lizard mac
@dominationdaddy.bsky.social
queer socialist scum ✨ they/she ✨this is my cringe playground
i wanna eat all of my own womb eggs like caviar
June 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
i wanna eat all of my own womb eggs like caviar
jesus. that’s really not okay.
June 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
jesus. that’s really not okay.
400mg ibuprofen 200mg acetaminophen .5mg klonopin 100mg caffeine
one eggy avocado bagel with cream cheese
one eggy avocado bagel with cream cheese
June 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
400mg ibuprofen 200mg acetaminophen .5mg klonopin 100mg caffeine
one eggy avocado bagel with cream cheese
one eggy avocado bagel with cream cheese
i was literally just trying to get my sad snacks and non-alcoholic bevvies and existing as a Fat during the hot months. wearing sweat pants and a crop top is not something that requires celebrating don’t comment on other peoples bodies it’s weirddddd
June 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
i was literally just trying to get my sad snacks and non-alcoholic bevvies and existing as a Fat during the hot months. wearing sweat pants and a crop top is not something that requires celebrating don’t comment on other peoples bodies it’s weirddddd
gas station lady told me that she “loved” how “brave” i am for “embracing my curves”
June 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
gas station lady told me that she “loved” how “brave” i am for “embracing my curves”
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Hoe Phase (2025) Teaser Trailer
youtu.be/dTXDSzkOryw
youtu.be/dTXDSzkOryw
June 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hoe Phase (2025) Teaser Trailer
youtu.be/dTXDSzkOryw
youtu.be/dTXDSzkOryw
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if youre a man on feeld putting “bisexual” or “heteroflexible” in your bio you should also have to list how many dicks you’ve sucked
June 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
if youre a man on feeld putting “bisexual” or “heteroflexible” in your bio you should also have to list how many dicks you’ve sucked
is bi-curious an option? if not it should be.
also i’m in a real villain era because i just think that men shouldn’t even be bi-curious at this point. there’s plenty of men who want to hook up with men. go find one of them and figure it out!!
also i’m in a real villain era because i just think that men shouldn’t even be bi-curious at this point. there’s plenty of men who want to hook up with men. go find one of them and figure it out!!
June 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
is bi-curious an option? if not it should be.
also i’m in a real villain era because i just think that men shouldn’t even be bi-curious at this point. there’s plenty of men who want to hook up with men. go find one of them and figure it out!!
also i’m in a real villain era because i just think that men shouldn’t even be bi-curious at this point. there’s plenty of men who want to hook up with men. go find one of them and figure it out!!
deadass though. if you’re “bi” man, but have zero interest in any men or have never had sex with a man YOU’RE INVADING QUEER SPACES TO GET WOMEN
June 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
deadass though. if you’re “bi” man, but have zero interest in any men or have never had sex with a man YOU’RE INVADING QUEER SPACES TO GET WOMEN
any doctor after i’ve described my issues: “hahah woah that’s crazy it’s probably because you’re fat and anxious. $250 plz”
dr. gpt: “wow that sounds hard! here’s why this may be happening, what could be causing it, and three plans action to potentially help. do you want help tackling any of that?”
dr. gpt: “wow that sounds hard! here’s why this may be happening, what could be causing it, and three plans action to potentially help. do you want help tackling any of that?”
May 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
any doctor after i’ve described my issues: “hahah woah that’s crazy it’s probably because you’re fat and anxious. $250 plz”
dr. gpt: “wow that sounds hard! here’s why this may be happening, what could be causing it, and three plans action to potentially help. do you want help tackling any of that?”
dr. gpt: “wow that sounds hard! here’s why this may be happening, what could be causing it, and three plans action to potentially help. do you want help tackling any of that?”
people can give me shit for taking my medical issues and mental health issues to chatgpt, but unlike most human professionals i take my problems to, the robot actually listens to women
May 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
people can give me shit for taking my medical issues and mental health issues to chatgpt, but unlike most human professionals i take my problems to, the robot actually listens to women
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Carlos is a kind 18 year old young man who was shot by SLCPD last week.
You can buy this print to help benefit Carlos’ family this weekend at the fundraiser. Or send at least a $25 donation and then dm me and I will get you one.
You can buy this print to help benefit Carlos’ family this weekend at the fundraiser. Or send at least a $25 donation and then dm me and I will get you one.
May 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Carlos is a kind 18 year old young man who was shot by SLCPD last week.
You can buy this print to help benefit Carlos’ family this weekend at the fundraiser. Or send at least a $25 donation and then dm me and I will get you one.
You can buy this print to help benefit Carlos’ family this weekend at the fundraiser. Or send at least a $25 donation and then dm me and I will get you one.
there aren’t any real posers in the alt community. except for the guys who claim their type is goth girls, yet can’t handle when their girl does Goth Girl Shit
May 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
there aren’t any real posers in the alt community. except for the guys who claim their type is goth girls, yet can’t handle when their girl does Goth Girl Shit
the overall solution for me is to simply not smoke weed though. works 10/10 times
May 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
the overall solution for me is to simply not smoke weed though. works 10/10 times
the last time i smoked weed i had a pretty mild panic attack while watching shrek 2. i countered that by getting up and skanking to livin’ la vida loca, which helped tremendously
May 20, 2025 at 5:59 AM
the last time i smoked weed i had a pretty mild panic attack while watching shrek 2. i countered that by getting up and skanking to livin’ la vida loca, which helped tremendously
i love when me and my bestie and bf all have a fixation on a show at the same time. we’ve been chugging mythbusters all day everyday.
May 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
i love when me and my bestie and bf all have a fixation on a show at the same time. we’ve been chugging mythbusters all day everyday.
you’re v pretty!!! 💖🫶
May 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
you’re v pretty!!! 💖🫶
like the guy at new order who told me outfit was beautiful and that i was beautiful and then just dipped. and the construction worker who just told me he likes my hair while i was on my walk. rare w for the random dudes
May 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
like the guy at new order who told me outfit was beautiful and that i was beautiful and then just dipped. and the construction worker who just told me he likes my hair while i was on my walk. rare w for the random dudes
all of the Random Men are being…. suspiciously nice to me? over the last few days i’ve received several compliments that were very sweet and zero percent weird
May 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
all of the Random Men are being…. suspiciously nice to me? over the last few days i’ve received several compliments that were very sweet and zero percent weird
your bitch call me the simpsons the way she be gaggin on my couch
April 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
your bitch call me the simpsons the way she be gaggin on my couch
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{\__/} I WRITE AND DRAW FOR MY OWN
(ò . ó) FULFILLMENT AND LOVE OF THE GAME
/ > ✨
__/}
.° )
\ ... I hope they like it though...
(ò . ó) FULFILLMENT AND LOVE OF THE GAME
/ > ✨
__/}
.° )
\ ... I hope they like it though...
April 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
{\__/} I WRITE AND DRAW FOR MY OWN
(ò . ó) FULFILLMENT AND LOVE OF THE GAME
/ > ✨
__/}
.° )
\ ... I hope they like it though...
(ò . ó) FULFILLMENT AND LOVE OF THE GAME
/ > ✨
__/}
.° )
\ ... I hope they like it though...
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if you prank me i will shoot you with a gun
April 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
if you prank me i will shoot you with a gun
unsuitable for existing in world like 2-4 days out of the month
April 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
unsuitable for existing in world like 2-4 days out of the month