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Dan Voltaire
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39 yo sciencey gay • lefty • orchid addict • data monkey • Bristol UK Religious views: Eurovision • the Metric System He/Him Often in tandem with ‪@joedunckley.bsky.social‬ Occasionally found in 🇵🇹 flavour.
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You & me both, Monty. 🍆
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
Not me parked at my stove for at least 5 mins wondering why my cream doesn't seem to be heating up...
"Democracies"
Apropos of nothing, I really do think UK journalists and politicians need some reminding that mass deportation of LEGAL immigrants, particularly those with permanent status, is far more extreme than even Trump's America and would basically place Britain completely on its own among democracies.
Different butters have different fat content. Fancier butters generally having more.
Them: cutting 12 circles out of greaseproof paper is laborious.

Me, an intellectual: cutting 12 circles out of greaseproof paper is calculus.
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Expect to see Kemi Badenoch launching a campaign to "save this great national institution, our beloved high street betting shops" in the next few days and then you'll know the policy is a definite winner.
Surprisingly this doesn't narrow it down much
Mummy's just tired & emotional this morning, okay?!
The poster doesn't technically say a pint of *what*, so I feel like, perfectly within the laws surrounding advertising, I'd be able to order the most expensive alcohol by the pint - like say, I dunno, rum.
Don't threaten me with a good time, etc.

Parasites.
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“My lawyer will have me out in an hour.”
This is exactly what enshittified twitter.
And again at the end 😭
DIY SOS just had me crying 😭
DIY SOS just had me crying 😭
A young couple from Edinburgh on Escape to the Cuntery with a budget of £500k...
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The reason they're coming after this place is because they can't control the people on it and it drives them nuts.
It's a sad truth that the care system in this country so often fails children so very badly at the times when they are most vulnerable. Tayris' experience is tragically not unique.
Me after episode 1: Ergh Tayris is so brash & full of himself, has she even seen a pufferfish before?
Me after episode 4: PROTECT TAYRIS 😭
#DragRaceUK
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god