Xi Jinping
@dogmob.bsky.social
Ask me about anger, paranoia and demands for retribution
DMV-area Reform in-laws
December 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
DMV-area Reform in-laws
Now very thirsty for Mary Poppins
December 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Now very thirsty for Mary Poppins
Reposted by Xi Jinping
me, smart, a big-shot university president, paying the Danegeld: that should be the last we hear from the Dane
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
me, smart, a big-shot university president, paying the Danegeld: that should be the last we hear from the Dane
Update: SOCIALISM IN ONE CITY
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Update: SOCIALISM IN ONE CITY
That formulation at least avoids a falsehood, even while avoiding the most important facts about the deceased
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
That formulation at least avoids a falsehood, even while avoiding the most important facts about the deceased
I don't remember a time when NPR wasn't basically conservative. You can hear a segment on the minimum wage featuring input only from business owners, or a story about famine in Gaza with sound items exclusively from Israelis.
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I don't remember a time when NPR wasn't basically conservative. You can hear a segment on the minimum wage featuring input only from business owners, or a story about famine in Gaza with sound items exclusively from Israelis.
Here's an idea: during the shutdown, my family will abstain from takeout and donate to the food bank instead
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Here's an idea: during the shutdown, my family will abstain from takeout and donate to the food bank instead
NPR reported his death saying "he was an advocate for the Iraq war, which was based on faulty intelligence." Everyone knows that's a lie, but they have to report it that way to be polite
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
NPR reported his death saying "he was an advocate for the Iraq war, which was based on faulty intelligence." Everyone knows that's a lie, but they have to report it that way to be polite
Will the people of Medford, Massachusetts retain their socialist supermajorities on the city counsel and school boards? Probably not
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Will the people of Medford, Massachusetts retain their socialist supermajorities on the city counsel and school boards? Probably not
I'm sorry, I don't take any pleasure in Cheney being dead. People die. This is not justice
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I'm sorry, I don't take any pleasure in Cheney being dead. People die. This is not justice
Right, it's annoying that he's doing it, but the sanctimony isn't for me. But I guess it hits for almost everyone else
October 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Right, it's annoying that he's doing it, but the sanctimony isn't for me. But I guess it hits for almost everyone else
I'm imagining the new ones they'll put in
October 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I'm imagining the new ones they'll put in
It's because professional money managers often aren't worth paying. The market is too unpredictable over time to consistently reward human effort
October 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It's because professional money managers often aren't worth paying. The market is too unpredictable over time to consistently reward human effort
Reading Exodus on the MBTA and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the tram know I disagree with it.
September 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Reading Exodus on the MBTA and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the tram know I disagree with it.
Does it show this particular tweet?
September 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Does it show this particular tweet?
I'm the guy who wipes down the loads
August 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I'm the guy who wipes down the loads
I have nothing but contempt for the middle aged. And anyone older than me! Haha who would be like that
August 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I have nothing but contempt for the middle aged. And anyone older than me! Haha who would be like that
Roll up trailing a cloud of asbestos, Geiger counter ticking like the ice cream truck song
August 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Roll up trailing a cloud of asbestos, Geiger counter ticking like the ice cream truck song
Bring me my golf cart. I'm going to the bar
August 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Bring me my golf cart. I'm going to the bar
I bought 500 bulk cards at a game shop for $5 a couple weeks ago. Some with foil. I plan to dole these out singly or in pairs until he he either loses interest or wants to actually play the game
August 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I bought 500 bulk cards at a game shop for $5 a couple weeks ago. Some with foil. I plan to dole these out singly or in pairs until he he either loses interest or wants to actually play the game
I'm writing to my congressperson about this
July 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I'm writing to my congressperson about this
Carthage Must Be Given a Kiss
July 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Carthage Must Be Given a Kiss
On the NYT piece about the increasingly stifling and deadly summer conditions in Karachi, commenters rue the cultural practice of women wearing hijabs in the heat. How about criticizing the western cultural practice of boiling the planet?
July 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
On the NYT piece about the increasingly stifling and deadly summer conditions in Karachi, commenters rue the cultural practice of women wearing hijabs in the heat. How about criticizing the western cultural practice of boiling the planet?