evie
@evilyn.bsky.social
guinness world record holder for coolest dude
utah’s state bird, now in pdx, she/her 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
utah’s state bird, now in pdx, she/her 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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evie
@evilyn.bsky.social
· Jul 1
more like elon butts
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every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
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hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
January 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
a life, i think, is not at all unlike a vhs tape
January 5, 2026 at 10:26 PM
a life, i think, is not at all unlike a vhs tape
a lot of people here are more prejudiced and closer to the things they proclaim to oppose than i think they will ever allow themselves to see
January 5, 2026 at 4:58 PM
a lot of people here are more prejudiced and closer to the things they proclaim to oppose than i think they will ever allow themselves to see
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People who think Kurosawa is “homework cinema” need to be slapped around a bit.
so cool that when Kurosawa made Seven Samurai, he was like, "What if a movie absolutely ripped for three-and-a-half hours straight?"
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
People who think Kurosawa is “homework cinema” need to be slapped around a bit.
today's randomly generated fish to draw is daunting and i'm stressin
January 2, 2026 at 11:29 PM
today's randomly generated fish to draw is daunting and i'm stressin
that new vanilla sprite looking so close to a regular sprite is insidious. i bought what i thought was a regular sprite, took a sip, and thought i was having a stroke
January 2, 2026 at 3:25 AM
that new vanilla sprite looking so close to a regular sprite is insidious. i bought what i thought was a regular sprite, took a sip, and thought i was having a stroke
one thing i didn’t expect about moving to portland is never being able to read couch right again
January 2, 2026 at 2:51 AM
one thing i didn’t expect about moving to portland is never being able to read couch right again
i’m going to try to draw a random fish every day this year because i want to draw better. here’s fish 1
January 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
i’m going to try to draw a random fish every day this year because i want to draw better. here’s fish 1
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No matter where we go from here I cannot believe we, as DSA, in under 10 years of reconstitution, elected a guy to govern the most important city in the world that says in his inaugural speech: “I was elected as a democratic socialist and I will govern as a democratic socialist.”
January 1, 2026 at 8:27 PM
No matter where we go from here I cannot believe we, as DSA, in under 10 years of reconstitution, elected a guy to govern the most important city in the world that says in his inaugural speech: “I was elected as a democratic socialist and I will govern as a democratic socialist.”
irish moss
i wrote this when i first started transitioning. i was feeling lost and stuck in utah, dreaming of getting back to portland, which i finally did last year
i wrote this when i first started transitioning. i was feeling lost and stuck in utah, dreaming of getting back to portland, which i finally did last year
January 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
irish moss
i wrote this when i first started transitioning. i was feeling lost and stuck in utah, dreaming of getting back to portland, which i finally did last year
i wrote this when i first started transitioning. i was feeling lost and stuck in utah, dreaming of getting back to portland, which i finally did last year
you can have a little poem, as a treat
January 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
you can have a little poem, as a treat
oh no, they're serving me ads for grandma stuff and i like it
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
oh no, they're serving me ads for grandma stuff and i like it
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i love taking my medication and vitamins at completely random intervals every day. it keeps my body on edge
December 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
i love taking my medication and vitamins at completely random intervals every day. it keeps my body on edge
don't know if i give a shit about nye. seems arbitrary. my year starts on the solstice because it's easily observable and makes sense to me. is that caveman brain? i don't care. year start and end when sun at bottom. if i were in the southern hemisphere, it'd start in june
December 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
don't know if i give a shit about nye. seems arbitrary. my year starts on the solstice because it's easily observable and makes sense to me. is that caveman brain? i don't care. year start and end when sun at bottom. if i were in the southern hemisphere, it'd start in june
no one tells you how much it hurts to come back from a decades long depression, how hard it is to accept everything you've lost to it
December 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
no one tells you how much it hurts to come back from a decades long depression, how hard it is to accept everything you've lost to it
unbelievably hyped for the belmont library to reopen
December 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
unbelievably hyped for the belmont library to reopen
after more than half a decade of recovering from my injuries i've returned to my eternal war with the computer
December 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
after more than half a decade of recovering from my injuries i've returned to my eternal war with the computer
amazing the lengths people will attempt to stretch logic to match their own beliefs in regards to people still masking. yeah, man, i’m wearing this mask bc i made covid my whole identity and am virtue signaling, not bc i don’t want to get sick. you got me
December 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
amazing the lengths people will attempt to stretch logic to match their own beliefs in regards to people still masking. yeah, man, i’m wearing this mask bc i made covid my whole identity and am virtue signaling, not bc i don’t want to get sick. you got me
very funny that my mom is dating a less interesting version of my former stepdad and he’s dating a nice version of my mom
December 28, 2025 at 7:35 AM
very funny that my mom is dating a less interesting version of my former stepdad and he’s dating a nice version of my mom
i never used to understand when people would say they were glad they had therapy that day or week but now that i have a therapist that’s a good fit for me i’m like fuck man i’m dying bc i missed therapy for a single week help
December 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i never used to understand when people would say they were glad they had therapy that day or week but now that i have a therapist that’s a good fit for me i’m like fuck man i’m dying bc i missed therapy for a single week help
i got a new toy from the synthesizer store and everyone there was cool and nice
December 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i got a new toy from the synthesizer store and everyone there was cool and nice