interested in the other for some reason or another.
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 27d
we should!

i, uh. still ain't great at comin' up with date ideas.
an-endless-cycle.bsky.social
* 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝. @an-endless-cycle.bsky.social · 27d
* 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚠.
* 𝚆𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚍𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔?
* 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘?
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 27d
sure has!

*he's not used to being the one who gets picked up. he's fine with it, though.*
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 27d
pfft. whatever you say.
catventor.bsky.social
𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂 @catventor.bsky.social · 27d
Me's to say. I know what you like!
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 27d
that might be an ulterior motive, who's to say.
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 27d
that might be an ulterior motive, who's to say.
catventor.bsky.social
𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂 @catventor.bsky.social · 27d
You just want me blushing!
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 27d
maybe i need to say it more often, then.
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 27d
maybe i need to say it more often, then.
catventor.bsky.social
𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂 @catventor.bsky.social · 28d
It still surprises me every time I remember.
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 28d
i thought i'd made that pretty clear at this point.
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 27d
sure has!

*he's not used to being the one who gets picked up. he's fine with it, though.*
an-endless-cycle.bsky.social
* 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝. @an-endless-cycle.bsky.social · 28d
* 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜.

[ He gives him a quick peck on the cheek. ]

* 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎, 𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚝?
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 28d
woAH shit-

*he's a little started, but immediately devolves into giggling afterwards.*

hiii, hon.
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 28d
you got it!

*he grabs the blade by. the blade. inspecting it for a moment before shoving the entire thing into his mouth.*
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 28d
*he assumes people understand the insane shit he's planning more often than he probably should.*

didn't know it was already claimed, i'll. find somethin' else to eat.
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doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 28d
maaaaaan.

*he was gonna eat it.*
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doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 28d
woag. cool knife,,
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doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 28d
i thought i'd made that pretty clear at this point.
catventor.bsky.social
𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂 @catventor.bsky.social · 28d
Oh o///o
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 28d
iii. think you're hot?
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 28d
iii. think you're hot?
catventor.bsky.social
𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂 @catventor.bsky.social · 28d
How so?
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 28d
yes, you!
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 28d
yes, you!
catventor.bsky.social
𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂 @catventor.bsky.social · 28d
[ Stares at him for a moment then laughs a bit. ]

Me?
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 28d
*he snickers, poking her on the nose.*

talkin' about you, cass.
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 28d
*he snickers, poking her on the nose.*

talkin' about you, cass.
catventor.bsky.social
𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂 @catventor.bsky.social · 28d
Where?

[ Looking around. ]
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 28d
maaan.

guess it's not all that bad, i already got one right here.
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 28d
maaan.

guess it's not all that bad, i already got one right here.
catventor.bsky.social
𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂 @catventor.bsky.social · 28d
I'm still not letting any bad bitches get you.
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 28d
heehee.
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 28d
woAH shit-

*he's a little started, but immediately devolves into giggling afterwards.*

hiii, hon.
an-endless-cycle.bsky.social
* 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝. @an-endless-cycle.bsky.social · 28d
@doggydumbass.bsky.social

* 𝙶𝚎𝚝 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎.

[ He scoops Canis off the ground, carrying him bridal style like it’s no big deal. Yeah, he definitely missed him—not that he’s gonna say it out loud. I mean, does he even need to? It’s basically public knowledge by now. ]
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 28d
heehee.
catventor.bsky.social
𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂 @catventor.bsky.social · 28d
Okay, yeah. I do.
doggydumbass.bsky.social
the featured creature @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 28d
'n you love me for it.