evie
@evilyn.bsky.social
guinness world record holder for coolest dude
utah’s state bird, now in pdx, 34, she/her 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
utah’s state bird, now in pdx, 34, she/her 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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evie
@evilyn.bsky.social
· Jul 1
more like elon butts
i have too many hobbies
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
i have too many hobbies
when is the actual time to take down a christmas tree. usually i just change the multicolor lights to white and let it chill for the winter, but now i live in a tiny apartment, and that isn’t really reasonable anymore
December 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
when is the actual time to take down a christmas tree. usually i just change the multicolor lights to white and let it chill for the winter, but now i live in a tiny apartment, and that isn’t really reasonable anymore
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So, The Nutcracker is an Isekai, right?
December 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
So, The Nutcracker is an Isekai, right?
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American society peaked at roller rink/arcades imo
December 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
American society peaked at roller rink/arcades imo
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
i think you should be able to pick your birthday
December 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i think you should be able to pick your birthday
if u wanted to see my presents
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
if u wanted to see my presents
the mountains on the wasatch front are pretty but they block these beautiful sunrises i now enjoy daily
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
the mountains on the wasatch front are pretty but they block these beautiful sunrises i now enjoy daily
the coal santa left under the tree
December 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the coal santa left under the tree
he extra definitely doesn’t fit so he must hold on to stay on
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
he extra definitely doesn’t fit so he must hold on to stay on
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merry christmas. santa left me an extra large turd right in my colon. god bless
December 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
merry christmas. santa left me an extra large turd right in my colon. god bless
it’s actually crazy how much better i feel and how much progress i’ve made now that i’m in a place where i feel safe. i only wish that it could’ve happened sooner
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
it’s actually crazy how much better i feel and how much progress i’ve made now that i’m in a place where i feel safe. i only wish that it could’ve happened sooner
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i want to write pretty songs but my soul conjures only punk rock and doom metal
December 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
i want to write pretty songs but my soul conjures only punk rock and doom metal
if you aren’t cooking w chopsticks you’re missing out
December 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
if you aren’t cooking w chopsticks you’re missing out
between the two small rooms that i spend all my time in there are a total of 5 separate tissue boxes bc there can never truly be enough tissue boxes for as many sneezes and boogers as i contain
December 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
between the two small rooms that i spend all my time in there are a total of 5 separate tissue boxes bc there can never truly be enough tissue boxes for as many sneezes and boogers as i contain
chewing on the idea that ai is not only a cognito hazard bc it makes people act weird when they mess with it but that it is also an info hazard bc people think c3po when they hear about it and make bad decisions bc of that
December 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
chewing on the idea that ai is not only a cognito hazard bc it makes people act weird when they mess with it but that it is also an info hazard bc people think c3po when they hear about it and make bad decisions bc of that
i got therapy on wednesdays and the next two are christmas eve and new year’s eve which means no therapy which also means that i personally am not going to survive the holidays
December 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i got therapy on wednesdays and the next two are christmas eve and new year’s eve which means no therapy which also means that i personally am not going to survive the holidays
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
but of a weird thing i’m not used to: i bitch loudly and a lot in public and have largely been left to do so, but since arriving in pdx, i have people constantly being like “i feel you” when i walk by bitching about something, like the mailman to me yesterday about people not sharing the sidewalk
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
but of a weird thing i’m not used to: i bitch loudly and a lot in public and have largely been left to do so, but since arriving in pdx, i have people constantly being like “i feel you” when i walk by bitching about something, like the mailman to me yesterday about people not sharing the sidewalk
i have 5 cats on my bed. i am content
December 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
i have 5 cats on my bed. i am content
a thing about portland is that one house will pay a guy to blow leaves, and he’ll blow them into the street and other yards, and then everyone else on the whole block will do the same, so you just have people leaf blowing all day every day instead of one single person ever bothering to pick them up
December 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
a thing about portland is that one house will pay a guy to blow leaves, and he’ll blow them into the street and other yards, and then everyone else on the whole block will do the same, so you just have people leaf blowing all day every day instead of one single person ever bothering to pick them up
i got dynasty warriors 8 on ps vita, i got it on the switch, i got it on pc, i got it on my ps4, and i was about to have it on my xbox series x but they only have DW9 and that fuckass new one that i hated, so i guess we’re capped at 4 copies
December 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
i got dynasty warriors 8 on ps vita, i got it on the switch, i got it on pc, i got it on my ps4, and i was about to have it on my xbox series x but they only have DW9 and that fuckass new one that i hated, so i guess we’re capped at 4 copies
hyped bc they’re putting a bigger food cart pod in a block from my apartment but not hyped to never find parking again
December 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
hyped bc they’re putting a bigger food cart pod in a block from my apartment but not hyped to never find parking again