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guinness world record holder for coolest dude

utah’s state bird, now in pdx, 34, she/her 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
i got a pretty one in a weird shape. caveman brain wins again
December 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
this world wasn’t built for poor focus or self control. i belong in a cave
December 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
therefore i predict transgender for everyone in 2027
December 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
why is everything so cool, why isn’t there enough time to do everything that’s cool, this is bogus
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
looks like grinch is back on the menu, boys
December 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
winter is depressing. i left the tree up to mitigate that. it also feels fucked up to take it down the day after christmas, like i need to wait till jan or something. idk
December 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
mine isn’t in june but it should be and really who’s to say it’s not
December 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM